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blackhawksfan

Post subject: 'Ozempic Face'

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2024 7:11 pm

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One side effect of GLP-1 medications for weight loss is "Ozempic Face." This happens when the rapid loss of body fat produces a hollowed-looking face, wrinkles, sunken eyes, and changes in the size of the lips, cheeks, and chin. To counter this, skincare companies are ramping up the marketing of products to 'fix' this side effect as these blockbuster drugs sweep the nation.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: 'Ozempic Face'

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2024 7:36 pm

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1, 3, 2, 4

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Minooka Meatball

Post subject: Re: 'Ozempic Face'

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2024 8:41 pm

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#s 3 & 4 look more like meth face.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: 'Ozempic Face'

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2024 9:30 pm

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it's meant for diabetics. now you have type 2 meth face. oh oh oh oh meth face!

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Nas

Post subject: Re: 'Ozempic Face'

Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2024 9:43 pm

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They lost weight.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: 'Ozempic Face'

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2024 9:32 am

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they lost weight without gaining muscle, so they look like shit. this is nature and they will use more drugs to make themselves look worse.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: 'Ozempic Face'

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2024 9:34 am

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IkeSouth wrote:

they lost weight without gaining muscle, so they look like shit. this is nature and they will use more drugs to make themselves look worse.

How do you gain muscle in your face?

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Franky T

Post subject: Re: 'Ozempic Face'

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2024 9:39 am

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Brick wrote:

IkeSouth wrote:

they lost weight without gaining muscle, so they look like shit. this is nature and they will use more drugs to make themselves look worse.

How do you gain muscle in your face?

It takes more muscles to frown than to smile!

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: 'Ozempic Face'

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2024 9:41 am

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Brick wrote:

IkeSouth wrote:

they lost weight without gaining muscle, so they look like shit. this is nature and they will use more drugs to make themselves look worse.

How do you gain muscle in your face?

By working out

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Post subject: Re: 'Ozempic Face'

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2024 10:14 am

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Brick wrote:

IkeSouth wrote:

they lost weight without gaining muscle, so they look like shit. this is nature and they will use more drugs to make themselves look worse.

How do you gain muscle in your face?

Plyometrics. The muscle has to grow, or die.

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: 'Ozempic Face'

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2024 10:45 am

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There was already a problem with people losing hundreds of pounds from gastric bypass etc. The amount of excess skin one has after going form 500 to 190 is amazing.

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: 'Ozempic Face'

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2024 10:46 am

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Franky T wrote:

Brick wrote:

IkeSouth wrote:

they lost weight without gaining muscle, so they look like shit. this is nature and they will use more drugs to make themselves look worse.

How do you gain muscle in your face?

It takes more muscles to frown than to smile!

Old wives tale just like breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: 'Ozempic Face'

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2024 10:50 am

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Brick wrote:

IkeSouth wrote:

they lost weight without gaining muscle, so they look like shit. this is nature and they will use more drugs to make themselves look worse.

How do you gain muscle in your face?

By playing a wind instrument.

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Yossarian.

Post subject: Re: 'Ozempic Face'

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2024 1:04 pm

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Kind of reminds me of The Ghoul in Fallout

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