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PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 2017 9:59 am 
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... or as my redneck uncle calls them, "shittin' bitches."

Worst animal on the planet. They even give coyotes a purpose.

How long do we have to wait in the road for these fuckers to arrogantly stroll away? It's like they're going slow on purpose so they can piss you off and shit in the road five times.

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 Post subject: Re: Geese
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Just drive thru 'em. We don't have a deal with geese.

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 Post subject: Re: Geese
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Doxx them


There is no doubt they would play the victim card. If Geese were human, they would play identity politics like nobody's business. They'd be loud-mouthed assholes always going to town hall meetings and bitching about speed limits and "protected classes."

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 Post subject: Re: Geese
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 Post subject: Re: Geese
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Geese are the Julie DiCaro of the bird world.

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 Post subject: Re: Geese
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sjboyd0137 wrote:
Geese are the Julie DiCaro of the bird world.

Damn dude, don't insult the Geese like that

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 Post subject: Re: Geese
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One of those ignorant fuckers obstinately stood in the middle of the bike path on the Northwestern lakefill while I rode right at him at 20 mph.

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 Post subject: Re: Geese
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More and more every year too. I'm always stunned when I head back to my folks home how many I see. We are getting more and more Snow geese out here but at least that's only seven days a year. Those things come in like a horde of locusts.


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 Post subject: Re: Geese
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One of those ignorant fuckers obstinately stood in the middle of the bike path on the Northwestern lakefill while I rode right at him at 20 mph.

I hope you yelled, "On your right!" (or left)

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 Post subject: Re: Geese
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
One of those ignorant fuckers obstinately stood in the middle of the bike path on the Northwestern lakefill while I rode right at him at 20 mph.


Not surprising... they don't even move for cars!

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 Post subject: Re: Geese
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Worst animal on the planet.



I would like to nominate chipmunks.

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 Post subject: Re: Geese
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How long do we have to wait in the road for these fuckers to arrogantly stroll away? It's like they're going slow on purpose so they can piss you off and shit in the road five times.


If you lay on the horn they usually move faster.


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 Post subject: Re: Geese
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leashyourkids wrote:
How long do we have to wait in the road for these fuckers to arrogantly stroll away? It's like they're going slow on purpose so they can piss you off and shit in the road five times.


If you lay on the horn they usually move faster.


That works for senior citizens too.

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 Post subject: Re: Geese
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Just drive thru 'em.

Good reference, bad idea.

Open road Sunday morning a million years ago ... 50mph or so on a 3-lane road ... come to think of it, it was just past Gary Ave & 64 (North Ave for the city folk) ... two geese decide to land in the lane I'm in maybe 400' ahead of me ... one got out in time, the other got up but ended up having a close encounter with my windshield. Dumb bastards.


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 Post subject: Re: Geese
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I'm stunned that road ever had open traffic. I'm thinking maybe it wasn't horrible in early 90's but my memory is pretty foggy and usually used 38 or Army back in the day.


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Worst animal on the planet.



I would like to nominate chipmunks.

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 Post subject: Re: Geese
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I had a goose sitting in front of my office doorway for about 3 months trying to hatch baby geese. It had a male goose there to scare away intruders also. After seeing this poor momma goose sitting in all kinds of weather during the end of winter,one day it was gone and so were the eggs.

FUCKING RACCOONS!

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 Post subject: Re: Geese
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I'm stunned that road ever had open traffic. I'm thinking maybe it wasn't horrible in early 90's but my memory is pretty foggy and usually used 38 or Army back in the day.


T'was a Sunday morning ... probably around the 7:00am mark.

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 Post subject: Re: Geese
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Bump.

I’m out in front of everything on this board. I have a Masters in this shit.

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 Post subject: Re: Geese
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leashyourkids wrote:
Bump.

I’m out in front of everything on this board. I have a Masters in this shit.


You have "locked" up this subject. All that's missing is accusing geese of being Zionist Jews.

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 Post subject: Re: Geese
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leashyourkids wrote:
Bump.

I’m out in front of everything on this board. I have a Masters in this shit.


You have "locked" up this subject. All that's missing is accusing geese of being Zionist Jews.


LTG already started a post on that.

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 Post subject: Re: Geese
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Just drive thru 'em.

Good reference, bad idea.

Open road Sunday morning a million years ago ... 50mph or so on a 3-lane road ... come to think of it, it was just past Gary Ave & 64 (North Ave for the city folk) ... two geese decide to land in the lane I'm in maybe 400' ahead of me ... one got out in time, the other got up but ended up having a close encounter with my windshield. Dumb bastards.


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I have NEVER in my life seen so many geese before I lived in Carol Steam. It is infested with Geese!


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 Post subject: Re: Geese
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