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PostPosted: Tue May 09, 2017 6:32 pm 
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http://deadspin.com/jimmy-johns-says-thats-not-jimmy-john-nude-and-humping-1795065329

At least wait until you get back to the hotel room like a decent human being.

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PostPosted: Tue May 09, 2017 6:36 pm 
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Looks like he came crazy fast.


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PostPosted: Tue May 09, 2017 7:29 pm 
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PostPosted: Tue May 09, 2017 8:22 pm 
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C'mon. Give this guy a break. Who hasn't dry humped a dead shark?


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PostPosted: Tue May 09, 2017 8:29 pm 
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Guys I'm just the messenger.

The Jonah Hill circa 2007 looking SHARK humper was NOT gentle.

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Isn't shark skin like sand paper? How drunk was this guy?


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If Frank won the lottery he would have been my number one suspect.

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PostPosted: Tue May 09, 2017 9:02 pm 
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
If Frank won the lottery he would have been my number one suspect.

If he won the lotto?
Shit I know he didn't and he's still my number 1 suspect.

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PostPosted: Tue May 09, 2017 9:02 pm 
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I hope this fat fuck gets kidnapped by boko haram next time he's trophy hunting.

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PostPosted: Tue May 09, 2017 9:12 pm 
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I don't see the problem here

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PostPosted: Tue May 09, 2017 9:46 pm 
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The shark was asking for it.

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PostPosted: Tue May 09, 2017 9:48 pm 
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Chus wrote:
The shark was asking for it.

Yeah... dressed like that.... it was almost certain it was at a foam party just before.

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The shark was asking for it.

Yeah... dressed like that.... it was almost certain it was at a foam party just before.

The shark partied with the unidentified naked guy BEFORE and AFTER that picture was taken

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Chus wrote:
The shark was asking for it.

Yeah... dressed like that.... it was almost certain it was at a foam party just before.

The shark partied with the unidentified naked guy BEFORE and AFTER that picture was taken

Yup. The shark whispered help.

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This photo was taken while the shark was a student at Indiana university.

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This photo was taken while the shark was a student at Indiana university.

It was an astoundingly typical shark rape.

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PostPosted: Wed May 10, 2017 6:58 am 
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Was he in the milatary?

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the shark ended up partying with the guy the next day so you know... no big deal.


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two other boats passed nearby during the shark humping and snickered


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PostPosted: Wed May 10, 2017 7:36 am 
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1) I don't believe that is the proper way to hump a shark

2) The humper is Quad Cities Pat

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