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 Post subject: Zach Miller
PostPosted: Thu Apr 28, 2016 8:25 am 
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bears tight end, in the branch bank located on the ground floor of my building yesterday. He was signing autographs as I was leaving for the night so I jumped in and got one. He seemed like a nice but dim guy.

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 Post subject: Re: Zach Miller
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bears tight end, in the branch bank located on the ground floor of my building yesterday. He was signing autographs as I was leaving for the night so I jumped in and got one. He seemed like a nice but dim guy.

Signing autographs at the bank seems like a risky proposition.


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 Post subject: Re: Zach Miller
PostPosted: Thu Apr 28, 2016 9:17 am 
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Was he holding his kid? I saw him on TV singing the 7th inning stretch last home stand. He was holding his kid while doing so. I thought he was going to drop him out the press box window.

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 Post subject: Re: Zach Miller
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I just want to go on record as saying I think it's totally reasonable for a full-grown adult to ask the Bears backup Tight End for his autograph at the bank.

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 Post subject: Re: Zach Miller
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I just want to go on record as saying I think it's totally reasonable for a full-grown adult to ask the Bears backup Tight End for his autograph at the bank.


I concur.

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 Post subject: Re: Zach Miller
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did he injure his wrist filling out a deposit slip? or trip and break his ankle on the steps out of the bank?


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 Post subject: Re: Zach Miller
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leashyourkids wrote:
I just want to go on record as saying I think it's totally reasonable for a full-grown adult to ask the Bears backup Tight End for his autograph at the bank.


I concur.


But technically he's the starter now.

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 Post subject: Re: Zach Miller
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leashyourkids wrote:
I just want to go on record as saying I think it's totally reasonable for a full-grown adult to ask the Bears backup Tight End for his autograph at the bank.


1. Starting Tight End
2. He asked me if I wanted it

He was in the lobby of my building as I walked out for the evening with no line and bank employees soliciting me to come in. It took as much effort as saying goodnight to the people at the front desk.

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 Post subject: Re: Zach Miller
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good dolphin wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
I just want to go on record as saying I think it's totally reasonable for a full-grown adult to ask the Bears backup Tight End for his autograph at the bank.


1. Starting Tight End
2. He asked me if I wanted it

He was in the lobby of my building as I walked out for the evening with no line and bank employees soliciting me to come in. It took as much effort as saying goodnight to the people at the front desk.


Hey, easy... I said I thought it was totally reasonable.

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 Post subject: Re: Zach Miller
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leashyourkids wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
I just want to go on record as saying I think it's totally reasonable for a full-grown adult to ask the Bears backup Tight End for his autograph at the bank.


1. Starting Tight End
2. He asked me if I wanted it

He was in the lobby of my building as I walked out for the evening with no line and bank employees soliciting me to come in. It took as much effort as saying goodnight to the people at the front desk.


Hey, easy... I said I thought it was totally reasonable.


You have no idea what I'd do for free Bears chachkis.

My son was jumping up and down with excitement when I gave him the autograph. I kind of got choked up when he said he remembered the catch that is pictured because he watched the game with me. Take your micro aggression elsewhere

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 Post subject: Re: Zach Miller
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good dolphin wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
I just want to go on record as saying I think it's totally reasonable for a full-grown adult to ask the Bears backup Tight End for his autograph at the bank.


1. Starting Tight End
2. He asked me if I wanted it

He was in the lobby of my building as I walked out for the evening with no line and bank employees soliciting me to come in. It took as much effort as saying goodnight to the people at the front desk.


Hey, easy... I said I thought it was totally reasonable.


You have no idea what I'd do for free Bears chachkis.

My son was jumping up and down with excitement when I gave him the autograph. I kind of got choked up when he said he remembered the catch that is pictured because he watched the game with me. Take your micro aggression elsewhere


:lol: Way to try to make me feel bad, asshole.

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 Post subject: Re: Zach Miller
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You have no idea what I'd do for free Bears chachkis.

I initially read that as khakis and had written out this whole Zubaz bit that <Banya voice> "would've killed Jerry."

Oh well, add that the list of unused material floating around in my mind.


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 Post subject: Re: Zach Miller
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good dolphin wrote:
You have no idea what I'd do for free Bears chachkis.

I initially read that as khakis and had written out this whole Zubaz bit that <Banya voice> "would've killed Jerry."

Oh well, add that the list of unused material floating around in my mind.


I can't wait for the release of the Matches Malone director's cut version of your posts

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 Post subject: Re: Zach Miller
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good dolphin wrote:
Matches Malone wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
You have no idea what I'd do for free Bears chachkis.

I initially read that as khakis and had written out this whole Zubaz bit that <Banya voice> "would've killed Jerry."

Oh well, add that the list of unused material floating around in my mind.


I can't wait for the release of the Matches Malone director's cut version of your posts

There will be a limited edition available for pre-order, exclusively on MySpace.


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