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 Post subject: Justin Grimm
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Had dinner at Sapori Trattoria next to him and his wife/girlfriend. The girl is a smokin' hot blonde who was behind us at the game today. Did I happen to mention she was smokin' hot?

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Were they canoodling? Were you canoodling? What is canoodling, anyway?

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she must be really stupid though. Grimm has made $1MM so far, half went to Uncle Sam and I"m sure he spent the other 90% already. :lol:

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I see smoking is being used extremely liberally.

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She is from Oak Park, like Seacrest. She is concerned with the condition of her abs to a degree that some might consider obsessive. I don't know Seacrest that well.

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No boobs, no curves. At the risk of being good dolphin, there's better at a Naperville PTO meeting.

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I'm glad so many of my hyper-critical CFMB brothers are pulling better tail than big league ballplayers do!

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I'm glad so many of my hyper-critical CFMB brothers are pulling better tail than big league ballplayers do!


I'm usually the one to agree with you on that stance. Many are ridiculously critical. But this broad is a 6. Sorry.

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I'm glad so many of my hyper-critical CFMB brothers are pulling better tail than big league ballplayers do!


I'm usually the one to agree with you on that stance. Many are ridiculously critical. But this broad is a 6. Sorry.


She's not a 6. She's a top class spinner.

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I'm glad so many of my hyper-critical CFMB brothers are pulling better tail than big league ballplayers do!


I'm usually the one to agree with you on that stance. Many are ridiculously critical. But this broad is a 6. Sorry.


She's not a 6. She's a top class spinner.


After we go to Raymes, we'll hit up a Naperville PTO meeting. Wear some Old Spice.

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 Post subject: Re: Justin Grimm
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After we go to Raymes, we'll hit up a Naperville PTO meeting. Wear some Old Spice.


I think this chick is actually from Naperville herself. :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Justin Grimm
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The second picture is better than the first. I'll upgrade my rating to an 8.

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I'd rather 3some with Julie DiCaro and Julie DiCanada before Grimm's girl.

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She looks a little like Sgt. Slaughter.

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 Post subject: Re: Justin Grimm
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I see smoking is being used extremely liberally.


in fairness, he DID emphasize that she was "smokin hot" more than once so perhaps JORR is using some kind of "middleaged white guy code-words" to give us a subtle message here? maybe she wreaked of weed at dinner/wrigley? maybe he's implying that she's "smokin hot" in that you gotta be a "smoker" to find her hot? (and btw, when you talk about a smoker there's only one type of person that comes to mind, and no that's not cigarettes or weed; we're talkin some str8up pipe-hittin marcellus wallace references getting medieval on your ass here; ergo the difference between "a pipe" and "the pipe" --- there's a reason that one of the two is just describing a type of smoking device and the other is a way of life, thus "the pipe" (and when i'm typing this out those two instances of "the pipe lined up directly above/below each other so i'm achieving maximum-mellifluousness in convenient visual euphony format here; such is the power of "the pipe" (double entendre lamentably intended =)

AHEM. either way i'm thinking that either 1) the pictures don't do her justice 2) JORR has mellowed in his middle-age insomuchas he's lost a deece %age of #FordTruckMan status (ain't got no boundaries; [HE] DON'T COMPROMISE...) and thus a run of the mill 6-7+ has been elevated to 8-9+ status or 3) alcohol was involved --- most likely an eclectic combination of all 3 --- because yeah, i know i'm being the stereotypical fat-loser-on-the-internet-nitpicking-fine-women-who-i-dont-have-a-chance-with-anyways-to-come-off-like-i-transcend-her-as-a-defense-mechanism-to-deflect-attention-away-from-how-much-i-suck-in-a-fit-of-psychological-projection (at least i didnt make it a hashtag where i couldn't use -'s, eh? =) --- but at the same time i don't think ol girl is some kind of !!! that warrants special !!! status because she's just a run of the mill fine chick, aka, a quintessential 6/+

or hey it could be like that one time my cousin flew in for christmas and he brought his girlfriend with him (who i assume is at the very least a fit-to-athletic "normal" looking guy) and she ended up being some kind of portly run-down looking chick who would do well if you placed her in your "shrine to meh" --- one glance at her had me thinking "man she must suck the meanest cock west of the mississippi" --- same thing could apply here =D

TLDR = nothing especially !!! about her that elevates her above "run of the mill good looking chick" ergo a 6/+ [meaning she ain't a 7, but if 6 is where "run of the mill good looking chicks" belong you could make her a 6.5 or 6.75 or even 6.92 depending on how much she toots your horn]

TLDR TLDR = 6/+

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Had dinner at Sapori Trattoria next to him and his wife/girlfriend. The girl is a smokin' hot blonde who was behind us at the game today. Did I happen to mention she was smokin' hot?


also i wanna say that when i loaded up the thread i did a CTRL+F for "fairy tale" and found nothing; ergo, i'm guessing that the whole episode where you ran into Cubs Star Justin Grimm!(TM) and his #SmokinHot girl wasn't so surreal that it felt like a fairy tale, eh?

yeah yeah yeah i'm looking for my hat and coat on the way out of here

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I'm glad so many of my hyper-critical CFMB brothers are pulling better tail than big league ballplayers do!


Did her teeth once belong to the Koala?

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Does her cock fall out in the next pic?

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I'm glad so many of my hyper-critical CFMB brothers are pulling better tail than big league ballplayers do!
I don't think anybody in this thread claimed this. "Smoking hot" describes this girl in an overrated way. She seems to be very cute, anywhere from a 6-8 depending on your preference. "Smoking hot" is 9+ and she isn't that.

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I'm glad so many of my hyper-critical CFMB brothers are pulling better tail than big league ballplayers do!
I don't think anybody in this thread claimed this. "Smoking hot" describes this girl in an overrated way. She seems to be very cute, anywhere from a 6-8 depending on your preference. "Smoking hot" is 9+ and she isn't that.


This chick is pretty much a bombshell. The pictures don't even do her justice.

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She's cute JORR. I would.

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Agree to disagree I guess. She looks happy with Bryce Harper there.

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The latter pictures posted have her looking better. That first picture wasn't very good.

I still don't think she is 'amazing.' But yeah, super cute. 8..maybe a 9.

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