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Caller Bob
PostPosted: Mon Jun 12, 2017 4:17 pm 
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Yeah, I'm looking at you asshole. You can't even offer then tech serving your house a restroom break or a glass of icewater. I hope the next tech you hire rapes you and your entire family.
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The official board position is the only workers who don't deserve respect are those workers on minimum wage.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
The official board position is the only workers who don't deserve respect are those workers on minimum wage.


And truck drivers.

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sjboyd0137 wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
The official board position is the only workers who don't deserve respect are those workers on minimum wage.


And truck drivers.
I thank them for their service.

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Caller Bob wrote:
Yeah, I'm looking at you asshole. You can't even offer then tech serving your house a restroom break or a glass of icewater. I hope the next tech you hire rapes you and your entire family.


I'm sure if you just ask Darko, he'll let you suck his dick.

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Caller Bob
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Caller Bob wrote:
Yeah, I'm looking at you asshole. You can't even offer then tech serving your house a restroom break or a glass of icewater. I hope the next tech you hire rapes you and your entire family.


I'm sure if you just ask Darko, he'll let you suck his dick.

That's gotta be worth a brand new ac unit for free, right?
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Hank Scorpio
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Quick straw poll at the office and we are at 5 for 5 in 'yes, offer a water to a repair/utility/delivery guy'. Maybe he's working in a shitty town today :lol:

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Caller Bob wrote:
Yeah, I'm looking at you asshole. You can't even offer then tech serving your house a restroom break or a glass of icewater. I hope the next tech you hire rapes you and your entire family.


I'm sure if you just ask Darko, he'll let you suck his dick.

That's gotta be worth a brand new ac unit for free, right?

:lol:

Just make sure you cradle the balls.

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Maybe he's working in a shitty town today :lol:

I don't think Darkside's work ever sends him to Indiana.

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Hank Scorpio
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Maybe he's working in a shitty town today :lol:

I don't think Darkside's work ever sends him to Indiana.


More the pity, he would have so many offers of water he would fill two jugs of urine.

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Peoria Matt
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Caller Bob wrote:
Yeah, I'm looking at you asshole. You can't even offer then tech serving your house a restroom break or a glass of icewater. I hope the next tech you hire rapes you and your entire family.


Amen on that one. 1st thing I ask them is do you want a drink and show them where the bathroom is.

Of course, it's the bathroom I never use but the gesture comes from the heart.
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Only electricians get water. Plumbers get my acknowledgment. HVAC techs can't come inside.

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denisdman
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Caller Bob wrote:
Jbi11s wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
Yeah, I'm looking at you asshole. You can't even offer then tech serving your house a restroom break or a glass of icewater. I hope the next tech you hire rapes you and your entire family.


I'm sure if you just ask Darko, he'll let you suck his dick.

That's gotta be worth a brand new ac unit for free, right?


A small wall unit at most. But if you swallow....

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Peoria Matt
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denisdman wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
Jbi11s wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
Yeah, I'm looking at you asshole. You can't even offer then tech serving your house a restroom break or a glass of icewater. I hope the next tech you hire rapes you and your entire family.


I'm sure if you just ask Darko, he'll let you suck his dick.

That's gotta be worth a brand new ac unit for free, right?


A small wall unit at most. But if you swallow....


That's cold.
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You know who doesn't have to worry about being offered water at their workplace? Successful people. Be better, choose a better career .

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Don Tiny
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Peoria Matt wrote:
denisdman wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
Jbi11s wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
Yeah, I'm looking at you asshole. You can't even offer then tech serving your house a restroom break or a glass of icewater. I hope the next tech you hire rapes you and your entire family.


I'm sure if you just ask Darko, he'll let you suck his dick.

That's gotta be worth a brand new ac unit for free, right?


A small wall unit at most. But if you swallow....


That's cold.

It damn well better be.

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Bagels
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why can't you bring your own beverages
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Don Tiny
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Bagels wrote:
why can't you bring your own beverages

I suppose you would expect him to take a cooler and ice along too? You people ..... smh.

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Bagels
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Bagels wrote:
why can't you bring your own beverages

I suppose you would expect him to take a cooler and ice along too? You people ..... smh.


What's wrong with room temperature water
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Scooter
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I am asked almost every stop if I want a bottle of water or if I need anything for my drive back. I usually reply No Thank You as I keep a cooler of beverages in my van. Most techs do the same I guess.
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denisdman
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Scooter wrote:
I am asked almost every stop if I want a bottle of water or if I need anything for my drive back. I usually reply No Thank You as I keep a cooler of beverages in my van. Most techs do the same I guess.


At my house you'd be offered Grey Goose, and we'd give you some doggy biscuits on the way out for the Beagle.

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Darkside
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I do keep a cooler with gatorades and water in the heat but sometimes i accept a cold drink. My cooler can only do so much when its 95 out and my truck is sitting in the sun for a couple hours.

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denisdman
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I do keep a cooler with gatorades and water in the heat but sometimes i accept a cold drink. My cooler can only do so much when its 95 out and my truck is sitting in the sun for a couple hours.


Hopefully you can roll the time and a half paychecks into and extra special LM Fest this year. Hoffy already talking about his urine stream.

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Darkside
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Yeah...
About lakemoorfest...

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Darkside wrote:
Yeah...
About lakemoorfest...


Please continue...you need donations?

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Darkside wrote:
Yeah...
About lakemoorfest...


Please continue...you need donations?

I dont need donations.

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denisdman wrote:
Scooter wrote:
I am asked almost every stop if I want a bottle of water or if I need anything for my drive back. I usually reply No Thank You as I keep a cooler of beverages in my van. Most techs do the same I guess.


At my house you'd be offered Grey Goose, and we'd give you some doggy biscuits on the way out for the Beagle.

I would love a call at your place dude. Of course with all the hospitality I would not leave soon enough for you. I would bring the real Scooter as well. :D 8) :lol:
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Darkside wrote:
denisdman wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Yeah...
About lakemoorfest...


Please continue...you need donations?

I dont need donations.


Well, we're waiting....

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