3:25 on Christmas Eve. My party starts about 5. I'm sure everyone will come streaming in at halftime and go right to the TV

Bears get healthy this week

Bears 31
Cardinals 17

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The Bears really need to lose this game. It takes Arizona out of any discussions for #1 and also possibly takes them out of #3 where they would be a threat to take Maserati Marv

It's sounding like the Bears players may have lost confidence in the coaches and may have checked out. I imagine Call of Duty doesn't want to give Arizona the chance to draft his replacement.

Chicago Original 24
Bears 16.

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Nas: Blago, who has single handedly destroyed CFMB?

Blago: https://youtube.com/shorts/Lftdxd-YXt8?feature=share

"You can’t love your country only when you win." -President Biden

https://youtu.be/R6e4ruziZBI?si=1G4W1vbh0eGQuHfU

Fields explodes for 125 passing and 67 yards rushing, proving all the doubters wrong. Bears lose 9-12.

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

Fields has himself a day at defensive end and wide receiver, going off for 6.5 sacks, 203 YAC, and 4 touchdowns (2 offensive, 2 defensive).

Bears 53
Cardinals 9

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I'm expecting the Bears D to dominate again. Who knows about the offense

Bears 24
Cardinals 24

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Cardinals 34
Bears 20

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Biggs mentioned how putrid Arizona’s defense is (only one 1st round pick etc). If Fields can’t put up 250 yards and multiple TDs against them, he never will.

And I expect the Bears D to destroy overpaid bum Murray.

Bears 30
Cards 6

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Kyler Murray sucks even worse than Justin Fields. Bears will cover at least 2 scores at home. Merry Christmas.

Yup. We need to lose is spectacular fasion

Fields 6 fumbles

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This feels about right. The best part is it will reignite the “bring ‘em all back” crowd. Ought to make for some fun radio on Monday when all the 3rd string backups are hosting.

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Bears need this L. Moves Arizona firmly out of #1 overall, helps with the 2nd draft position. Wins are all but meaningless now with the Bears most likely parting ways with Fields and the coaching staff at the end of the year.


Of course, the problem is players and coaches don’t tank and I see almost no real path to a loss here as the Cardinals are just flat out baaaad.


Bears most likely win this meaningless piece of shit game.

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If the rule you followed lead you to this, of what use was the rule?

The Cardinals don't have many bad losses and they've been competitive in nearly every game.

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Nas: Blago, who has single handedly destroyed CFMB?

Blago: https://youtube.com/shorts/Lftdxd-YXt8?feature=share

"You can’t love your country only when you win." -President Biden

https://youtu.be/R6e4ruziZBI?si=1G4W1vbh0eGQuHfU

You can only count on one. Besides, he's hasn't even had 4 fumbles in a game since NE last year.

Bears 13
Cardinals 45

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Jenkins is out and Kmet is questionable.

See tons of A gap blitzes and line stunts from the Cards, can certainly see a ton of business decisions from Fields in this game.

Bears should line up with Fields under center and gear everything offensively to the right side behind Davis, Wright, and Lewis, get Fields on the move away from what should be constant and immediate inside pressure, problem is that Getsy has shown him self to be a complete idiot and will likely still call all the slow developing shotgun runs.

If the Bears D shows up it should be a low scoring game they should win if they put up 17-20 points, but you could see a Fields clunker game where it comes down to the last possession and we have seen that movie repeatedly during his time with the Bears.

Fields finally gets the help he deserves from the entire offense. Mooney is able to stretch himself, like Mr. Fantasic from Fantastic 4.

Getsky discovers an old dusty playbook with the words, "Be You' written in ink on the torn paper cover. Doesn't understand the majority of the plays in it but can decipher the ones titled, "slant" and adds a couple to his game plan.

Moore has 5+ catches over the middle and 1 TD. T.Scott and V.Jones try a new brand of stick'em and catch a couple deep balls.

The offensive line gives Fields an average of 15 seconds to get rid of the ball. Fields somehow manages to allude the pressure and run for 225 yards and 145 passing. His fan boys rip the offensive line for not allowing him at least 30 seconds to survey the field.

C.Kmet and R.Johnson get lucky and the Cardinals leave their longer cleats on the plane and can't change direction in the rain, while trying to blitz Fields.

Bears up 27-17 with 4 minutes left in the game.

Fields fumbles the ball 27 -24 Bears

Fields 3 and out with 2 minutes left

Bears defense get an interception 1:35 left.

Fields tries to run out for 1st down after 35 seconds in the backfield and all the WR's and Kmet and one eligible OL waving at him to throw them the ball. Fields fumbles after a 1 yard gain. Cardinal kick a field goal.

27-27 Tie

Bears get the ball with 45 seconds left and Cardinals tackle Fields for a SAFETY. The safety would later be blamed on Lucas Patrick by the Fields’ apologist society; lead by Parkins and Spiegal with special guest caller Hawk.

Final score Cardinals 29, Bears 27

That's pretty good Juiced.

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Thanks, Merry Christmas to you and your family!

It’d be better if the safety could be blamed on Lucas Patrick by the Fields’ apologist society.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

Dirty Sanchez again?

Jaylon Johnson wearing his “look at me” shirt.

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3rd and 2 should be 4 down territory for a 5-9 team. Announcers cautiously criticize Fields for being late with the pass.

the ball came out a little late to Kmet
QB1’s entire career in a nutshell

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

The Jets kick a last second FG over Washington. So the Bears probably move to the #8 pick with a win and go back to #5 with a loss.

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Welp, they're rolling Fields out to the right every time now so the meatball Bears fans should be happy

My god this Arizona team is putrid

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

The midget community must be so proud that one of theirs is an NFL starting Quarterback