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PostPosted: Wed Apr 17, 2013 8:32 pm 
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the sibian contest was, in a word, awesome.

i've found a new pornstar pet in raven bay as well.


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the sibian contest was, in a word, awesome.

i've found a new pornstar pet in raven bay as well.


The hispanic chick was a real let down.

Not a looker....

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impressions week has been awesome. love jim breuer's lars story with the knapsack.


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impressions week has been awesome. love jim breuer's lars story with the knapsack.


This morning, I heard Breuer talking about Chapelle's dog shitting under the bed in the hotel room, and going through obedience school.

Dave: "Man, I paid $3000 for him to learn how to be sneaky."

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Chus wrote:
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impressions week has been awesome. love jim breuer's lars story with the knapsack.


This morning, I heard Breuer talking about Chapelle's dog shitting under the bed in the hotel room, and going through obedience school.

Dave: "Man, I paid $3000 for him to learn how to be sneaky."


When this aired live, I had someone I was training for my last job in the car. The trip was long enough that we listened to it on the replay as well. Both of us were having issues from laughing so hard. "MONK!" Didn't Mrs. Jefferson yell at Chapelle for the smell?

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impressions week has been awesome. love jim breuer's lars story with the knapsack.


This morning, I heard Breuer talking about Chapelle's dog shitting under the bed in the hotel room, and going through obedience school.

Dave: "Man, I paid $3000 for him to learn how to be sneaky."


When this aired live, I had someone I was training for my last job in the car. The trip was long enough that we listened to it on the replay as well. Both of us were having issues from laughing so hard. "MONK!" Didn't Mrs. Jefferson yell at Chapelle for the smell?


It was Esther Rolle.

Jim Breuer as Dave Chappelle wrote:
Oh man, this dog is stressin' me out.

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come back from vacation and your guests are wendy williams and russell brand?

yeah right.


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come back from vacation and your guests are wendy williams and russell brand?

yeah right.


Wendy looks like a dude in a wig. I'm sure she is a nice lady, but I don't really have any use for her on the radio. Russell is a giant douche. Why am I supposed to care about him?

What was that crap with Eric the Midget yesterday? The show is so lazy now, that they play along with Eric pretending to be "Derek the Actor" with a Texas accent. This was an absolute low point for this show.

The "most honest man in broadcasting" still won't tell his audience why Robin isn't in the studio.

I just can't believe how this show has fizzled out. I used to listen to every minute of every show, and now I can't make it through five minutes, although I did enjoy the Seth Rogen interview.

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I have always been a casual listener. He gets good guests and is a good interviewer but other than that I have no real use for him and all his cronies.

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come back from vacation and your guests are wendy williams and russell brand?

yeah right.


Russel Brand is always good, IMO. Really enjoy listening to him.



How could you miss "Teen Mom" in your list? Although her talking about double clicking her mouse to her own sextape was hot. Same with the anal talk.


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Chus wrote:
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come back from vacation and your guests are wendy williams and russell brand?

yeah right.


Wendy looks like a dude in a wig. I'm sure she is a nice lady, but I don't really have any use for her on the radio. Russell is a giant douche. Why am I supposed to care about him?

What was that crap with Eric the Midget yesterday? The show is so lazy now, that they play along with Eric pretending to be "Derek the Actor" with a Texas accent. This was an absolute low point for this show.

The "most honest man in broadcasting" still won't tell his audience why Robin isn't in the studio.

I just can't believe how this show has fizzled out. I used to listen to every minute of every show, and now I can't make it through five minutes, although I did enjoy the Seth Rogen interview.


I drove to St. Louis a couple of weeks ago and was looking forward to some listening during the trip. I'd be shocked if I spent more than a couple hours total on the show.

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I have always been a casual listener. He gets good guests and is a good interviewer but other than that I have no real use for him and all his cronies.


He used to get good guests.

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come back from vacation and your guests are wendy williams and russell brand?

yeah right.


Wendy looks like a dude in a wig. I'm sure she is a nice lady, but I don't really have any use for her on the radio. Russell is a giant douche. Why am I supposed to care about him?

What was that crap with Eric the Midget yesterday? The show is so lazy now, that they play along with Eric pretending to be "Derek the Actor" with a Texas accent. This was an absolute low point for this show.

The "most honest man in broadcasting" still won't tell his audience why Robin isn't in the studio.

I just can't believe how this show has fizzled out. I used to listen to every minute of every show, and now I can't make it through five minutes, although I did enjoy the Seth Rogen interview.


I drove to St. Louis a couple of weeks ago and was looking forward to some listening during the trip. I'd be shocked if I spent more than a couple hours total on the show.


Artie would tell you to do some meth, and walk to St. Louis. He must have used that joke 1000 times during his run on the show.

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Eric the Midget blocked me on twitter.

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Bucky Chris wrote:
Russel Brand is always good, IMO. Really enjoy listening to him.



How could you miss "Teen Mom" in your list? Although her talking about double clicking her mouse to her own sextape was hot. Same with the anal talk.


i can't stand russell brand. he's old news.

i didn't even listen to the abraham interview. once i saw the name i shut it off.


