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 Post subject: Shaq
PostPosted: Tue May 09, 2017 9:16 pm 
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Does he ever smile or not look like he hates everyone else on set?

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They were better without him.

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Does he ever smile or not look like he hates everyone else on set?

Yes

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Nas wrote:
They were better without him.

This is the popular sentiment and it is wrong.

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Shaq hates Barkley. That's for sure. Not Kenny. Everybody loves Kenny.


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Shaq hates Barkley. That's for sure. Not Kenny. Everybody loves Kenny.


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He made Barkley's emmy acceptance awkward. He sucks.

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FavreFan wrote:
Nas wrote:
They were better without him.

This is the popular sentiment and it is wrong.


He adds nothing

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Nas wrote:
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Nas wrote:
They were better without him.

This is the popular sentiment and it is wrong.


He adds nothing

He's hilarious. Him and Barkley are far and away the two funniest sports analysts on TV.

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FavreFan wrote:
Nas wrote:
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Nas wrote:
They were better without him.

This is the popular sentiment and it is wrong.


He adds nothing

He's hilarious. Him and Barkley are far and away the two funniest sports analysts on TV.


Barkley and Kenny and EJ are great together. Shaq sucks! You young punks don't know what good is.

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Nas wrote:
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Nas wrote:
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Nas wrote:
They were better without him.

This is the popular sentiment and it is wrong.


He adds nothing

He's hilarious. Him and Barkley are far and away the two funniest sports analysts on TV.


Barkley and Kenny and EJ are great together. Shaq sucks! You young punks don't know what good is.

Our generation invented good. Bill Russell used to be a tv announcer. Can you imagine how fucking brutal that must've been? I'd rather listen to Bill Cartwright call a game

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Bill Walton
Bob Costas
Marv Albert
Kevin Harlan

Who do you all have?

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Nas wrote:
Bill Walton
Bob Costas
Marv Albert
Kevin Harlan

Who do you all have?

As an announcer it's gotta be Marv and it's not close. As a person, Bill Walton obviously.

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FavreFan wrote:
Nas wrote:
Bill Walton
Bob Costas
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Kevin Harlan

Who do you all have?

As an announcer it's gotta be Marv and it's not close. As a person, Bill Walton obviously.


Walton was the best color guy

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 Post subject: Re: Shaq
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I try to turn the treble up and the bass down when he speaks but I still can't make it out. The closed caption usually just sums it up as him mocking Kenny.

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Nas wrote:
Bill Walton
Bob Costas
Marv Albert
Kevin Harlan

Who do you all have?


All good.

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leashyourkids wrote:
Nas wrote:
Bill Walton
Bob Costas
Marv Albert
Kevin Harlan

Who do you all have?


All good.


Where's the Czar of the Telestrator? Seriously though I'm trying to remember the old studio show on NBC and who the talking heads on panel were. I'm stuck at Peter Vesey.


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Just a question for anyone criticizing him in this thread: how many rings have you won?


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I try to turn the treble up and the bass down when he speaks but I still can't make it out. The closed caption usually just sums it up as him mocking Kenny.

:lol:

That's fucked up, but I know exactly what you're saying. Lmao

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Bill Walton
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Who do you all have?



Chick Hearn


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Bagels wrote:
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Bill Walton
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Who do you all have?



Chick Hearn


West coast elite never did national games.

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I try to turn the treble up and the bass down when he speaks but I still can't make it out. The closed caption usually just sums it up as him mocking Kenny.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qzts4Q_ak3E

I'm shocked Shaq took this so well.

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veganfan21 wrote:
I try to turn the treble up and the bass down when he speaks but I still can't make it out. The closed caption usually just sums it up as him mocking Kenny.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qzts4Q_ak3E

I'm shocked Shaq took this so well.


Ross killin' it - the Mo'Nique burn was savage. I just saw this roast very recently for the first time. Seemed like a roast of Shaq instead of Smith. Foxx ruined that one guy's career, it was very awkward to watch that.

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Shaq sucks. Ruined the show for me. Reggie Miller sucks. Bill Walton sucked so hard it was audible.

I like Chris Webber. I can't stand Reggie's voice, I guess his analysis is ok. Can't stand Jalen Rose.

the Czar of the Telestrator was Lil Mike Fratello. Who was good.

Oh and Magic was terrible.

I love Charles. And Kenny. EJ not so much.

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Shaq is one of the least funny people ever. His whole schtick is "i'm big and goofy!!"

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veganfan21 wrote:
I try to turn the treble up and the bass down when he speaks but I still can't make it out. The closed caption usually just sums it up as him mocking Kenny.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qzts4Q_ak3E

I'm shocked Shaq took this so well.


That was hilarious. I have to watch the entire thing now

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Bill Walton sucked so hard it was audible.

Horrible

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Bill Walton sucked so hard it was audible.

Horrible


I'll never forget my breaking point with B&B...when I started to listen less. They had Walton on for an hour or so and treated everything he said like the funniest thing either of them had ever heard.

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Bill Walton sucked so hard it was audible.

Horrible


I tried to ignore that thought. It's arguably his worst ever.

#WhatWasHeThinking

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