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PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 9:15 pm 
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That NYC hipster preteen commercial for iPad. "What are you doing on your computer?"

"What's a computer?"

Fuck. You. You know what a goddamn computer is.

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Franky T wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
That NYC hipster preteen commercial for iPad. "What are you doing on your computer?"

"What's a computer?"

Fuck. You. You know what a goddamn computer is.

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I hate that little boy too.

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C_Howitt_Fealz wrote:
Zyppah - what's with the New York accent?


The guy in the new Shoeless Joe's commercials says "Fuhgeddaboudidit!" several times.

I thought that was a New York thing, not a Chicago thing.


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Darkside wrote:
Franky T wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
That NYC hipster preteen commercial for iPad. "What are you doing on your computer?"

"What's a computer?"

Fuck. You. You know what a goddamn computer is.

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I hate that little boy too.


Thought it was a girl? Welcome to 2018!


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Few things are more disgusting that a sports-radio host clod trying to sexily read copy for a Valentine's Day gift.


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Few things are more disgusting that a sports-radio host clod trying to sexily read copy for a Valentine's Day gift.


Or a producer.


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Parkins seems to be aligning himself with the worst endorsements. First the Iv-me bullshit, now he’s doing spots with a gambling service.

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Jaw Breaker wrote:
Parkins seems to be aligning himself with the worst endorsements. First the Iv-me bullshit, now he’s doing spots with a gambling service.


Those IV-Me commercials are one of those most ridiculous spots I've heard since Tele Image (or however it was spelled). It was a thing you used to play various sounds in the background of your phone calls to project a certain image. I don't remember what the various sounds were, but I imagine someone who isn't sick calling in sick to work and using this thing to play hospital sounds in the background.

Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard

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As someone who worked as a paramedic I can testify that IVs work for hangovers. My roommate and I use to hook each up after long weekends. Vegas has a traveling ambulance that hooks you up with IVs.

I don't know if I would travel to a fixed site for one or for that price.

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Jaw Breaker wrote:
Parkins seems to be aligning himself with the worst endorsements. First the Iv-me bullshit, now he’s doing spots with a gambling service.

Endorsements are endorsements, man. It's difficult to hold out for a car dealership relationship when you have these outfits offering ready cash to do a simple commercial (that they will apparently accept First Take work on).


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Tad Queasy wrote:
Few things are more disgusting that a sports-radio host clod trying to sexily read copy for a Valentine's Day gift.


Or a producer.

I thought it was creepy hearing Terry do those. That was before I heard Shep doing them.

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Tad Queasy wrote:
Few things are more disgusting that a sports-radio host clod trying to sexily read copy for a Valentine's Day gift.


Panty action day!

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That stupid Gap commercial with all the annoying millennials dancing to a horrible remix of Thompson Twins' Hold Me Now.

I can only just assume a bunch of old white marketing people had a list of every racial and sub-group out there to make sure they had that representation in the video.

"Do we have a black person?"
"Yep, three!"
"How about any androgynous looking people?"
"Covered!"
"Great! Make sure the sexy blonde dances with the black guy."
"Will do."
"And remember to have the Asian girl be fat, so we are covered on two accounts."

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That stupid Gap commercial with all the annoying millennials dancing to a horrible remix of Thompson Twins' Hold Me Now.

I can only just assume a bunch of old white marketing people had a list of every racial and sub-group out there to make sure they had that representation in the video.

"Do we have a black person?"
"Yep, three!"
"How about any androgynous looking people?"
"Covered!"
"Great! Make sure the sexy blonde dances with the black guy."
"Will do."
"And remember to have the Asian girl be fat, so we are covered on two accounts."

Yeah, I've noticed fat girls are starting to creep into these commercials for retail stores.

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Franky T wrote:
SuperMario wrote:
That stupid Gap commercial with all the annoying millennials dancing to a horrible remix of Thompson Twins' Hold Me Now.

I can only just assume a bunch of old white marketing people had a list of every racial and sub-group out there to make sure they had that representation in the video.

"Do we have a black person?"
"Yep, three!"
"How about any androgynous looking people?"
"Covered!"
"Great! Make sure the sexy blonde dances with the black guy."
"Will do."
"And remember to have the Asian girl be fat, so we are covered on two accounts."

Yeah, I've noticed fat girls are starting to creep into these commercials for retail stores.


And people keep saying JDC is not making a difference in the world.

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For us poors that don't pay for Spotify Premium, the "for hims" commercial are brutal. Erectile dysfunction and hair loss treatments for less than $5 a month!!!!! Wow!!! Awesome!!!

Fuck you!!!


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These commercials that show up during golf tournaments for drugs that give terminal cancer patients an extra few months of life are depressing as hell.


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That new Capital One commercial with Charles Barkley, Samuel Jackson, and Spike Lee. Charles and Samuel on horses and Spike on a donkey.
:lol: :lol:

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I actually laughed at that one.

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Honestly.. I’ve laughed at all of them.


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Mind you, I’m easily amused.


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Wasn't sure where to put this, but the guy in the Sonic commercials (the one who seems at least somewhat functional) looks a lot like Bernstein.

Now that I think about it, nobody probably cares, but I'm posting it anyway.

Fuck you guys.

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The Nest video doorbell commercial.

Hello!
Hello!
Hello!
Hello!

Fuck off.


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Turtle rat.


I actually laughed at that one.


Where the deer and the cantaloupe play got me too. These commercials are so stupid but I laugh. You couldn’t pay me to get a capital one credit card however.


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Every time the college b-ball game goes to break, they always play the Samsung Galaxy S9 commercial. Makes me not want to buy the phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HC6hiVLiXLw

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The Harris ad is the worst. First off, she can’t pronounce “well-being.” It’s like Laurence wrote the god damn copy. Also, it’s NOT A POP QUIZ IF YOU TELL THEM ABOUT IT.

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I don't understand this NCAA student athletes "Label Me" commercial: https://www.ispot.tv/ad/wQJz/ncaa-label-me

"Label me, you know you want to."
"You do it behind my back."
"Say it to my face."

Why are they so mad? Are athletes picked on and bullied? They are usually looked up to and put on a pedestal both on campus and in society.


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