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The Seth Rogan interview was great. I'm not a Ronnie guy, but he will take one for the team. He loves that mustache as much as ES loves the whites. However, he allowed it to be turned into the Batman symbol. Also, Ronnie and Lisa G making out was incredible. It was Dave Lambert creepy awesome.

Booking Wendy Williams, Joan Rivers, etc. is really frustrating. Nobody cares. Actually, people get upset when that shit is regularly booked. There has to be an explanation, and I'd like to hear it.

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Booking Wendy Williams, Joan Rivers, etc. is really frustrating. Nobody cares. Actually, people get upset when that shit is regularly booked. There has to be an explanation, and I'd like to hear it.


jason ellis
jessica hahn
david arquette
mr. skin

whenever i see these names as guests, it's PTFB time. useless, mostly has beens and just irritating to listen to.


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W_Z wrote:
Bucky Chris wrote:
Russel Brand is always good, IMO. Really enjoy listening to him.



How could you miss "Teen Mom" in your list? Although her talking about double clicking her mouse to her own sextape was hot. Same with the anal talk.


i can't stand russell brand. he's old news.

i didn't even listen to the abraham interview. once i saw the name i shut it off.


You're starting to sound like me. Welcome to the dark side.

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I'm going to see Artie at the Park West this weekend.

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I'm going to see Artie at the Park West this weekend.


REALLY wanted to go but can't make it. Report back if you don't mind.


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I had a blast at the show. I got lit on Jack and Coke in honor of the man. Artie is more of a funny conversational story teller than stand up, but he is funny. Of course he used the meth and walking to St. Louis joke but he changed it up to Denver this time.

I like the guy who opened for him.

I really like live stand up. The jokes just seem funnier to me.

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I had a blast at the show. I got lit on Jack and Coke in honor of the man. Artie is more of a funny conversational story teller than stand up, but he is funny. Of course he used the meth and walking to St. Louis joke but he changed it up to Denver this time.


He was at his best on Stern just telling stories. Whether they were true or not is debatable, but he was interesting when he telling stories.

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I like the guy who opened for him.


You liked him so much, you forgot his name.

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I really like live stand up. The jokes just seem funnier to me.


You are a true fan of stand up comedy. I just like HBO.

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I like the guy who opened for him.


You liked him so much, you forgot his name..


I went with my brother who still lives the bachelor life. That means drinking a solo cup of jack and a little coke waiting for the cab to pick us up, drinking another at River Shannon before the event and another couple at the Park West before the guy even took the stage. That's a lot for me. I'm lucky I remember Artie's name.

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I like the guy who opened for him.


You liked him so much, you forgot his name..


I went with my brother who still lives the bachelor life. That means drinking a solo cup of jack and a little coke waiting for the cab to pick us up, drinking another at River Shannon before the event and another couple at the Park West before the guy even took the stage. That's a lot for me. I'm lucky I remember Artie's name.


How did Artie look? Is he still fat and sweaty, and resembling an elephant?

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baby gorilla...


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He is the same baby gorilla...cargo pants, t shirt, zippered down sweatshirt and an unshaven mess. You would avoid him if you saw him on the street and didn't know who he was.

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baby gorilla...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOfHr7H4SGU

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ATTENTION STERN FANS, lisa g's long-awaited "tell all" memoir is FINALLY out and check out the early reviews of this fantastic book! simply put, it's about time?

did anyone see his appearance on fallon a couple'a nights ago? it very well might explain why he always wears a fucking jacket even when it's 90 degrees out in NYC: he must give himself douche chills. he decided to grandstand and strike the captain morgan pose by putting his foot on the barrel that is LATE NIGHT WITH JIMMY FALLON, seriously carrying on like it was 1992 and he was "hip" and "relevant" if not "edgy" and millions of people literally worshipped him as some sort of a hero.... but now he's a ~60 year old man desperate to hold on to whatever infinitesimal amount of benefit of the doubt he's got from the early-mid 90s and like... .wow, i mean, seriously.... even if you're not into the howard stern show (online) scene for the fun-bad aspects of it, man, how can anyone like it?

i gotta make a new msg to drop the links to the vids of it, but seriously, ?uestlove and the roots FUCKING NAILED IT when they played morrissey's "get off of the stage" to accompany his magnanimous introduction to the show. well fucking played indeed.

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here's a link to a proper lil video that goes out of its way to accentuate just how awesomely ?uestlove and the roots nailed howard via playing morrissey's "get off of the stage" to welcome him onstage for his tired superdouche act. yeah....no more bullshit! viva la revoluccion!

also, btw, beff doesn't wanna be famous. shhhh it's a secret: pass it on!

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HERE'S YOUR DAILY REMINDER THAT WIGWARD STERN IS A GAY BILLIONAIRE WHO WEARS A WIG AND HAS A SHAMOCKERY OF A MARRIAGE TO AN ESCORT THAT COVERS UP THE FACT THAT HE'S AS QUEER AS A 3 DOLLAR BILL

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obviously he had to go for the big sirius $$$ to support the lifestyle and easily have enough $$$ to pay for his fake marriage, his $52mil mansion/tax-shelter in florida, and well.... all kinds of stuff that has been historically known to bring on a REVOLUTION throughout the years.

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