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 Post subject: THE SATANIC GNOME ELF
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“Douchebag of the Week” is just not a sufficient enough time frame to describe the pathetic job performance of this horrible, evil, vicious excuse for a man. I demand an immediate formation of the “Douchebag Hall of Infamy,” with this bitter elf to be the first inductee. He is worse than Hitler. At least Hitler pretty much admitted that he was evil – after all, it is difficult to hide one’s evilness after killing a few million people. No, this Satanic Gnome Elf says to fans of the most Glorious franchise: “I am working so hard to make us better.” BETTER?!? YOU GAVE UP ON THE SEASON YOU RAT BASTARD SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!

Sure, you ask, is it not a bit extreme to compare Satan Elf to a mass murderer? I ask, is it any less horrible to kill one’s dreams? Yes, the concentration camps were bad. But so is decimating a bullpen!!!!

It is a very good thing I no longer live a short drive away from New York you scallywag. I would shove my fist so far down your throat you would likely never speak again from the growth of scar tissue from the ensuing grievous wounds to your teeth, gums and throat. Maybe I would retrieve your larynx as a souvenir. Do you think I am kidding? I would give you the name of a hobo in Providence, Rhode Island who could confirm this story. But he is dead and I do not know his name anyhow. So you will have to take my word for it. TRY ME BEYOTCH!!!!!!!

YOU ARE A LOSER AND A QUITTER!!!!!!

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“Douchebag of the Week” is just not a sufficient enough time frame to describe the pathetic job performance of this horrible, evil, vicious excuse for a man. I demand an immediate formation of the “Douchebag Hall of Infamy,” with this bitter elf to be the first inductee. He is worse than Hitler. At least Hitler pretty much admitted that he was evil – after all, it is difficult to hide one’s evilness after killing a few million people. No, this Satanic Gnome Elf says to fans of the most Glorious franchise: “I am working so hard to make us better.” BETTER?!? YOU GAVE UP ON THE SEASON YOU RAT BASTARD SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!

Sure, you ask, is it not a bit extreme to compare Satan Elf to a mass murderer? I ask, is it any less horrible to kill one’s dreams? Yes, the concentration camps were bad. But so is decimating a bullpen!!!!

It is a very good thing I no longer live a short drive away from New York you scallywag. I would shove my fist so far down your throat you would likely never speak again from the growth of scar tissue from the ensuing grievous wounds to your teeth, gums and throat. Maybe I would retrieve your larynx as a souvenir. Do you think I am kidding? I would give you the name of a hobo in Providence, Rhode Island who could confirm this story. But he is dead and I do not know his name anyhow. So you will have to take my word for it. TRY ME BEYOTCH!!!!!!!

YOU ARE A LOSER AND A QUITTER!!!!!!



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Yes, the concentration camps were bad. But so is decimating a bullpen!!!!



:lol: :lol: :lol:

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It's fine prose, but I have no idea who the proposed inductee is. Hornswaggle?

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It's fine prose, but I have no idea who the proposed inductee is. Hornswaggle?


Brian Cashman

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
It's fine prose, but I have no idea who the proposed inductee is. Hornswaggle?


Brian Cashman


Yikes.

Who's worse ... Cashman or Hahn?

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Don Tiny wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
It's fine prose, but I have no idea who the proposed inductee is. Hornswaggle?


Brian Cashman


Yikes.

Who's worse ... Cashman or Hahn?


Kenny Williams.

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sjboyd0137 wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
It's fine prose, but I have no idea who the proposed inductee is. Hornswaggle?


Brian Cashman


Yikes.

Who's worse ... Cashman or Hahn?


Kenny Williams.

Sexist

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Don Tiny wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
It's fine prose, but I have no idea who the proposed inductee is. Hornswaggle?


Brian Cashman


Yikes.

Who's worse ... Cashman or Hahn?


Kenny Williams.

Sexist


Only when I try really hard.

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It's fine prose


Almost Kim-Jong-esque.

