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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Cubs "fans"

Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 3:13 pm

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Bob is dismantling subdivision!

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Post subject: Re: Cubs "fans"

Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 3:14 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

You said the same to me today.

This is becoming a little too emotional for you. It's just a message board. No reason to get your heart rate up.

You really think Bob is getting overemotional about this?

Caller Bob wrote:

I tell you want, the Cubs are going to do opening day in style tonight, that's for fucking sure. Not the shit show last week of Sux fans crying cause Uncle Jerry took the last $50 they had till next pay day on concessions. Dumb fucking south siders can't even read a fucking weather report and they they bitch about this and that. Stupid dumb mother fuckers, don't even know the basics of meteorology. Hey fucking morons..it fucking rains in April! Every fucking Sux fan should be given a "Kennedy Lobotomy" along with being fucking sterilized.

Cheers, you fucking losers.

It's like Elmhurst Steve after he huffed too many paint fumes and leash sees himself in him.

In all honesty, that's crap. Steve is the most boring poster on this board. Bob is at least interesting.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Cubs "fans"

Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 3:15 pm

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It won't be long before Cubbie Nation disowns Bob like they have disowned Steve. They're a fickle bunch.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Cubs "fans"

Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 3:18 pm

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can we get Bob into a fight with ltg ? Bob, how do you feel about Thibs ?

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Cubs "fans"

Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 3:18 pm

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

Wow you won't BELIEVE what Rick and FF did to Bob in this thread.

I think Leash predicted his rise. It is a curry soaked phoenix climbing the CFMB tourney bracket and taking on the captains of industry. While I don't have a horse in the race, I am enjoying the fresh perspective and energy of our local racist Wal-Mart greeter.

We used to have this joke on the Yahoo Finance Stock Message Boards about short sellers posting from the insane asylum paid for by hedge funds. I wonder if Caller Bob is "calling" in from the psych ward of a VA hospital. It's a phone bill I'm willing to foot.

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Post subject: Re: Cubs "fans"

Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 3:19 pm

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Bagels wrote:

can we get Bob into a fight with ltg ? Bob, how do you feel about Thibs ?

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Cubs "fans"

Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 3:20 pm

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Bagels wrote:

can we get Bob into a fight with ltg ? Bob, how do you feel about Thibs ?

Been there/done that. See future hall of famer Jahil Okafaor.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Cubs "fans"

Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 3:20 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

It won't be long before Cubbie Nation disowns Bob like they have disowned Steve. They're a fickle bunch.

My love of Bob has nothing to do with the Cubs. It takes a strong person to go after Rick. And the follow-up is pretty impressive. He has to be the prototypical Trump voter.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Cubs "fans"

Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 3:22 pm

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denisdman wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

It won't be long before Cubbie Nation disowns Bob like they have disowned Steve. They're a fickle bunch.

My love of Bob has nothing to do with the Cubs. It takes a strong person to go after Rick. And the follow-up is pretty impressive. He has to be the prototypical Trump voter.

I'm pretty sure all it takes is a fucking pulse. Not the brightest bulb in the shed. Probably went to Purdue CALUMET! Sad!

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Cubs "fans"

Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 3:26 pm

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Caller Bob wrote:

denisdman wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

It won't be long before Cubbie Nation disowns Bob like they have disowned Steve. They're a fickle bunch.

My love of Bob has nothing to do with the Cubs. It takes a strong person to go after Rick. And the follow-up is pretty impressive. He has to be the prototypical Trump voter.

I'm pretty sure all it takes is a fucking pulse. Not the brightest bulb in the shed. Probably went to Purdue CALUMET! Sad!

Its Purdue Northwest now. They had to copy off of IUN

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Post subject: Re: Cubs "fans"

Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 3:26 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

denisdman wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

It won't be long before Cubbie Nation disowns Bob like they have disowned Steve. They're a fickle bunch.

My love of Bob has nothing to do with the Cubs. It takes a strong person to go after Rick. And the follow-up is pretty impressive. He has to be the prototypical Trump voter.

I'm pretty sure all it takes is a fucking pulse. Not the brightest bulb in the shed. Probably went to Purdue CALUMET! Sad!

Its Purdue Northwest now. They had to copy off of IUN

Didn't IUN beat Indiana this year in basketball? :lol:

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Cubs "fans"

Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 3:27 pm

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Caller Bob wrote:

denisdman wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

It won't be long before Cubbie Nation disowns Bob like they have disowned Steve. They're a fickle bunch.

My love of Bob has nothing to do with the Cubs. It takes a strong person to go after Rick. And the follow-up is pretty impressive. He has to be the prototypical Trump voter.

I'm pretty sure all it takes is a fucking pulse. Not the brightest bulb in the shed. Probably went to Purdue CALUMET! Sad!

Maybe you could take some English classes there or at the local community college.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Cubs "fans"

Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 3:29 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

denisdman wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

It won't be long before Cubbie Nation disowns Bob like they have disowned Steve. They're a fickle bunch.

My love of Bob has nothing to do with the Cubs. It takes a strong person to go after Rick. And the follow-up is pretty impressive. He has to be the prototypical Trump voter.

I'm pretty sure all it takes is a fucking pulse. Not the brightest bulb in the shed. Probably went to Purdue CALUMET! Sad!

