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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 5:29 pm 
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2017 8:19 pm 
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SD, you touched a nerve there.

i'm also beyond sick of the liberty mutual commercials. "noooo...i picked the wrong insurance company." fuck you, you bj novak looking asshole.


Oh yeah, that's another one. :x :x :evil:
The other one with the lady saying "I guess they don't want you driving around on 3 wheels......SMART!".
I don't understand the passive aggressive/browbeating tone of that one.

That said, I love those stupid Hormel pepperoni ads, and the Diet Dr. Pepper "It's the Sweet One" ads featuring the tiny love child of Nick Kroll and Bret Michaels.......
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That's American Idol Season 1 runner up Justin Guarini.


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Oh and Curious...you have no idea.

On a side note, enough with the falsetto "Whaaattt???". Fuck's sake it just isn't that funny.


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There's a radio commercial for Viagra or something where the word "dollars" is used about 20 times, notable in causing me anger because the dude pronouncing it sounds like he's saying "dawllers" every time.


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2017 10:08 am 
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these Verizon commercials with the guy doing the mic drop....SO CLEVER


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The latest "CDW Sports Technology Report":

"The arrival of spring means the arrival of big rains. Teams are pouring millions into retractable roofs which can keep the fields and fans dry. Join us next time for another CDW Sports Technology Report."

To think someone got paid to write that drivel.

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There's a radio commercial for Viagra or something where the word "dollars" is used about 20 times, notable in causing me anger because the dude pronouncing it sounds like he's saying "dawllers" every time.


I harken back to a UP snowmobiling trip, when, in a local breakfast spot, one of the Yoopers said he had just returned from Da Soo, and "you know, dem Mush-heads looove dem Yankee dawllers". Makes sense if these bootleg blue booty triangles are coming from the Canadian Rx black market.


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Has my reflexes responding even quicker than Kars for Kids. PTFB


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There is a Heineken commercial in which a woman does an ear-splittingly awful cover of David Bowie's Heroes.

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The Chevy ads where all the millennials marvel at Chevy's multiple JD Power awards.
'Chevy really stepped their game up'
'Style and strength'
'Guess I have to buy a new car now....'

Fuck all ya'll.

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The Chevy ads where all the millennials marvel at Chevy's multiple JD Power awards.
'Chevy really stepped their game up'
'Style and strength'
'Guess I have to buy a new car now....'

Fuck all ya'll.


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Those spots I hear on 780 that use the theme from Patton. YOU LEAVE THAT SACRED SCORE WELL ENOUGH ALONE YOU HUCKSTERS.


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Silvy does commercials for LifeLock where he reads copy for a minute or so and then says "Hi guys, it's Silvy..."

After hearing the nasally "LiiifeLaahhk," I think everyone already knew that.


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Tad Queasy wrote:
Silvy does commercials for LifeLock where he reads copy for a minute or so and then says "Hi guys, it's Silvy..."

After hearing the nasally "LiiifeLaahhk," I think everyone already knew that.


Can't stand those LifeLock commercials...1-800 LifeLock, promo code Lifelock, LifeLock.com, LifeLock.

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The "final days" of MattressFirm's "once in a lifetime" sale seems like it's been going on for months.

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I think this is a kidde commercial.
They said that snow covered their furnace vent and their smoke detector saved their life. I don't think that works like that.
Then... my favorite... something about a co alarm saving the life of their teacher or something which is nice but she says something to the effect of "what if my kids got to school and the teacher wasn't there?"
Really? The teacher is dead but you're just worried about your kids being teacher less?
Bitch.

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Zombie Bob Rohrman is apparently now haunting the golf courses in the Chicagoland area!!


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I just saw a commercial for Bud Light with a bunch of thirty somethings in an after work fest trying to look cool/hard/something while dance posing with Ice-T's "Colors" playing.

Most didn't (don't)understand or appreciate the song or movie messages and now it's a background for a bunch of assholes drinking piss and trying to look some kind of way that doesn't work.

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Regular Reader wrote:
I just saw a commercial for Bud Light with a bunch of thirty somethings in an after work fest trying to look cool/hard/something while dance posing with Ice-T's "Colors" playing.

Most didn't (don't)understand or appreciate the song or movie messages and now it's a background for a bunch of assholes drinking piss and trying to look some kind of way that doesn't work.


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Regular Reader wrote:
I just saw a commercial for Bud Light with a bunch of thirty somethings in an after work fest trying to look cool/hard/something while dance posing with Ice-T's "Colors" playing.

Most didn't (don't)understand or appreciate the song or movie messages and now it's a background for a bunch of assholes drinking piss and trying to look some kind of way that doesn't work.


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Yeah :lol:

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Sing it with me..........
"I just wanna drive a good looking whip, with really great MPGs.......".
:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmWLiPTxHKQ

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Can-ellllll-ooooo......No Bueno.......Be Bold.
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"I AM A WILD CHILD......I DON'T NEED A TOUCHSCREEN, I NEED TO FEEL SOMETHING....REAL!!!!!"

takemefishing.org

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Maybe it was just coincidence, but they played two Charles Osgood-narrated commercials in a row (Auto Owners Insurance and Indeed, the job search firm).

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Sing it with me..........
"I just wanna drive a good looking whip, with really great MPGs.......".
:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmWLiPTxHKQ


That tickles the hell out of me each time it comes on, sorry.

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I think about 40% of the commercials on WSCR are for the Illinois Media School.


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The CSN White Sox commercial with that chin-strap bearded fat fuck voiced Juggalo without the clown make-up doing the narration.
Not shitting in the Sox, just the ad. Burn another Newport, Shaggy 2 Ligue.
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The Feldco commercial where the pregnant woman answers the phone and says, "It's two?" and the husband stands up thinking she is preggers with twins. Why would the doctor call with that news? Did they have an ultrasound, and not look at the results at the office? And who is calling them to let them know of a window sale?

Bad, bad, bad.

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