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Author:  Spaulding [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 1:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Dan bernstein
In Darien right now. His non cte son is playing cte son. Should I show him the board?
Author:  Peoria Matt [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 1:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dan bernstein
He is aware of the board, I'm sure.
Author:  denisdman [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 1:48 pm ]
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Spaulding wrote:
In Darien right now. His non cte son is playing cte son. Should I show him the board?



Show him something he'll never forget.
Author:  Godfella [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 1:50 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dan bernstein
Spaulding wrote:
In Darien right now. His non cte son is playing cte son. Should I show him the board?

Ask to be his new partner.
Author:  Spaulding [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 2:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dan bernstein
Teams will meet again tomorrow.
Author:  conns7901 [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 2:29 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dan bernstein
Spaulding wrote:
In Darien right now. His non cte son is playing cte son. Should I show him the board?


He actually posted under his name here for a brief time many years ago.
Author:  Furious Styles [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 2:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dan bernstein
Pull a Gillooly on him.
Author:  Godfella [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 3:09 pm ]
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Furious Styles wrote:
Pull a Gillooly on him.

:lol:
Author:  billypootons [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 3:39 pm ]
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that's too close to my hone, get him away from me.

definitely start a conversation about sports.. sounds like he likes when randoms do that to him.
Author:  leashyourkids [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 3:43 pm ]
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Act like you don't know who he is, but casually approach him and find a way to mention that you think the Bears will turn it around now that we have Bear weather.
Author:  Spaulding [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 3:44 pm ]
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I'll do these tomorrow if he's there. :lol: We'll be far away, billy.
Author:  leashyourkids [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 3:46 pm ]
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Ask him how he feels about DiCaro.
Author:  Spaulding [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 3:48 pm ]
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I should wear something that my boobs hang out of tomorrow.
Author:  W_Z [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 3:51 pm ]
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one of my all time favorite pictures i have is one of me and bernstein at that anniversary whatever party years ago. it's impossible to tell which one of us is more uncomfortable in the picture.
Author:  Seacrest [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 3:52 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
Ask him how he feels about DiCaro.


He will be unable to resit if you say something like..."as a woman sincerely interested in sports, I would love to hear your thoughts about what Julie DiCaro adds to the station?"
Author:  leashyourkids [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 3:53 pm ]
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Boom. Get on it, Spaulding.
Author:  Beardown [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 4:18 pm ]
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Do all of these things. Try to find Trump's "Make America Great Again" hats. Put that on before you approach him.

Tell him your son has had 5 concussions playing hockey. But you're not concerned. jAnd that you refuse to take him to a Doctor. You just tell him to toughen up.

If you do all of these things you will be brought up on Monday's show.

Bernstein: Terry, I've got to tell you about the crazy women I met at my son's hockey game. Boy, she was a jem. If Hollywood ever made "Meatball Mom" I found the actress. Anyway, she approaches me and, of course, Trump hat. Then she starts talking...
Author:  Chet Coppock's Fur Coat [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 5:14 pm ]
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Spaulding wrote:
In Darien right now. His non cte son is playing cte son. Should I show him the board?

Oh shit, over on 75th by the fields by the high school? I drove right by there on my way home.

I could have met Spaulding! :(
Author:  Don Tiny [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 6:21 pm ]
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Seacrest wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
Ask him how he feels about DiCaro.


He will be unable to resit if you say something like..."as a woman sincerely interested in sports, I would love to hear your thoughts about what Julie DiCaro adds to the station?"

That, and be sure to stick out your cans and say you used to do the weather in Poughkeepsie or someplace like that.
Author:  Furious Styles [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 6:36 pm ]
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Give him a ROLL TIDE!
Author:  denisdman [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 6:48 pm ]
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Spaulding wrote:
I should wear something that my boobs hang out of tomorrow.



If you do, please take a selfie with him. Then post it here. Asking for a friend.
Author:  Chus [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 7:01 pm ]
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Spaulding wrote:
I should wear something that my boobs hang out of tomorrow.


This is always correct.
Author:  leashyourkids [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 7:07 pm ]
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Wear a Joe Paterno shirt and a Make America Great Again hat. Walk up to Bernstein and tell him you heard about his wife's business and that you and your husband are looking to renew your vows with a big, expensive second wedding.

We'll see how principled he really is.
Author:  Panther pislA [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 7:24 pm ]
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Spaulding wrote:
I should wear something that my boobs hang out of tomorrow.

You're a hot little sports slut, Spaulding.

Thank you for being you!

:santa: :santa: :santa:
Author:  Beardown [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 7:34 pm ]
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Also, wear a Jesus crucifix necklace in fully display over your exposed breasts.

There is so much for you to do, Spaulding. I hope you're writing it down. Study it in the car before you go in.
Author:  pittmike [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 8:26 pm ]
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Tell him his kid sucks and is too short. #neverbeenajewishgoalie
Author:  Beardown [ Sat Dec 03, 2016 10:57 pm ]
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Spaulding, if you do all of these thing, Dan will literally self implode (Yes, Dan, literally applies here because you would)

Help us, Spaulding. You're our only hope.

Image
Author:  Baby McNown [ Sun Dec 04, 2016 12:03 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Dan bernstein
If nothing else, fake a bad southside accent and ask him if he knows Mike North.
Author:  Godfella [ Sun Dec 04, 2016 8:55 am ]
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Baby McNown wrote:
If nothing else, fake a bad southside accent and ask him if he knows Mike North.

For sure - then add that Nort used to hold court at a bar your brudder and anudder brudder owned.

He won't be able to take it. Game over.
Author:  denisdman [ Sun Dec 04, 2016 9:04 am ]
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Introduce yourself as "Ice Girl" and ask him how Drinky's marriage is going.
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