Brooks from The Shawshank Redemption
Warden Norton from The Shawshank Redemption
Fat Ass from The Shawshank Redemption

"Describe yourself in three fictional characters"

Girls, you can't all be Leslie Knope

Otto Maddox
Cully Cross
Jack Burden

Jack Burton would be a lot cooler...

"Describe yourself in three fictional characters"

Girls, you can't all be Leslie Knope

There is not the space here for my story, so I will say only that I had a great many issues in my life, some dating from childhood, that most of you never knew about, and that I never dealt with throughout my adult life, but which culminated in an inability to effectively manage my life in some very important ways (in spite of whatever impression you may have had). Left unchecked, these problems and defects ultimately took complete control of my life to the point that I spiraled out of control to a very deep, dark place, resulting a year ago in my abandoning of some of the most basic values of a civilized society, and of my Christian beliefs, like honesty and integrity. Thanks to the fervent prayers of family, friends and others, I found my way back to the Lord, and between what He has done in my life and the help of a great Christian counselor, I have found healing and I am a different person than that wretched train-wreck who robbed a bank last fall.

Robbed a bank, huh? I was going to guess Gay Reeducation Camp...or Sandusky victim.

He did rob a bank. I can't believe he would comment on facebook...he was a lawyer. Obviously not Really. Smart.

for the love of all thats holy can we be done with the "Bob has been missing for 18 hours. Please share this so that we can find him!"

Mind you bob is an adult. sometimes older gentleman. these things get 500 shares and then a few hours later its like

"We found him! Bob was at the mall and forgot to take his phone with them. Thanks for all your help everyone!"

well either that or they find him floating in the river. but either way, its horribly unnecessary.

Whoever made this doesn't know how to drive stick

Whoever made this doesn't know how to drive stick

I moved
Had a friend move
Had another friend move

Now our mutual friend is on Facebook asking people to help them move when they were never around to help any of us.

Assholes

Tell them to fuck off and hire someone.

Or Unfriend them.

Whatever.

Lol I just ignored her.

Her? Did you want your female friend helping you carry couches? Help the lady out!

Well her as in she was the one that asked for help. Her husband is the one I expected and asked to come help me but he had excuses. I didn't even bother with an excuse.

it's probably a 12 piece sectional
and she lives in a 3 story brownstone