They're all pretty lousy now. I think the only one I don't immediately switch is the Coors Light ad with the 2 mascots.

How old is the Gieco ad with the dolls up in that guys attic? It seems like that one has to be 3 years old and they still show it. I don't even get the reference.

It seems like it should be a Halloween season ad. But they keep playing it.

Yeah there are too many to even count and keep track of anymore.

But that ass cream Lume is pretty bad too.

I despise those T-Mobile commercials with those guys from Scrubs.

BUMP

That fucking Love Boat cruise ad.

there's some Chime commercial that's one Pluto a lot where the woman's main concern is how she hates overdraft fees. And that Chime let's you overdraft up to 200$ fee free. Then she says whatever her job is is about empowering women, and Chime empowers her. I was trying to think how letting people overdraft and spend money they don't have without being penalized is empowering.

The Haribo commercials make me want to punch someone in the throat.

1. Silvy does the read for a commercial for 19 Crimes wine. He sounds ridiculous reading the copy in his nasally voice:

Snoop Dogg starts the commercial, followed by:

"Hey guys, it's Silvy. What an intro by the D. O. Double G himself."

and after talking about the product:

"...take us out, Snoop."

2. The woman in the Penny Mustard commercials with the childlike voice and uptalking is brutal.

Ever since January, Peloton is trying to gaslight people into thinking they didn't waste $5k on their stupid bike by saying 92% "stick with it". And they even have the audacity to have some smug prick using reverse psychology to convince you that this product isn't a complete waste of money.

good luck assholes. meanwhile, my stupid gym is still full of idiots. why couldn't they be of the 92%?

this Ben Affleck Dunkin Donuts commercial . jesus christ

The new ESPN 1000 big voice girl.

The Scott for Scot’s commercials are killing me. FEED IT!

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I wonder who decided this was the best alternative. They should be presented to us to complete the thread title.

She is worse than Mully cum-gargling "670 the Snore!!!!" every break.

“This is All-Star Ian Happ…”

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Elgin Hyundai

What's up with the chick with the fucked up grill just mugging for 10 seconds without saying anything?

SAY SOMETHING. OR QUIT GRINNING YOU GHOOL

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Given how bad this is and how often it's played, I'm starting to wonder if J. Hood had something to do with it as that is his M.O.

Hearing this is getting to be as bad as hearing the 1-800-Kars-4-Kids jingle, the insipid whistling in a 1-800-Got-Junk commercial, or "Hey everyone, it's Adam Abdalla..."

That "lower your A1C!" commercial where that fat girl is dancing around all happy. Lose some weight.

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What the hell is this “Make a revolution” commercial they keep playing on the Audacy stream?

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X2. Lose the Foopa Sp?

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I was going to mention the "Helzberg Wedding Band" commercial, but then the Reese's commercial where the guy says "Reese's" over and over and over came on and that one is WAY worse.

So the way that commercial starts... everytime I hear "a racist tv ad" and not "a reeses TV ad".
Also it is a terrible ad. Good lawd.

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BK and Wendy's fight it out almost every day as to who has the more nauseating ad. the BK song might tip it over the edge though.

My kids were telling alexa to play the bk songs on spotify. Thank god that finally ended

The BK song is a “remake” of their old ‘70s jingle, which, while still somewhat nauseating, had some uplift and positivity to it and stuck for awhile. FF to the 2020s, and the current version of the song sounds lazy, with no effort put into it whatsoever - which could have been the intent; who knows? The result is a turnoff to the brand (as if BK didn’t already have enough of that kind of marketing for years on end).

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Not a mult.

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What's with the fanduel commercial that's from week one where the dude is taking ALL THE UNDERS IN NY. ALL THE UNDERS.

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ATT’s “attic zen den” is so fucking stupid.

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Fitzmagic is way overexposed

When did he become some highly recognizable celeb that companies just have to have as their spokesman?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

When white guys with forest beards became a thing among the regular crowd.

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Dan bernstiens daughter Zoey has a commercial on the score warning everyone about her natural gas.

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VW commercial with the psychotic baby laughter https://youtu.be/0viJsiwHMT0

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