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PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2017 9:46 pm 
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“THIS LOOKS SHOPPED. I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.”


keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better

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I wouldn't fuck Kathy Griffin's dick with jimmypasta's vagina.


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“THIS LOOKS SHOPPED. I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.”


I need to see if the carpet matches the drapes.

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Chus wrote:
ToxicMasculinity wrote:
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I wouldn't fuck Kathy Griffin's dick with jimmypasta's vagina.


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“THIS LOOKS SHOPPED. I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.”


I need to see if the carpet matches the drapes.

There's no way she doesn't keep that thing smoother than Billy Dee Williams.

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PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2017 10:02 pm 
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Looks like I've successfully derailed this thread.

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Jimmy. Real talk. How would you feel if Kevin James did this, but took it a step further and had his buddy Adam Sandler direct him in a video showing him doing this to "Trump" while dancing around to a Paul Revere and the Raiders song...similar to Reservoir Dogs.

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Jimmy. Real talk. How would you feel if Kevin James did this, but took it a step further and had his buddy Adam Sandler direct him in a video showing him doing this to "Trump" while dancing around to a Paul Revere and the Raiders song...similar to Reservoir Dogs.


Anything that puts Kevin James in federal pound him in the ass prison would be an end to our long national nightmare

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Chus wrote:
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I wouldn't fuck Kathy Griffin's dick with jimmypasta's vagina.


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“THIS LOOKS SHOPPED. I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.”


I need to see if the carpet matches the drapes.

There's no way she doesn't keep that thing smoother than Billy Dee Williams.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Waiting for the flipped pic. i.e Trump holding her head...


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Waiting for the flipped pic. i.e Trump holding her head...

Watch Trump then be dumb enough to retweet that picture :lol:

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Who gives a fuck? People just want to be outraged about everything.

The only thing I would say is that liberals should get off their high horse and stop acting like "we go high", because they don't.

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I wouldn't fuck Kathy Griffin's dick with jimmypasta's vagina.


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Weird how the bikini top is photoshopped on or just hanging there. No strap around to the back under her arms.

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Who gives a fuck? People just want to be outraged about everything.

The only thing I would say is that liberals should get off their high horse and stop acting like "we go high", because they don't.
Respect the office.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Who gives a fuck? People just want to be outraged about everything.

The only thing I would say is that liberals should get off their high horse and stop acting like "we go high", because they don't.


Is it okay to call Kathy Griffin a racist?

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Kathy grew up not far from me in Oak Park. She is close to me in age. I wonder if maybe we crossed paths back in the 70's....hmmmm!


"Hmmm" is the noise she would be making while I'm flipping AM Rock stations in my classic 77 Mustang.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Who gives a fuck? People just want to be outraged about everything.

The only thing I would say is that liberals should get off their high horse and stop acting like "we go high", because they don't.


Nah, bruh. When they go low, we go covfefe.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Who gives a fuck? People just want to be outraged about everything.

The only thing I would say is that liberals should get off their high horse and stop acting like "we go high", because they don't.
Respect the office.

That's bullshit. The office is not worthy of respect and hasn't been worthy of in my lifetime. Fuck The POTUS, all of them. Every one post Ike has been a fucking war criminal and ignored his warnings about the military industrial complex. Heck, they've all grown it.

Even our Nobel Peace Prize winner loved drone bombing weddings. He took over that role from G I wanna invade Iraq for their nucular (sic) weapons Dubya. Trump is continuing that role nicely.

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Jerry called it back in 1998...

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Strange aside...Andy Dick was elected Homecoming King while attending Joliet West in the mid-80's. :drunken:

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I wouldn't fuck Kathy Griffin's dick with jimmypasta's vagina.


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Weird how the bikini top is photoshopped on or just hanging there. No strap around to the back under her arms.


No hips either


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DRUDGE REPORT‏ @DRUDGE_REPORT 2m2 minutes ago

CNN CUTS HER! http://bit.ly/2rpmuQy


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DRUDGE REPORT‏ @DRUDGE_REPORT 2m2 minutes ago

CNN CUTS HER! http://bit.ly/2rpmuQy


can't imagine a better NYE than watching Kathy Griffin on CNN


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DRUDGE REPORT‏ @DRUDGE_REPORT 2m2 minutes ago

CNN CUTS HER! http://bit.ly/2rpmuQy


can't imagine a better NYE than watching Kathy Griffin on CNN


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Once again proving that by and large, women comedians just aren't funny.


Kristen Wiig was dope on SNL. McKinnon's got the best characters. Tina Fey ran the whole show back in the mid 2000s.


Yep....also give props to Amy Poehler....I still cry laughing watching this.
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/ ... 2327?snl=1

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Once again proving that by and large, women comedians just aren't funny.


Kristen Wiig was dope on SNL. McKinnon's got the best characters. Tina Fey ran the whole show back in the mid 2000s.


Yep....also give props to Amy Poehler....I still cry laughing watching this.
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/ ... 2327?snl=1

I agree there are some seriously funny women alive right now.

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ok from the "you can't make this shit up" department, did you know that kathy griffin is very probably planning to sue Trump/Family for all of the "bullying" she's received in the wake of that instagram post/pic where she was holding up a decapitated head of donald trump?

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(also, when i uploaded this img to imgur it literally put a "lol" in the imgur filename/URL #MetaCommentary =)

seriously, 2017: what the fuck is going on?!?!!?

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ok from the "you can't make this shit up" department, did you know that kathy griffin is very probably planning to sue Trump/Family for all of the "bullying" she's received in the wake of that instagram post/pic where she was holding up a decapitated head of donald trump?

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(also, when i uploaded this img to imgur it literally put a "lol" in the imgur filename/URL #MetaCommentary =)

seriously, 2017: what the fuck is going on?!?!!?


Only in modern America can you post a picture of yourself decapitating the president in effigy and then claim you were bullied.


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Wow! The shame and humiliation she cost herself was not enough.

She want's to trump that.


Followed in her mommy's footsteps:

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