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 Post subject: I Pissed Next To Tony O
PostPosted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 8:37 am 
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on Saturday at an SICP fundraiser. He is the kind of pisser who sets up shop when he goes in. He put his arm on the divider between urinals like he was hugging the wall. Meanwhile he was making conversation and turning his head so you know he was spraying everywhere.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 2:39 pm 
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I pissed next to Richard LaParmentier in 2005 (Admiral Motti from Star Wars, the one that Vader choked in Ep IV). I wanted to tell him that I found his lack of stream disturbing, but I didn't. He passed away about four years ago.

LIGHT 'EM UP LIKE CHRISTMAS TREES, CHICAGO!!! WHO DID YOU PISS NEXT TO!!???

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What does the gymnast have to do with tony O?

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I hope you didn't tie a yellow ribbon round his old oak tree? Different Tony O?

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Who dafugg is Tony O?


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I'm a little sad now.


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 06, 2016 11:59 pm 
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The fuck's wrong with you people. Spaulding knows and she's a girl.

I know and I know nothing about hockey.

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Don't know, don't care. Back to trolling the BigFan appreciation thread.


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Don't know, don't care. Back to trolling the BigFan appreciation thread.


you care

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Esposito you goofs! I never get to pee next to interesting people. You think he is walking around saying he peed next to the great good dolphin?


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Spaulding wrote:
Esposito you goofs! I never get to pee next to interesting people. You think he is walking around saying he peed next to the great good dolphin?


I would think so. I had a few that night so I was the life of the party.

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Did he knock three times?

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yep, regret clicking back into this thread.


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This would have been a much better thread if you pissed on Tony O.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
This would have been a much better thread if you pissed on Tony O.


I'm not saying I didn't. I didn't hit him with a stream but I usually stand back a little to avoid splashes and it has a pretty wide kill zone.

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Hussra wrote:
yep, regret clicking back into this thread.


stop that

you are being unnecessarily hurtful

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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
This would have been a much better thread if you pissed on Tony O.


HEY HEY !!!!!


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My son met him yesterday at the Blackhawks training camp thing. O asked him and his 2 friends if they had girlfriends. They thought that was pretty funny. They missed Savard by a couple minutes. I would have been sad if he met Savy because I'd like to meet him too.


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Every time I'm met Savard he's been fall-down drunk.

Super nice guy though.

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If you can't find it at binnys, Denis savard drank it.

Where do you meet all these people?


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Spaulding wrote:
If you can't find it at binnys, Denis savard drank it.

Where do you meet all these people?


They come up and introduce themselves.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Every time I'm met Savard he's been fall-down drunk.

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He's been drunk? If we ran a search on Doc Ken and Tito's on this board...well, we'd get actual results; which is always a pleasant surprise, after years of "You cannot use search at this time or any other, go use google".


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I rarely post here when I'm actually drunk.

That takes too much effort and why waste a good buzz.

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Tonight could be an exception, though.

Bears night games usually are.

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