Maybe you could take some English classes there or at the local community college.

An "English class" sideswipe!.... from a guy that still doesn't understand what a "misquote" is.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Cubs "fans"

Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 3:34 pm

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Not a very interesting post. Work on quality over quantity. You don't want to lose leashyourkids as a fan.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Cubs "fans"

Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 3:43 pm

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denisdman wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

It won't be long before Cubbie Nation disowns Bob like they have disowned Steve. They're a fickle bunch.

My love of Bob has nothing to do with the Cubs. It takes a strong person to go after Rick. And the follow-up is pretty impressive. He has to be the prototypical Trump voter.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Cubs "fans"

Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 3:59 pm

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All this thread has done is further prove the notion that a lot of Cub fans are douchebags.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Cubs "fans"

Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 4:10 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

All this thread has done is further prove the notion that a lot of Cub fans are douchebags.

And a lot of White Sox fans...and Red Sox...and Cardinals...and Dodgers and every other franchise except the Mariners. I bet they are pretty chill in Seattle.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Cubs "fans"

Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 4:11 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

All this thread has done is further prove the notion that a lot of Cub fans are douchebags.

And a lot of White Sox fans...and Red Sox...and Cardinals...and Dodgers and every other franchise except the Mariners. I bet they are pretty chill in Seattle.

The problem with Mariners fans is that a lot of them are also Seahawks fans...and those people are complete asswipes.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Cubs "fans"

Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 4:12 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

All this thread has done is further prove the notion that a lot of Cub fans are douchebags.

And a lot of White Sox fans...and Red Sox...and Cardinals...and Dodgers and every other franchise except the Mariners. I bet they are pretty chill in Seattle.

The problem with Mariners fans is that a lot of them are also Seahawks fans...and those people are complete asswipes.

Good point... gotta be normal fans somewhere. What about the Royals? KC is normal right?

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Post subject: Re: Cubs "fans"

Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 4:15 pm

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There are a lot of Royals fans by RFDC. Thats not a good start.

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Post subject: Re: Cubs "fans"

Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 4:16 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

All this thread has done is further prove the notion that a lot of Cub fans are douchebags.

And a lot of White Sox fans...and Red Sox...and Cardinals...and Dodgers and every other franchise except the Mariners. I bet they are pretty chill in Seattle.

The problem with Mariners fans is that a lot of them are also Seahawks fans...and those people are complete asswipes.

Good point... gotta be normal fans somewhere. What about the Royals? KC is normal right?

Pretty close to St Louis, so you gotta assume they're racist too.

What about the Rays? Boers seems like an alright guy.

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Post subject: Re: Cubs "fans"

Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 4:16 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

All this thread has done is further prove the notion that a lot of Cub fans are douchebags.

And a lot of White Sox fans...and Red Sox...and Cardinals...and Dodgers and every other franchise except the Mariners. I bet they are pretty chill in Seattle.

The problem with Mariners fans is that a lot of them are also Seahawks fans...and those people are complete asswipes.

Good point... gotta be normal fans somewhere. What about the Royals? KC is normal right?

Too close to Kansas...maybe Minnesota.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Cubs "fans"

Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 4:20 pm

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Minnesota is crazy though. Ventura, Bachman, Franken....

TB might not be a bad choice but Florida is full of crazy people.

Maybe Milwaukee or San Diego?

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Cubs "fans"

Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 4:21 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

Minnesota is crazy though. Ventura, Bachman, Franken....

TB might not be a bad choice but Florida is full of crazy people.

Maybe Milwaukee or San Diego?

Milwaukee is cool. San Diego is too California...Maybe Rockies fans? Although, Broncos...

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Post subject: Re: Cubs "fans"

Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 4:21 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

Minnesota is crazy though. Ventura, Bachman, Franken....

TB might not be a bad choice but Florida is full of crazy people.

Maybe Milwaukee or San Diego?

Does San Diego have fans?

Milwaukee might be the best bet. Any group that is mostly Packer fans can't be too bad.

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Post subject: Re: Cubs "fans"

Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 4:22 pm

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They can't be too smart or good-looking either

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Cubs "fans"

Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 4:25 pm

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Denver is pretty normal. Even Broncos fans aren't totally crazy. I don't think they ever fully embraced the Tebow idiocy.

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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 6:29 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

They can't be too smart or good-looking either

Just like Sox fans!

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Cubs "fans"

Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 6:50 pm

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You should probably take a shower with gasoline, then have a smoke.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Cubs "fans"

Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2017 6:54 pm

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Best and Worst of the CTA

Quote:

Most Clueless Riders— Damen on the Blue;Addison on the Red

Last week, I noted that if people are behaving badly on the Blue Line — taking up two seats, talking too loudly on the phone — it's a good bet they're getting off at Damen. Several readers agreed, and also suggested the Addison stop on the Red Line, and some Lakeview stops on the Brown.

It may be that some riders at these stops are new to city living, and do not know that good public transit manners include moving away from doors and putting your backpack at your feet if the train is crowded.

Last week, I spotted a group of young women standing in front of the open doors of a train at Addison, all looking at their phones and not getting on. A harried commuter shooed them onto the train as though they were geese.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-b ... y,amp.html

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