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 Post subject: Paula Faris
PostPosted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 1:26 pm 
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So we're tailgating before the game last night and Paula Faris comes up to us and asks if we'd like to be the "tailgaters of the game." Of course we do (we're douchebags like that). So we have to do about four takes to get the timing right, and during the second quarter, we're up on the jumbo-tron.

Anyway, I'd just like to re-iterate the point that Paula Faris is hot. Real hot. And I touched her (OK, it was just a handshake). TV does not do her justice (neither does her TV wardrobe as she had some tight pants on yesterday).

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My dad was at a game 8 weeks ago. Paula did that tailgate thing with them. My dad too said she was good looking. He said she was nice and talked to everybody. He says she's smaller then you think. Very skinny. Nice. I've been a big fan of hers since she got to town. She is married however. Not that I had a chance.


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I forgot to add that she was pretty saucy as well. She was making comments about the sausages we were cooking....cornhole....

She was very nice and even talked to the guy who came up to her and said "Will you come talk to my friend? You're his mom's favorite sportscaster." That cracked everyone up.

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 Post subject: Re: Paula Faris
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And ten years later she is interviewing A list celebs on Good Morning America... and without interviewing you, she never would have developed those skills!

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 Post subject: Re: Paula Faris
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I watch every weekend.

She's great.

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 Post subject: Re: Paula Faris
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She's no Mary from Good's Furniture.

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 Post subject: Re: Paula Faris
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leashyourkids wrote:
She's no Mary from Good's Furniture.



http://articles.chicagotribune.com/1991-08-20/features/9103020025_1_furniture-store-furniture-business-tv-sales-executives

Didn't realize she had been around so long.


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 Post subject: Re: Paula Faris
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leashyourkids wrote:
She's no Mary from Good's Furniture.


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_L._Good

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 Post subject: Re: Paula Faris
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What is the board record for most days before a thread bump? At 3,904 days, this has to be close?

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 Post subject: Re: Paula Faris
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leashyourkids wrote:
She's no Mary from Good's Furniture.


I refuse to go there. That whole wine cellar/ furniture shopping thing bugs me. Plus it's an hour away.


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 Post subject: Re: Paula Faris
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The have a semi horrible craft beer if my taste buds memory is correct.


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 Post subject: Re: Paula Faris
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Restaurant was overpriced for the portion received.
Since I do not drink I can't comment on the beers...

But why the hell does Kewanee have a place that large? I've been inside once or twice - both times it was relatively dead. And every other time I've passed by there were only a handful of cars around.


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