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OscarTangoEcho
PostPosted: Tue Mar 28, 2023 10:55 am 
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does this construction get more people to take the cta/metra?

The Northwest Line is adding more trains, which may not necessarily got delayed for three hours when people use them to kill themselves.


That's fucking funny :lol:

Know what's not...today at 10:15 it would take you 90 minutes to go from O'hare to downtown :roll:
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For real, though, don't use Metra to kill yourself unless it's a Department of Irony thing like Phil Pagano.

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For real, though, don't use Metra to kill yourself unless it's a Department of Irony thing like Phil Pagano.


What's the most convenient way to commit suicide?

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For real, though, don't use Metra to kill yourself unless it's a Department of Irony thing like Phil Pagano.


What's the most convenient way to commit suicide?

Whichever way doesn’t result in my sitting on a stopped train for 2hrs within eyeshot of my house.

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Hate to tell ya this "Amigo", but that is sort of the essence of how life works.
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This Ends in Antioch wrote:
Nas wrote:
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For real, though, don't use Metra to kill yourself unless it's a Department of Irony thing like Phil Pagano.


What's the most convenient way to commit suicide?

Whichever way doesn’t result in my sitting on a stopped train for 2hrs within eyeshot of my house.


Real men drive. :wink:

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Nas wrote:
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For real, though, don't use Metra to kill yourself unless it's a Department of Irony thing like Phil Pagano.


What's the most convenient way to commit suicide?


jumping into a dug grave headfirst before its filled

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Nas wrote:
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For real, though, don't use Metra to kill yourself unless it's a Department of Irony thing like Phil Pagano.


What's the most convenient way to commit suicide?

Read long time guy posts.

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Nardi
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Darkside wrote:
Nas wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
For real, though, don't use Metra to kill yourself unless it's a Department of Irony thing like Phil Pagano.


What's the most convenient way to commit suicide?

Read long time guy posts.

C'mon, that ain't going to kill ya. Since he was born and raised in a gutter, maybe meet him at 35th and Wallace.
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Darkside
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Nardi wrote:
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Nas wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
For real, though, don't use Metra to kill yourself unless it's a Department of Irony thing like Phil Pagano.


What's the most convenient way to commit suicide?

Read long time guy posts.

C'mon, that ain't going to kill ya. Since he was born and raised in a gutter, maybe meet him at 35th and Wallace.

Can I get there without taking a toll way?

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Nardi
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Darkside wrote:
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Nas wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
For real, though, don't use Metra to kill yourself unless it's a Department of Irony thing like Phil Pagano.


What's the most convenient way to commit suicide?

Read long time guy posts.

C'mon, that ain't going to kill ya. Since he was born and raised in a gutter, maybe meet him at 35th and Wallace.

Can I get there without taking a toll way?

Google that shit. You wanna die or not? I get so fucking tired of this big talk and no action from you self-offers.
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I'm gonna stick to killing myself with alcohol.

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Nardi
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I'm gonna stick to killing myself with alcohol.

Don't smoke weed. It cures cancer.
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OscarTangoEcho
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Looks like this round is finished. Travel times are light right now, but it's also 50 degrees and sunny
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Get ready to get fucked again..and this time it's gonna be far worse
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Nas
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Get ready to get fucked again..and this time it's gonna be far worse


It wasn't that bad last time after the initial problems.

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Really? Travel times from O'Hare to Downtown (16 miles) were often 90 plus minutes...how far is your commute? Because mine is a good 50 miles and it was fuuuuuucked up....not to mention that GPS had no idea of the reverseables..(which will not exist for the better part of this year)...commuting in this region is definitely affected by one's locale...

So, starting Monday no Reverse ables (or however you fucking spell it) and additional closures down to ONE LANE after 9 pm
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It was terrible.

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Hate to tell ya this "Amigo", but that is sort of the essence of how life works.
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OscarTangoEcho
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This Ends in Antioch wrote:
It was terrible.


and his commute ENDED in Antioch
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OscarTangoEcho wrote:
Really? Travel times from O'Hare to Downtown (16 miles) were often 90 plus minutes...how far is your commute? Because mine is a good 50 miles and it was fuuuuuucked up....not to mention that GPS had no idea of the reverseables..(which will not exist for the better part of this year)...commuting in this region is definitely affected by one's locale...

So, starting Monday no Reverse ables (or however you fucking spell it) and additional closures down to ONE LANE after 9 pm

Sounds awful. I’ll think about you and smile as I drink my 2nd cup of coffee while in my pjs as I wait for the laptop to fire up.

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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:
OscarTangoEcho wrote:
Really? Travel times from O'Hare to Downtown (16 miles) were often 90 plus minutes...how far is your commute? Because mine is a good 50 miles and it was fuuuuuucked up....not to mention that GPS had no idea of the reverseables..(which will not exist for the better part of this year)...commuting in this region is definitely affected by one's locale...

So, starting Monday no Reverse ables (or however you fucking spell it) and additional closures down to ONE LANE after 9 pm

Sounds awful. I’ll think about you and smile as I drink my 2nd cup of coffee while in my pjs as I wait for the laptop to fire up.

Thats cold man.

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It was taking over an hour to get home after 7 pm all summer. It's a shit sandwich

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Seems like the concrete should have lasted longer from the major reconstruction 20 years ago. The Edens concrete from the 70s lasted much longer.


nobody was riding around in heavy electric cars in the 70s
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What kind of dumbass has a 50 mile commute?

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What kind of dumbass has a 50 miles commute?

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What kind of dumbass has a 50 mile commute?


We have one in our shop. Regularly calls in due to weather. And when he's here he never fixes anything. I call him dark side and nobody gets the joke.

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What kind of dumbass has a 50 mile commute?

One that works in the city and likes living in the far suburbs.

Metra....the way to really.....FLYYYYYYY!

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What kind of dumbass has a 50 mile commute?


We have one in our shop. Regularly calls in due to weather. And when he's here he never fixes anything. I call him dark side and nobody gets the joke.

:lol: :lol:
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It was taking over an hour to get home after 7 pm all summer. It's a shit sandwich


Try living in the city.

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It was taking over an hour to get home after 7 pm all summer. It's a shit sandwich


Try living in the city.


It sounds like a Northside problem. Sometimes it can be difficult to tell the difference between the west suburbs and everything north of North Avenue.

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