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 Post subject: Barry Rozner
PostPosted: Sun Jan 29, 2017 11:12 pm 
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I'm watching The Final Word on FOX and on top of having odd hair in the first place, both in terms of hairline and texture, he looks like he's coloring it with tins if KIWI black shoe polish. Maybe he's not coloring it and that's natural -- which would be hard to believe because it looks WAY too dark....suspiciously dark.

Suspiciously dark is also how how Rozner, first and foremost a hockey fan, probably refers to the NBA when he's behind closed doors. :P


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 Post subject: Re: Barry Rozner
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Tad Queasy wrote:
I'm watching The Final Word on FOX and on top of having odd hair in the first place, both in terms of hairline and texture, he looks like he's coloring it with tins if KIWI black shoe polish. Maybe he's not coloring it and that's natural -- which would be hard to believe because it looks WAY too dark....suspiciously dark.

Suspiciously dark is also how how Rozner, first and foremost a hockey fan, probably refers to the NBA when he's behind closed doors. :P


Only beta males color their hair. I'm starting to go gray, especially in my beard, and it doesn't bother me a bit.

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 Post subject: Re: Barry Rozner
PostPosted: Sun Jan 29, 2017 11:17 pm 
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I'm also starting to go gray.

And I'm fine with it.

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 Post subject: Re: Barry Rozner
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I haven't had hair since I was 22. Cry me a river.

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 Post subject: Re: Barry Rozner
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Hair is overrated, both color and amount.
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 Post subject: Re: Barry Rozner
PostPosted: Sun Jan 29, 2017 11:19 pm 
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SteveSarley wrote:
Hair is overrated, both color and amount.
My kids call me "Q-tip!"


No, it isn't.

Hair is real good.

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 Post subject: Re: Barry Rozner
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I'm also starting to go gray.

And I'm fine with it.


Your gray hair makes you look very distinguished.

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 Post subject: Re: Barry Rozner
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Chus wrote:
Tad Queasy wrote:
I'm watching The Final Word on FOX and on top of having odd hair in the first place, both in terms of hairline and texture, he looks like he's coloring it with tins if KIWI black shoe polish. Maybe he's not coloring it and that's natural -- which would be hard to believe because it looks WAY too dark....suspiciously dark.

Suspiciously dark is also how how Rozner, first and foremost a hockey fan, probably refers to the NBA when he's behind closed doors. :P


Only beta males color their hair. I'm starting to go gray, especially in my beard, and it doesn't bother me a bit.


I've been salt and pepper for a while and am beginning to have more salt than pepper. Years ago I thought about minimizing the salt, not eliminating it because that would have been too obvious but just minimizing it. I decided it would be too much of a pain to have to keep that up and a few people had said it looked distinguished so I figured I'd just go with that and hope they weren't blowing smoke up my ass.


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 Post subject: Re: Barry Rozner
PostPosted: Sun Jan 29, 2017 11:28 pm 
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Chus wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I'm also starting to go gray.

And I'm fine with it.


Your gray hair makes you look very distinguished.


Yeah, people told me that when I was 16.

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 Post subject: Re: Barry Rozner
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Chus wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I'm also starting to go gray.

And I'm fine with it.


Your gray hair makes you look very distinguished.


Yeah, people told me that when I was 16.


Would you rather be bald like Uncle Fester?

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 Post subject: Re: Barry Rozner
PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 8:37 am 
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He gets a lifetime achievement award in this section. You might as well make it a sticky thread as far as I am concerned.

Facial hair is about 25% grey. I'd need a comb over beard to have hair on top.

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 Post subject: Re: Barry Rozner
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
SteveSarley wrote:
Hair is overrated, both color and amount.
My kids call me "Q-tip!"


No, it isn't.

Hair is real good.


I never really believed how much it keeps the head warm during the winter until it was too late.

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 Post subject: Re: Barry Rozner
PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2017 9:46 am 
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leashyourkids wrote:
I haven't had hair since I was 22. Cry me a river.


I was 17, someone behind me pointed out I was going thin up on top. It didn't get better. What hair is on the top of my head just falls out instead of turning grey. The beard on the other hand is getting greyer everyday.


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 Post subject: Re: Barry Rozner
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Was listening to Hit and Run while doing some stuff around the house this morning. At one point, Rozner said Darvish would be the Cubs #4, behind Lester, Hendricks, and Quintana (Paraphrasing, but words to the effect "They're all #1s" were uttered). Darvish is their #1, so please stop with him being anything but their ace. Rozner and Ostrowski were pulling muscles slobbering
over the Cubs' collective knob. It was sickening.

As if that wasn't DBoW worthy enough, when the subject of the Nationals was broached, Roznel (sic) said that "I've heard things about Dave Martinez" that make him out to be not quite as important to Joe Maddon as others would have you to believe. Whether or not that's true, he was basically saying he won't be a good manager because of these "things I've heard."

Hmm... Drawing conclusions here, but aren't Rozner and Ryne Sandberg friends? Didn't Rozner write Ryno's HoF speech? And refresh my memory, but what are the allegations/rumors about Cyndi Sandberg? Ah, yes. It's all starting to make sense.

And special mention to Joe Ostrowski: just because you say everything earnestly and with Bernstein-esque conviction...does... not...make...it. true...or...interesting.


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 Post subject: Re: Barry Rozner
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Ed_from_Lisle wrote:
Was listening to Hit and Run while doing some stuff around the house this morning. At one point, Rozner said Darvish would be the Cubs #4, behind Lester, Hendricks, and Quintana (Paraphrasing, but words to the effect "They're all #1s" were uttered). Darvish is their #1, so please stop with him being anything but their ace. Rozner and Ostrowski were pulling muscles slobbering
over the Cubs' collective knob. It was sickening.

As if that wasn't DBoW worthy enough, when the subject of the Nationals was broached, Roznel (sic) said that "I've heard things about Dave Martinez" that make him out to be not quite as important to Joe Maddon as others would have you to believe. Whether or not that's true, he was basically saying he won't be a good manager because of these "things I've heard."

Hmm... Drawing conclusions here, but aren't Rozner and Ryne Sandberg friends? Didn't Rozner write Ryno's HoF speech? And refresh my memory, but what are the allegations/rumors about Cyndi Sandberg? Ah, yes. It's all starting to make sense.

And special mention to Joe Ostrowski: just because you say everything earnestly and with Bernstein-esque conviction...does... not...make...it. true...or...interesting.

Darvish at 4 is caller-level dumb.

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 Post subject: Re: Barry Rozner
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I haven't had hair since I was 22. Cry me a river.

Ah, I thought leash was back.


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 Post subject: Re: Barry Rozner
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the only thing graying on me is my sideburns. its kind of weird but i feel i shouldn't care.


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