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 Post subject: Dan bernstein
PostPosted: Sat Dec 03, 2016 1:46 pm 
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In Darien right now. His non cte son is playing cte son. Should I show him the board?


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He is aware of the board, I'm sure.


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Spaulding wrote:
In Darien right now. His non cte son is playing cte son. Should I show him the board?



Show him something he'll never forget.

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 Post subject: Re: Dan bernstein
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Spaulding wrote:
In Darien right now. His non cte son is playing cte son. Should I show him the board?

Ask to be his new partner.

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Teams will meet again tomorrow.


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 Post subject: Re: Dan bernstein
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Spaulding wrote:
In Darien right now. His non cte son is playing cte son. Should I show him the board?


He actually posted under his name here for a brief time many years ago.

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 Post subject: Re: Dan bernstein
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Pull a Gillooly on him.

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Pull a Gillooly on him.

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 Post subject: Re: Dan bernstein
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that's too close to my hone, get him away from me.

definitely start a conversation about sports.. sounds like he likes when randoms do that to him.


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Act like you don't know who he is, but casually approach him and find a way to mention that you think the Bears will turn it around now that we have Bear weather.

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I'll do these tomorrow if he's there. :lol: We'll be far away, billy.


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Ask him how he feels about DiCaro.

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I should wear something that my boobs hang out of tomorrow.


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one of my all time favorite pictures i have is one of me and bernstein at that anniversary whatever party years ago. it's impossible to tell which one of us is more uncomfortable in the picture.


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Ask him how he feels about DiCaro.


He will be unable to resit if you say something like..."as a woman sincerely interested in sports, I would love to hear your thoughts about what Julie DiCaro adds to the station?"

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Boom. Get on it, Spaulding.

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 Post subject: Re: Dan bernstein
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Do all of these things. Try to find Trump's "Make America Great Again" hats. Put that on before you approach him.

Tell him your son has had 5 concussions playing hockey. But you're not concerned. jAnd that you refuse to take him to a Doctor. You just tell him to toughen up.

If you do all of these things you will be brought up on Monday's show.

Bernstein: Terry, I've got to tell you about the crazy women I met at my son's hockey game. Boy, she was a jem. If Hollywood ever made "Meatball Mom" I found the actress. Anyway, she approaches me and, of course, Trump hat. Then she starts talking...


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 Post subject: Re: Dan bernstein
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Spaulding wrote:
In Darien right now. His non cte son is playing cte son. Should I show him the board?

Oh shit, over on 75th by the fields by the high school? I drove right by there on my way home.

I could have met Spaulding! :(

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Ask him how he feels about DiCaro.


He will be unable to resit if you say something like..."as a woman sincerely interested in sports, I would love to hear your thoughts about what Julie DiCaro adds to the station?"

That, and be sure to stick out your cans and say you used to do the weather in Poughkeepsie or someplace like that.

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 Post subject: Re: Dan bernstein
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Give him a ROLL TIDE!

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I should wear something that my boobs hang out of tomorrow.



If you do, please take a selfie with him. Then post it here. Asking for a friend.

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I should wear something that my boobs hang out of tomorrow.


This is always correct.

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Wear a Joe Paterno shirt and a Make America Great Again hat. Walk up to Bernstein and tell him you heard about his wife's business and that you and your husband are looking to renew your vows with a big, expensive second wedding.

We'll see how principled he really is.

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Spaulding wrote:
I should wear something that my boobs hang out of tomorrow.

You're a hot little sports slut, Spaulding.

Thank you for being you!

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 Post subject: Re: Dan bernstein
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Also, wear a Jesus crucifix necklace in fully display over your exposed breasts.

There is so much for you to do, Spaulding. I hope you're writing it down. Study it in the car before you go in.


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Tell him his kid sucks and is too short. #neverbeenajewishgoalie

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 Post subject: Re: Dan bernstein
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Spaulding, if you do all of these thing, Dan will literally self implode (Yes, Dan, literally applies here because you would)

Help us, Spaulding. You're our only hope.

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 Post subject: Re: Dan bernstein
PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2016 12:03 am 
If nothing else, fake a bad southside accent and ask him if he knows Mike North.


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If nothing else, fake a bad southside accent and ask him if he knows Mike North.

For sure - then add that Nort used to hold court at a bar your brudder and anudder brudder owned.

He won't be able to take it. Game over.

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Introduce yourself as "Ice Girl" and ask him how Drinky's marriage is going.

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