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PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2012 8:43 am 
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Surely I must be missing the thread that was already created for this sure-to-be masterpiece, but I couldn't find it...so alas, I made one.

This will be the BEST. BIRTHDAY. EVER.

Hey Liam, I have the option of seeing the movie in 2D, 3D and IMAX 3D...which one should I see?

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PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2012 8:47 am 
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You'd be better off just not seeing it.

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 Post subject: Re: Battleship
PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2012 8:43 am 
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the story looks rehashed and horrible but there will be lots of action

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Not sure what is worse. This or the Rock em Sock Robot movie with Hugh Jackman.

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Not sure what is worse. This or the Rock em Sock Robot movie with Hugh Jackman.

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 Post subject: Re: Battleship
PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2012 9:15 am 
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I bet Rhianna steals the movie.

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I bet Rhianna steals the movie.


Racist.


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sjboyd0137 wrote:
Not sure what is worse. This or the Rock em Sock Robot movie with Hugh Jackman.




The rock em sock em movie was actually not terrirble. I believe it got some pretty good reviews as well.


Now that I fucked up my back again I've pretty much seen every movie that's come out on Blu Ray. It got to the point where I eve watched the Muppet Movie which btw was actually really good.

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The robot movie wasn't terrible. I'm not saying it should have won an Oscar, but watched it with my kids and was mildly entertained. You have to watch it pretending the toys never existed and just go with the story.


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The book was so much better!!!!!

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sjboyd0137 wrote:
Not sure what is worse. This or the Rock em Sock Robot movie with Hugh Jackman.

You two wouldnt know good entertainment if it sat in your face.

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Looking forward to Battleship. The Hugh Jackman Robot movie was mildly entertaining.
Love the summer "big exploding shit up movies"

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I know I'm not going to change any opinions here, but I just got back seeing this, and it's actually a pretty good popcorn flick...I would rate it better than the second Transformers but not quite up to snuff with the first and third films.

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I thought having the aliens look like Chris Brown was a brilliant twist

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I can't wait for the Chinese Checkers movie. Stratego vs. Risk looks stupid tho.

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I know I'm not going to change any opinions here, but I just got back seeing this, and it's actually a pretty good popcorn flick...I would rate it better than the second Transformers but not quite up to snuff with the first and third films.

Spoiler below:

I thought having the aliens look like Chris Brown was a brilliant twist

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I just saw it,too.It's Top Gun meets Transformers. Nothing we haven't seen before but I thought it was a very well made movie. Directed by Peter Berg (Friday Night Lights) former actor (30 something..the guy who looked like Bjorn Borg). Little of the Michael Bay touch in there. I give it 3 stars.

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 Post subject: Re: Battleship
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I'm waiting with bated breath for the Connect Four movie.

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I'm waiting with bated breath for the Connect Four movie.


I love that game.

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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2012 6:08 am 
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Every line of dialogue that Rhianna has in this flick:

Rhianna wrote:
“What’s wrong with you, drama queen?”
“Get up princess! Come on!”
“Typical”
“Shut up. Shut up.”
“Oh, this gon’ be sweet. He hates the man.”
“You go mess with him and see what happens!”
“Chicken!”
“Kentucky Fried Chicken!”
“You look like Colonel Sanders, actually.”
“Yo Saunders, ever been in a department run by some kind of Donald Trump/Mike Tyson mutant combo?”

“Nothing, sir.”
“If you did, it was only in reference to the fact the you both project great physical intensity, sir.”
“I got something sir, on my camera.”
“I don’t know.”
“Is this some kind of exercise?”
“You ever seen anything like this?”
“Weird, man.”
“Real bad idea, Lieutenant.”
“Lieutenant, get up.”
“Lieutenant.”
“Come on, you with me?”
“Come on, squared away?”
“What the hell is that?”
“Ahhhhhhh!”
“Ahhhhhhh!”
“What happened?”
“What?”
“Who’s in charge?”
“Fire control’s offline. I need three minutes.”
“(Heavy sigh)”
“My dad said they’d come. Said it my whole life. He said one day we’d find them, or they’d find us. Know what else he said? He said, I hope I aint around when that day comes.”
“No sir!”
“Nothing sir, nothing.”
“Yo, hey!”
“Come on, come on, come on.”
“Mahalo, motherfu—”
“What the hell is that?”

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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2012 6:20 am 
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Killer V wrote:
:lol:

Every line of dialogue that Rhianna has in this flick:

Rhianna wrote:
“What’s wrong with you, drama queen?”
“Get up princess! Come on!”
“Typical”
“Shut up. Shut up.”
“Oh, this gon’ be sweet. He hates the man.”
“You go mess with him and see what happens!”
“Chicken!”
“Kentucky Fried Chicken!”
“You look like Colonel Sanders, actually.”
“Yo Saunders, ever been in a department run by some kind of Donald Trump/Mike Tyson mutant combo?”

“Nothing, sir.”
“If you did, it was only in reference to the fact the you both project great physical intensity, sir.”
“I got something sir, on my camera.”
“I don’t know.”
“Is this some kind of exercise?”
“You ever seen anything like this?”
“Weird, man.”
“Real bad idea, Lieutenant.”
“Lieutenant, get up.”
“Lieutenant.”
“Come on, you with me?”
“Come on, squared away?”
“What the hell is that?”
“Ahhhhhhh!”
“Ahhhhhhh!”
“What happened?”
“What?”
“Who’s in charge?”
“Fire control’s offline. I need three minutes.”
“(Heavy sigh)”
“My dad said they’d come. Said it my whole life. He said one day we’d find them, or they’d find us. Know what else he said? He said, I hope I aint around when that day comes.”
“No sir!”
“Nothing sir, nothing.”
“Yo, hey!”
“Come on, come on, come on.”
“Mahalo, motherfu—”
“What the hell is that?”


That was unpleasant to read. It's like they had a "Corny Movie Lines For Dummies" book and he cherry picked a few from the "Stereotypical Sassy Streetwise Black Woman" chapter.

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 Post subject: Re: Battleship
PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2012 2:58 pm 
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Were people expecting anything more from her in this movie?


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