CHAS + SUBLIMINABLE MESSAGES + HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT = ILLUMINATI OPERATIVE FOR SURE!!!!! MATCH!!!!
seriously, when we had that [legitimately not cool] foray into chas' "personal life" regarding that website with escorts or whatever, did anyone do their homework to see if the page was legit and not some kind of alphabet soup nazi thing akin to [the now oddly shut down] toddandclare.com?
even in the subject of this post, "WhitweSox fanbase" Whit we Sox? hmmmm. clearly this has to be some high/next level shit here, so i went to my trusty internet anagram server and discovered that "WhitweSox fanbase" is
O.B.VIOUSLY an anagram for "Newbies: What's a fox?" which would likely hearken another anagram being the answer, i'm thinking it's probably "We Fix A Absent Show" (which, comeon, THIS message being posted exactly 1 day before terry boers returns from being "absent" to "fix a show" ???? TOO MUCH COINCIDENCE, ESPECIALLY WHEN THE SACRED GEOMETRIA HAS FOX = 666 = SATAN = THE CUBS ARE IN THE WORLD SERIES FFS, ARMAGEDDON IS NIGH.... RAPTURE IMMINENT! THIS IS
IT GUYS! THIS IS
NOT A DRILL!
SERIOUSLY, THIS IS ALSO AN ANAGRAM FOR "WAX OAF SHIT BE NEWS!" FFS!!! so that's right, sometime soon some big oaf (maybe someone like kyle schwarber?) is going to hit some kind of world-series-winning HR to forever immortalize his legendary status, leading to a future wax statue of babe fucking schwarber, and thus fulfilling chas' prophecy of "WAX OAF SHIT BE NEWS!"
TLDR = you herd it here first: through brilliantly encoded language (for people with minds to think) chas has boldly proclaimed that the cubs are going to win the world series on a kyle "babe fucking ruth" schwarber HR, which will lead to the big oaf forever being immortalized in the form of a wax statue somewhere.... and he timestamped his predictions by referencing the return of terry boers? i hope you guys are someday wiling to recognize the transcendental greatness of chas' contributions here, because he wields his meticulously-crafted "underestimated" persona here as a veritable scythe of righteousness that allows him to indelibly slice some REAL SHIT into the very fabric of reality...
...either that or he just got pretty sauced and couldn't type out "Whitesox fanbase" without fucking it up pretty hilariously; it's definitely one of the 2. and you know i've been seeing that # around lately, assuming that 2 = god's 2nd favorite angel = lucifer = satan = illuminati = the # of world championships the cubs have won in the last 108 years + SATAN HIMSELF = 2 again! it takes two to tango, and you know that if you add up the values of tango (13 + 36 + 19 + 4 + 18) you inexorably come up with.... </youtube video that you're better for not watching>
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