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PostPosted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 6:53 am 
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Gay's just upset because his dad hasn't come back from buying cigarettes.
Can you blame his dad?


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 7:10 am 
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Hockey Gay has two older brothers.

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Hockey Gay has two older brothers.


He seems like the daddy issues type.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 8:41 am 
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i have 3 daughters, i just couldn't chance a 4th. we are trying to garner a boy through foster care so my chances of a super athlete are pretty high.


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i have 3 daughters, i just couldn't chance a 4th. we are trying to garner a boy through foster care so my chances of a super athlete are pretty high.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 8:45 am 
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I have 3 kids. Nomination supported.

I only wanted 2.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 4:10 pm 
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I have three, only wanted two but we only had two pregnancies... Do I get a special dispensation? Clearly my swimmers are so alpha that they just kept fertilizing eggs at will.

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I have three, only wanted two but we only had two pregnancies... Do I get a special dispensation? Clearly my swimmers are so alpha that they just kept fertilizing eggs at will.

All I have to do is wave Mr. Happy in front of the vagina and Boom. When I was in the process of divorcing wife #1 my present and final wife was already living with me. March 2003. She bet I could not have her pregnant by May 2003. Wrong. My youngest born Feb. 2004. We married 2/7/04 a week before the birth.


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Well, I am man who had to be snipped twice to get the job done because, well, I apparently have Wolverine like healing power six years later.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 9:33 pm 
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Well, I am man who had to be snipped twice to get the job done because, well, I apparently have Wolverine like healing power six years later.

Oh shit really :(


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Scooter wrote:
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Well, I am man who had to be snipped twice to get the job done because, well, I apparently have Wolverine like healing power six years later.

Oh shit really :(


Yeah, it was odd. It sucks to have it done once....but twice. Luckily it has been second time a charm. And we only have two kids.

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denisdman wrote:
Scooter wrote:
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Well, I am man who had to be snipped twice to get the job done because, well, I apparently have Wolverine like healing power six years later.

Oh shit really :(


Yeah, it was odd. It sucks to have it done once....but twice. Luckily it has been second time a charm. And we only have two kids.

Are you sure :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Pulte did his vasectomy the 1st time.


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Pulte did his vasectomy the 1st time.

:lol: :lol:

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Scooter wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
I have three, only wanted two but we only had two pregnancies... Do I get a special dispensation? Clearly my swimmers are so alpha that they just kept fertilizing eggs at will.

All I have to do is wave Mr. Happy in front of the vagina and Boom. When I was in the process of divorcing wife #1 my present and final wife was already living with me. March 2003. She bet I could not have her pregnant by May 2003. Wrong. My youngest born Feb. 2004. We married 2/7/04 a week before the birth.


You know she tricked you into raising someone else's kid, right?

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Pulte did his vasectomy the 1st time.

:lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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SpiralStairs wrote:
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
I have three, only wanted two but we only had two pregnancies... Do I get a special dispensation? Clearly my swimmers are so alpha that they just kept fertilizing eggs at will.

All I have to do is wave Mr. Happy in front of the vagina and Boom. When I was in the process of divorcing wife #1 my present and final wife was already living with me. March 2003. She bet I could not have her pregnant by May 2003. Wrong. My youngest born Feb. 2004. We married 2/7/04 a week before the birth.


You know she tricked you into raising someone else's kid, right?

No I know my daughter is mine. She can hit a softball and play volleyball without falling down. All Kell could do was pitch.


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I guess I might be snapping out of things. I almost made a joke here.

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