I was working at Toyr R US in highschool and a HUGE man walked up to me with his two kids asking for a 3-in-one pool/tennis/hockey table.

I thought it was F.Thomas - this was in the early 90's, but then I looked at a picture of a B.Jackson football on my way to the stock room and it was him.

We didn't have the table and when I asked him for his autograph he turned and ran for the door.

The other encounter I almost had was with the backside of W.Payton's Lamborgini. My X-Wife and I where walking around the backstage of the Janet Jackson concert when a black Lamborgini raced out of his parking spot in reverse. I jumped out of the way and read PAYTON on the license plate.

Might have even posted this one, but the Janet segway reminded me

Many Eons ago, driving in the Tinley Area, a hot hot girl pulled up next to me in a white porsche, white dog. She smiles, blew the fake kiss and I was almost stunned at how hot she was.

Later that night I see Mayor Daley on stage with Janet Jackson and her dog, accepting some bullshit award as she was in town for a World Music Theatre Show.

Yeah, I felt like a dumbass,.

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Alteast you got a kiss instead of her dog's head out the window with his tounge out.

i was on drivers side...lol...may have been different on Passenger side

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