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 Post subject: Re: Alan Williams
PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2023 9:54 am 
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bernsie brings up a good point this morning. If this is about his health then why resign? Why give up his health insurance?

This story is so crazy.

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 Post subject: Re: Alan Williams
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He was probably spanking it to porn in the Halas Hall film room when he should've been breaking down game tape.


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bernsie brings up a good point this morning. If this is about his health then why resign? Why give up his health insurance?

This story is so crazy.


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 Post subject: Re: Alan Williams
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Not sure why Bernstein is being so gullible. "health" concerns is the go-to cover story. This is like when Jussie got exposed for lying and the first thing that came out afterwards was him being checked into a clinic or something. It helps elicit sympathy and reframes the issue in a way that benefits the person in question.

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 Post subject: Re: Alan Williams
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I'm just amused that Manti Te'o's name is in the screen grab...still one of the funniest football stories ever.

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 Post subject: Re: Alan Williams
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McAfee gives off some sports-Alex-Jones vibes.

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McAfee also said on air yesterday that Poles actually wanted Carter but was screwed over by Ian Cunningham. They thought Philly wasn't taking Carter but were surprised when they did. Has anyone heard that before? Seemed weird

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McAfee also said on air yesterday that Poles actually wanted Carter but was screwed over by Ian Cunningham. They thought Philly wasn't taking Carter but were surprised when they did. Has anyone heard that before? Seemed weird


There's no chance that could be true. We all knew Philly wanted Carter. McAfee is just making shit up and leaning on "sources" to excuse his bullshit.

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 Post subject: Re: Alan Williams
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Has anyone heard how the Northwestern Tackle has looked so far in Tenn?

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 Post subject: Re: Alan Williams
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Has anyone heard how the Northwestern Tackle has looked so far in Tenn?

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootba ... for-titans


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Has anyone heard how the Northwestern Tackle has looked so far in Tenn?

https://www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootba ... for-titans

Questionable: short arms, will reassess Friday.

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 Post subject: Re: Alan Williams
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Has anyone heard how the Northwestern Tackle has looked so far in Tenn?

Had an emergency appendectomy last week.

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FWIW
the game against the Saints:

When it was all said and done, Skoronski finished as Tennessee’s highest-graded player on offense, according to Pro Football Focus.


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 Post subject: Re: Alan Williams
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ShortTimeLurker wrote:
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When it was all said and done, Skoronski finished as Tennessee’s highest-graded player on offense, according to Pro Football Focus.

Thats great, will probably go on to be a hall of famer

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 Post subject: Re: Alan Williams
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How about this theory?

Williams banged Eberflus’s wife. Did her doggy style against the George Halas statue at Halas Hall. Virginia was watching it from a window. The only one to witness it. Got her pregnant. The baby is due in 5 months.

Here’s the kicker. Williams has AIDS. So now Mrs. Eberflus and the unborn baby have full blown AIDS.

Now that’s a fucking scandal

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 Post subject: Re: Alan Williams
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Eberflus and Williams had an long time affair. Williams broke it off and Eberflus is being petty about it. And Hub had his 5th heart attack.


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 Post subject: Re: Alan Williams
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This is either a very bad internal problem or a REALLY bad external problem.


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 Post subject: Re: Alan Williams
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so what happened? I haven't followed. he did some illegal shit?


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 Post subject: Re: Alan Williams
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Why does it feel like I and HY are the only two on the planet who don't know what happened?

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 Post subject: Re: Alan Williams
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RFDC wrote:
bernsie brings up a good point this morning. If this is about his health then why resign? Why give up his health insurance?



Also, why hire an attorney? A health issue wouldn’t necessitate that.

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 Post subject: Re: Alan Williams
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 Post subject: Re: Alan Williams
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Wouldn’t an NFL coordinator have an agent? I assume he must be close to a million annually in salary. Why would he need outside counsel, would think his agency would cover legal issues unless he is so toxic a sports agent wants nothing to do with him.


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 Post subject: Re: Alan Williams
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Beardown wrote:
How about this theory?

Williams banged Eberflus’s wife. Did her doggy style against the George Halas statue at Halas Hall. Virginia was watching it from a window. The only one to witness it. Got her pregnant. The baby is due in 5 months.

Here’s the kicker. Williams has AIDS. So now Mrs. Eberflus and the unborn baby have full blown AIDS.

Now that’s a fucking scandal

I win again.


Source?

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Psycory wrote:
Beardown wrote:
How about this theory?

Williams banged Eberflus’s wife. Did her doggy style against the George Halas statue at Halas Hall. Virginia was watching it from a window. The only one to witness it. Got her pregnant. The baby is due in 5 months.

Here’s the kicker. Williams has AIDS. So now Mrs. Eberflus and the unborn baby have full blown AIDS.

Now that’s a fucking scandal

I win again.


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 Post subject: Re: Alan Williams
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Gotta agree with what Bernstein touched on: Williams resigning the position points to the issue being with him personally and how said issue impacted the team.

Have to believe that if he was stepping out on his wife or drinking too much at home, there wouldn't be a need to give up employment/insurance.

Still weird that Pat McAfee is still clinging to the FBI raid story on ESPN airwaves. Didn't he get sued by Brett Favre?


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 Post subject: Re: Alan Williams
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Wouldn’t an NFL coordinator have an agent? I assume he must be close to a million annually in salary. Why would he need outside counsel, would think his agency would cover legal issues unless he is so toxic a sports agent wants nothing to do with him.


Too bad it wasn’t Roquan’s guy St. Omni.

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TurdFerguson wrote:
Wouldn’t an NFL coordinator have an agent? I assume he must be close to a million annually in salary. Why would he need outside counsel, would think his agency would cover legal issues unless he is so toxic a sports agent wants nothing to do with him.


Can't one of these beat writers figure out who is agent is(was?) and pick up a phone? Hey man do you still represent this guy?


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 Post subject: Re: Alan Williams
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By now Im kind of in who cares status, he's not an employee of the Bears.

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