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PostPosted: Fri Apr 28, 2017 9:07 pm 
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And god told Ryan "spend your limited resources by bringing me two of every kind, one from the veteran group and one from the rookie group."

So Ryan set out to sign an unproductive quarterback and a massive tight end to contracts for more money than either could ever hope to make from any other team. Then Ryan spent his first two draft picks on nearly identical items.

When he had completed his task got looked down and was pleased

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And god told Ryan "spend your limited resources by bringing me two of every kind, one from the veteran group and one from the rookie group."

So Ryan set out to sign an unproductive quarterback and a massive tight end to contracts for more money than either could ever hope to make from any other team. Then Ryan spent his first two draft picks on nearly identical items.

When he had completed his task got looked down and was pleased

:lol:

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The argument that good dolphin isn't responsible for quality threads has been utterly destroyed.


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good dolphin wrote:
And god told Ryan "spend your limited resources by bringing me two of every kind, one from the veteran group and one from the rookie group."

So Ryan set out to sign an unproductive quarterback and a massive tight end to contracts for more money than either could ever hope to make from any other team. Then Ryan spent his first two draft picks on nearly identical items.

When he had completed his task got looked down and was pleased

The choice of uppercase or lowercase "G" doesn't make this any more/less naughty in the eyes of the Lord.

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Don Tiny wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
And god told Ryan "spend your limited resources by bringing me two of every kind, one from the veteran group and one from the rookie group."

So Ryan set out to sign an unproductive quarterback and a massive tight end to contracts for more money than either could ever hope to make from any other team. Then Ryan spent his first two draft picks on nearly identical items.

When he had completed his task got looked down and was pleased

The choice of uppercase or lowercase "G" doesn't make this any more/less naughty in the eyes of the Lord.

its just got, no biggie

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 Post subject: Re: Ryan's Ark
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Are you saying god doesn't have a sense of humor?

If he doesn't, how do you explain snakes?

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Darkside wrote:
Are you saying god doesn't have a sense of humor?

If he doesn't, how do you explain snakes?




Depends. Are they on a plane?



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 Post subject: Re: Ryan's Ark
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Darkside wrote:
Are you saying god doesn't have a sense of humor?

If he doesn't, how do you explain snakes?

Quiet, you ... men are discussing theology.

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 Post subject: Re: Ryan's Ark
PostPosted: Fri Apr 28, 2017 10:46 pm 
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Don Tiny wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Are you saying god doesn't have a sense of humor?

If he doesn't, how do you explain snakes?

Quiet, you ... men are discussing theology.

Oh...
Well then...
In the beginning, man feared death. It was unknown and frightening. And he created god and with this god a promise of a life after death and he saw that it was good. On the second day man decided that a god was not enough, and a promise of afterlife should be denied to those different from him, so he had told his god that god should create rules, and not following the rules made others bad and by others being bad it made them better, and he saw that was good. On the third day he created a record of the creation of this god, and dismissed it's inconsistencies as being a test of faith and he saw that this was good [enough]. On the fourth day he murdered a whole shitload of people for not agree with him, and sacked many lands.in the name of god and he saw that it was good. On the fifth day he dismissed science and that was good. On the sixth day he dismissed dinosaurs. That was good. On the seventh day he rested because all that bullshit really takes it out of a fella.

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Darkside wrote:
Are you saying god doesn't have a sense of humor?

If he doesn't, how do you explain snakes?



God doth have a sense of humor.

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Darkside wrote:
Are you saying god doesn't have a sense of humor?

If he doesn't, how do you explain snakes?



God doth have a sense of humor.


righteous post, brother!

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