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But in fairness, he did bring you Gary Sanchez

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stoneroses86 wrote:
“Douchebag of the Week” is just not a sufficient enough time frame to describe the pathetic job performance of this horrible, evil, vicious excuse for a man. I demand an immediate formation of the “Douchebag Hall of Infamy,” with this bitter elf to be the first inductee. He is worse than Hitler. At least Hitler pretty much admitted that he was evil – after all, it is difficult to hide one’s evilness after killing a few million people. No, this Satanic Gnome Elf says to fans of the most Glorious franchise: “I am working so hard to make us better.” BETTER?!? YOU GAVE UP ON THE SEASON YOU RAT BASTARD SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!

Sure, you ask, is it not a bit extreme to compare Satan Elf to a mass murderer? I ask, is it any less horrible to kill one’s dreams? Yes, the concentration camps were bad. But so is decimating a bullpen!!!!

It is a very good thing I no longer live a short drive away from New York you scallywag. I would shove my fist so far down your throat you would likely never speak again from the growth of scar tissue from the ensuing grievous wounds to your teeth, gums and throat. Maybe I would retrieve your larynx as a souvenir. Do you think I am kidding? I would give you the name of a hobo in Providence, Rhode Island who could confirm this story. But he is dead and I do not know his name anyhow. So you will have to take my word for it. TRY ME BEYOTCH!!!!!!!

YOU ARE A LOSER AND A QUITTER!!!!!!


You Brown grads get so emotional

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Regular Reader wrote:
But in fairness, he did bring you Gary Sanchez


Every time Yankee fans want to have a good time, Brian Cashman comes along and ruins it for everyone. Brian Cashman says: "I brought you Gary Sanchez." You are SUPPOSED to bring us players like Gary Sanchez, you low-expectation-having motherf---er!

What do you want, troll elf - a cookie!?!

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stoneroses86 wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:
But in fairness, he did bring you Gary Sanchez


Every time Yankee fans want to have a good time, Brian Cashman comes along and ruins it for everyone. Brian Cashman says: "I brought you Gary Sanchez." You are SUPPOSED to bring us players like Gary Sanchez, you low-expectation-having motherf---er!

What do you want, troll elf - a cookie!?!


He's the best hitler in the league

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He's the best hitler in the league


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“Douchebag of the Week” is just not a sufficient enough time frame to describe the pathetic job performance of this horrible, evil, vicious excuse for a man. I demand an immediate formation of the “Douchebag Hall of Infamy,” with this bitter elf to be the first inductee. He is worse than Hitler. At least Hitler pretty much admitted that he was evil – after all, it is difficult to hide one’s evilness after killing a few million people. No, this Satanic Gnome Elf says to fans of the most Glorious franchise: “I am working so hard to make us better.” BETTER?!? YOU GAVE UP ON THE SEASON YOU RAT BASTARD SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!

Sure, you ask, is it not a bit extreme to compare Satan Elf to a mass murderer? I ask, is it any less horrible to kill one’s dreams? Yes, the concentration camps were bad. But so is decimating a bullpen!!!!

It is a very good thing I no longer live a short drive away from New York you scallywag. I would shove my fist so far down your throat you would likely never speak again from the growth of scar tissue from the ensuing grievous wounds to your teeth, gums and throat. Maybe I would retrieve your larynx as a souvenir. Do you think I am kidding? I would give you the name of a hobo in Providence, Rhode Island who could confirm this story. But he is dead and I do not know his name anyhow. So you will have to take my word for it. TRY ME BEYOTCH!!!!!!!

YOU ARE A LOSER AND A QUITTER!!!!!!


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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I think Stoneroses is my favorite poster of all time. You make me laugh every time. I'd pay to see you in court. Laugh out loud.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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I think Stoneroses is my favorite poster of all time. You make me laugh every time. I'd pay to see you in court. Laugh out loud.


Get off the fence!

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The last thing you want to hear is him telling you to hit the showers ...

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I'm confused. Didn't Cashman trade away the back end of the bullpen, but in return ended up with one of the deepest farm systems in baseball? Also, weren't the Yankees in the wild card hunt until the last week of the season?

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I'm confused. Didn't Cashman trade away the back end of the bullpen, but in return ended up with one of the deepest farm systems in baseball? Also, weren't the Yankees in the wild card hunt until the last week of the season?

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