Tonight at 9 on comedy central. It's gotta be better than this shit ass MNF game and Raw tonight.

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I think Ill grade the roasters on a 100 point scale

Jon Lovitz : 82

Mike Tyson appears to have absolutely no idea what is going on. And he's loving every minute of it.

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His tweets/fb updates are hilariously normal. Theyre funny cause Mike Tyson is saying them

He told Lovitz he doesnt Iron Clothes in prison anymore



Seth MacFarlane: 90
Kate Walsh: 75

(these things are grades according to the persons profession. Ross gets graded harder than Walsh)

Holy shit I thought Kate Walsh was hilarious.

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Ross: 94

Just killed it...and I dont usually like Ross.

The Ghadaffi costume didn't hurt

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I'm predicting a 45 for Tyson.

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The shit he talked to Ross was good.


I wish I bit my own ear off during your performance.

For who he is and how nervous he started.


Mike Tyson: 72

This dude killed it last year.

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Check out some of his stuff on YouTube. He's funny.

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Blonde Guy: 65


The Black dude disrupted him and hurt the flow. His Tyson stuff was weak and he waited too long to get into Sheen


Still, its a good roast when that guy is the worst.

Jeselnik on twitter wrote


Women are like potato chips. They better come with my fucking sandwich.
RIP Macho Man. Heaven just got a little less comfortable for Miss Elizabeth.
Babies are the only people I actually trust as far as I can throw them

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"Usually when this many nobodies get roasted, it's the result of Great White playing. ." -Steve-O

or Ryan Dunn driving.

Overall I thought it was pretty lame. I had such high hopes given the guest of honor. I was surprised by how bad the panel was - I didn't know who several even were. Lovitz was weak, Joe-O & Tyson were uncomfortable. Shatner is kind of funny but his act was done in his previous roast. IMO, Ross was the only one that killed it. Sheen was good too & I like Seth but Lisa Lampanelli is a much better host.

I caught the uncut roast of Larry the Cable Guy the other night and it was much funnier.

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I’m going to enforce all laws concerning the protection of classified information. No one will be above the law.- DJT 2016
MAY THEY ROT IN HELL. AGAIN, MERRY CHRISTMAS!- DJT 12/25/23

the roast has just become another pageant like any awards show on TV. it's the same people doing the same schtick and i have no interest in it at all.

it was a good idea when you had legends being roasted by good comedians. now it's just celebrities getting material written by someone else and it's been done to death.

"oh no he didn't just say that!!"

"oh my god she's right about that, lol!"

"wow, wow no no wow lololol!!"

It was pretty funny. That blonde girl was good.

I'm with you Rogers Park Bryan, I liked how she compared to Sheen to Bruce Willis, both big in the 80's and now slots filled by Ashton Kutcher.

Surprised to see negative reviews, I thought this was funny as bluck. Never really stopped laughing (except for Steve-O), and the number of "holy shit" moments was up there for me. Couple of my favorite lines:

"Tyson is a man who beaten every opponent he has faced. Except the letter 'S.'"

"Charlie, the only reason you are here is because God hates Michael J. Fox."

"Mike, the ironic part is that in the end, the person's face you fucked up most was your own."

"Some say you are the next Greg Giraldo. Let's hope so."


Will definitely watch it again.

i liked, it was good stuff...i have never liked shatner and never found him funny or slightly amusing

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I liked it too. I think Tyson is still laughing and clapping

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"You can kill the revolutionary, but you can't kill the revolution."

A roast is not a roast without Oney.

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To be clear, I did like it. There were certainly a number of LOL moments. I just didn't think it was as good as it should have been given the target and I thought the overall panel was a bit lacking compared to previous roasts.

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If we nominate Trump we will get destroyed & we'll deserve it.- L Graham
I’m going to enforce all laws concerning the protection of classified information. No one will be above the law.- DJT 2016
MAY THEY ROT IN HELL. AGAIN, MERRY CHRISTMAS!- DJT 12/25/23

I didn't see last night's but it sucks Giraldo died. He was always the best one on any panel.

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Listen to the river sing sweet songs
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While the fame of the roasters was clearly superior back in the day, they were not all buddies of the roastee. Many were just well-known comics/stars/athletes of the time.

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If we nominate Trump we will get destroyed & we'll deserve it.- L Graham
I’m going to enforce all laws concerning the protection of classified information. No one will be above the law.- DJT 2016
MAY THEY ROT IN HELL. AGAIN, MERRY CHRISTMAS!- DJT 12/25/23

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Jeff Ross on the new comic Anthony Something

"Some say your the next Greg Giraldo....let's hope so"

Yeah I read that. Some of the Giraldo digs were good on the last one also.

Jeffrey Ross is not a funny man, but he understands the concept of a roast much better than other comics and celebs seem to. I think that's what makes him surprisingly funny every time. It's pretty easy to bash the shit out of others that arent good at it. Charlie Weiss and the M&M one for example.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

i have never seen the old roasts, but i would be surprised if i could crack a smile or grin if i watched one..lame jokes by lame dudes... who was allegedly funny back then? carson? never from what i have seen..dean martin? nah..bad actor and not funny.

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