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If his twitter meltdowns are any indication, his "skilled debating" with Rauner would be calling him a virulent cunt-shitting fuckslap and telling him to lick his dead mom's shit off his dick.

Rauner would just be like "everyone's always talkin' about shittin' this and lickin' that but how about lickin' the budget?"

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I hope this passes the board creep meter but I took the liberty of congratulating Rauner on his wise decision not to debate QCP after doing a little digging into just what Rauner would've been getting himself into. It would've been a bloodbath and Pat wouldnt have been the one bleeding after seeing these bona-fides. Behold !!



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:lol: This goof is worse than Reza Aslan.

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Thats not even considering all 6"2 240lbs of physical intimidation he'd bring too.

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Yeah, I basically invented education. Now what's this about no women in the clergy?

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This thread is much funnier than the Dicaro thread.

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This thread is much funnier than the Dicaro thread.

That's because half of Julie's objectionable tweets are just "ate a box of Pop-Tarts on the Metra, this is MY fight song" or "sigh, I need a nap." Quad City Pat's tweets are 100% never-miss-a-beat batshit crazy.

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Yeah, I basically invented education. Now what's this about no women in the clergy?



Yeah, that was my thought too. He just realized it after all of his studies? How many degrees in Theology and History does one need to know that women were not traditionally priests?

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Pat was all for President Obama refusing to engage with Trump when he was asking for Obama to show everyone his birth certificate.

Amusing to see he's devolved into one of the crazy Twitter people he loathed.

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As a person who didn't attend college , can you guys tell me that if it actually says on your degree "Bachelor of Arts in History and the Constitution" ?

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Yeah, I basically invented education. Now what's this about no women in the clergy?



Yeah, that was my thought too. He just realized it after all of his studies? How many degrees in Theology and History does one need to know that women were not traditionally priests?


I'm guessing he grew up Irish Catholic and had an inkling somewhere along the way between his Catholic upbringing and Catholic university that women weren't priests. He probably majored in theology so he could defeat the Church by its own logic.

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QCP is what happens when you're a serial liar and really need to overcompensate for your failures in life by creating an alternate version of yourself who has everything you wish you had.

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QCP is what happens when you're a serial liar and really need to overcompensate for your failures in life by creating an alternate version of yourself who has everything you wish you had.
At least he doesn't claim to do Spartan Races.

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People who run Spartan races are the most relentless self-promoters not involved in pyramid schemes.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
QCP is what happens when you're a serial liar and really need to overcompensate for your failures in life by creating an alternate version of yourself who has everything you wish you had.
At least he doesn't claim to do Spartan Races.

Because he knows they're too easy for him .

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No money for Harvard, yet he has the cash to quadruple major, triple minor and double emphasis at St. Ambrose, an expensive local private college.

Best of all fucknut didn't realize woman couldn't be priests until he was in theology school. But no worries, his IQ is 160+ and he can fill out a banana hammock.


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No money for Harvard, yet he has the cash to quadruple major, triple minor and double emphasis at St. Ambrose, an expensive local private college.

Best of all fucknut didn't realize woman couldn't be priests until he was in theology school. But no worries, his IQ is 160+ and he can fill out a banana hammock.

It's why strangers "don't want any of this"' when he passes by.

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badrogue17 wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
QCP is what happens when you're a serial liar and really need to overcompensate for your failures in life by creating an alternate version of yourself who has everything you wish you had.
At least he doesn't claim to do Spartan Races.

Because he knows they're too easy for him .


He was a squad leader in his ROTC division, but gave it up when he found out there were no female colonels.


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is there a subject he didn't major in ? Did he take every course offered ?


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Maybe Dr Ken can do a "guess if this is an actual tweet from QCP or made up garbage" segment with whomever co-hosts on the podcast .

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Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
QCP is what happens when you're a serial liar and really need to overcompensate for your failures in life by creating an alternate version of yourself who has everything you wish you had.


Who is the biggest liar/most delusional?

Leary Holmes
Julie DiCaro
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Tad Queasy wrote:
Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
QCP is what happens when you're a serial liar and really need to overcompensate for your failures in life by creating an alternate version of yourself who has everything you wish you had.


Who is the biggest liar/most delusional?

Leary Holmes
Julie DiCaro
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QCP probably.

At least Julie is honest about being a lazy fuckwad with horrible eating habits.

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No money for Harvard, yet he has the cash to quadruple major, triple minor and double emphasis at St. Ambrose, an expensive local private college.

Best of all fucknut didn't realize woman couldn't be priests until he was in theology school. But no worries, his IQ is 160+ and he can fill out a banana hammock.


Well, St. Ambrose is the Harvard of Davenport.

Probably took one of those online IQ tests that tells everyone they are eligible for Mensa.


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Maybe Dr Ken can do a "guess if this is an actual tweet from QCP or made up garbage" segment with whomever co-hosts on the podcast .


QCP:

"My dick is bigger than a bratwurst, and I will smack Rauner in the face with it."
"A dude bro didn't tip our illegal immigrant waitress, and I confronted him in the parking lot."
"I used the lady's restroom, and some girl's BF took offense at that."

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Maybe Dr Ken can do a "guess if this is an actual tweet from QCP or made up garbage" segment with whomever co-hosts on the podcast .


QCP:

"My dick is bigger than a bratwurst, and I will smack Rauner in the face with it."
"A dude bro didn't tip our illegal immigrant waitress, and I confronted him in the parking lot."
"I used the lady's restroom, and some girl's BF took offense at that."


I honestly can't tell if those are real or not.

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As a person who didn't attend college , can you guys tell me that if it actually says on your degree "Bachelor of Arts in History and the Constitution" ?



If this dude has a bachelor degree in Psychology, it is pretty useless.


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Clearly, he did not major (or minor) in English.


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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
denisdman wrote:
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Maybe Dr Ken can do a "guess if this is an actual tweet from QCP or made up garbage" segment with whomever co-hosts on the podcast .


QCP:

"My dick is bigger than a bratwurst, and I will smack Rauner in the face with it."
"A dude bro didn't tip our illegal immigrant waitress, and I confronted him in the parking lot."
"I used the lady's restroom, and some girl's BF took offense at that."


I honestly can't tell if those are real or not.

:lol: No kidding . Good job Dennis .

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so when does this guy cross state lines with a minor?


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so when does this guy cross state lines with a minor?

He already has his minor in English. Learn to read !

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