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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 1:36 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

rogers park bryan wrote:

When you buy a new car...

From a new car store....

You get a great deal...

What the fuck is this even a commercial for? New Car dealers in general?

It's confusing because you have it wrong.

'When you buy a used car, from a new car store....' It is for a dealership that wants you to buy your new and used cars from them.

AND A GREAT DEAL MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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beni hanna

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 1:51 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

I was working on my yard all weekend and, in all seriousness, I could not stop repeating in my head "that's what a gardener does...a gardener...as I understand it...". Over and frickin' over again - it nearly drove me to madness.

That commercial is worse than having a horrible song stuck in your head. What a shame. Ruined a perfectly good weekend.

I am reminded of a Sean Connery movie "The Name of the Rose". A priest whips himself for his impure thoughts/actions. Having to replay that bit over and over seems to me a gardener's mental equivalent.

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 1:53 pm

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beni hanna wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Good movie.

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beni hanna

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 1:56 pm

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Yeah it was from what I remember. Seemed realistic as a timepiece from IIRC.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 1:56 pm

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beni hanna wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

My only saving grace was, after a while, I began to recite the line in the voice of Christopher Walken for some reason. A GOD-ner...

It saved me.

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beni hanna

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 1:59 pm

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I still like the idea of Ms. HOTSHOTHOTSHOT lady doing that spot, but for around the estates Walken is a more appropriate choice.

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Swingandalongonetoright

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2011 2:52 pm

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The guy that sounds bitter/jealous of a rich neighbor and brags about stealing his friends from him by buying a plethora of chicken mcnuggets. It'll be BK or Wendys for me after that one.

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shirtless driver

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 5:02 pm

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Double My Speed dot com Double My Speed dot com Double My Speed dot com Double My Speed dot com

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beni hanna

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 12:02 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

On the SCR stream there is a commercial featuring Maya Angelou discussing white roses and her box.

It's back. Thursdays and Fridays seem to be the main days they run this commercial. Absolutely kills the radio listening mood.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 1:08 pm

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What's the deal with those American Express radio ads? Those commercials have started airing again on The SCORE and other CBS Radio-owned outlets, and I can't get those out of my head!

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Big Chicagoan

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 11:02 pm

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1-877-KARS FOR KIDS

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SomeGuy

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 8:07 am

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"Double my speed dot com sped up my computer from duh very first day..."

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Tad Queasy

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 9:29 am

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The new State Farm radio spots are bad enough, but what's worse is they play two of them in a row.

I can't seem to escape the hhgregg commercials, either. Help...

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:44 am

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Tad Queasy wrote:

The new State Farm radio spots are bad enough, but what's worse is they play two of them in a row.

I can't seem to escape the hhgregg commercials, either. Help...

I can tell I will hate hhgregg already. Have you seen their sales fliers? They advertise a cheap tv, but then they don't tell you which brand it is (on some items). The fliers look so crappy next to Best Buy. There is no way I will ever go there. I am thinking they are the next Circuit City.

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 11:19 am

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I like my insurance like I like my burrito.

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Phil McCracken

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 11:20 am

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redskingreg wrote:

I like my insurance like I like my burrito.

That's not sour cream....

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 12:49 pm

We thought it would be interesting to take the rich girl and put her in with the street smart girl...we are quite the groundbreakers....

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 12:52 pm

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The Back To Bed jingle makes me want to smother someone with a pillow.

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K Effective

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 4:39 pm

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Tad Queasy wrote:

The new State Farm radio spots are bad enough, but what's worse is they play two of them in a row.

Help...

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 4:42 pm

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I was just about to start a thread about this.

Turrible...

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 4:43 pm

K Effective wrote:

Tad Queasy wrote:

The new State Farm radio spots are bad enough, but what's worse is they play two of them in a row.

Help...

I think between the two of you, you almost make the perfect guy.

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K Effective

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 4:49 pm

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I've had my fill of the McCann twins and their AARP cell phones.

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chaspoppcap

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 4:53 pm

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The Southwest Airlines no bag fee referee.

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K Effective

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 9:39 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

K Effective wrote:

Tad Queasy wrote:

The new State Farm radio spots are bad enough, but what's worse is they play two of them in a row.

Help...

I think between the two of you, you almost make the perfect guy.

I don't get it.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:11 pm

Kevin Dillon CBS show they've played every break on the webstream for the past 4 months.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:13 pm

It's Friday somewhere!!!

Oh, wait, it's Friday here.

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SHARK

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2011 2:56 pm

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chaspoppcap wrote:

The Southwest Airlines no bag fee referee.

You know longtime college football golden voice Keith Jackson's the voiceover in those commercials...

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:20 pm

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SHARK wrote:

chaspoppcap wrote:

The Southwest Airlines no bag fee referee.

You know longtime college football golden voice Keith Jackson's the voiceover in those commercials...

Whoa, nellie!

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2011 7:23 pm

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a lot of the commercials on sirius when i'm listening to howard.

cougarlife.com (bang a cougar?)

ashleymadison.com (the owner of this site just sounds like a smug sleazeball)

whitney TV spots (please just cancel this show already)

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MattInTheCrown

Post subject: Re: Commercials That Make Me Want to Kill, Part Deux

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2011 8:30 am

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This Bud Light "here we go" ad is, quite possibly, the gayest thing of all time. "To my boy Randy the bachelor..." "I can't believe we're right next the the stage! Ah! Here we goooo!" Everyone involved in this ad should be dropped into a vat of molten lead.

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