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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Fri Jul 07, 2017 9:59 am ] |
| Post subject: | Geese |
... or as my redneck uncle calls them, "shittin' bitches." Worst animal on the planet. They even give coyotes a purpose. How long do we have to wait in the road for these fuckers to arrogantly stroll away? It's like they're going slow on purpose so they can piss you off and shit in the road five times. |
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| Author: | Jbi11s [ Fri Jul 07, 2017 10:01 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Geese |
Doxx them |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Fri Jul 07, 2017 10:01 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Geese |
Just drive thru 'em. We don't have a deal with geese. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Fri Jul 07, 2017 10:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Geese |
Jbi11s wrote: Doxx them There is no doubt they would play the victim card. If Geese were human, they would play identity politics like nobody's business. They'd be loud-mouthed assholes always going to town hall meetings and bitching about speed limits and "protected classes." |
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| Author: | IMU [ Fri Jul 07, 2017 10:08 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Geese |
shakes wrote: What is the point of this thread?
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Fri Jul 07, 2017 10:09 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Geese |
Geese are the Julie DiCaro of the bird world. |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Fri Jul 07, 2017 10:10 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Geese |
sjboyd0137 wrote: Geese are the Julie DiCaro of the bird world. Damn dude, don't insult the Geese like that |
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| Author: | Joe Orr Road Rod [ Fri Jul 07, 2017 10:13 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Geese |
One of those ignorant fuckers obstinately stood in the middle of the bike path on the Northwestern lakefill while I rode right at him at 20 mph. |
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| Author: | Drunk Squirrel [ Fri Jul 07, 2017 10:18 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Geese |
More and more every year too. I'm always stunned when I head back to my folks home how many I see. We are getting more and more Snow geese out here but at least that's only seven days a year. Those things come in like a horde of locusts. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Fri Jul 07, 2017 10:19 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Geese |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: One of those ignorant fuckers obstinately stood in the middle of the bike path on the Northwestern lakefill while I rode right at him at 20 mph. I hope you yelled, "On your right!" (or left) |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Fri Jul 07, 2017 10:27 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Geese |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: One of those ignorant fuckers obstinately stood in the middle of the bike path on the Northwestern lakefill while I rode right at him at 20 mph. Not surprising... they don't even move for cars! |
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| Author: | Chus [ Fri Jul 07, 2017 11:01 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Geese |
leashyourkids wrote: Worst animal on the planet. I would like to nominate chipmunks. |
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| Author: | Tad Queasy [ Fri Jul 07, 2017 11:21 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Geese |
leashyourkids wrote: How long do we have to wait in the road for these fuckers to arrogantly stroll away? It's like they're going slow on purpose so they can piss you off and shit in the road five times. If you lay on the horn they usually move faster. |
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| Author: | Killer V [ Fri Jul 07, 2017 11:25 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Geese |
Tad Queasy wrote: leashyourkids wrote: How long do we have to wait in the road for these fuckers to arrogantly stroll away? It's like they're going slow on purpose so they can piss you off and shit in the road five times. If you lay on the horn they usually move faster. That works for senior citizens too. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Fri Jul 07, 2017 11:28 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Geese |
Frank Coztansa wrote: Just drive thru 'em. Good reference, bad idea. Open road Sunday morning a million years ago ... 50mph or so on a 3-lane road ... come to think of it, it was just past Gary Ave & 64 (North Ave for the city folk) ... two geese decide to land in the lane I'm in maybe 400' ahead of me ... one got out in time, the other got up but ended up having a close encounter with my windshield. Dumb bastards. 
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| Author: | Drunk Squirrel [ Fri Jul 07, 2017 12:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Geese |
I'm stunned that road ever had open traffic. I'm thinking maybe it wasn't horrible in early 90's but my memory is pretty foggy and usually used 38 or Army back in the day. |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Fri Jul 07, 2017 12:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Geese |
Chus wrote: leashyourkids wrote: Worst animal on the planet. I would like to nominate chipmunks. 
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Fri Jul 07, 2017 12:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Geese |
I had a goose sitting in front of my office doorway for about 3 months trying to hatch baby geese. It had a male goose there to scare away intruders also. After seeing this poor momma goose sitting in all kinds of weather during the end of winter,one day it was gone and so were the eggs. FUCKING RACCOONS! 
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Fri Jul 07, 2017 1:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Geese |
Drunk Squirrel wrote: I'm stunned that road ever had open traffic. I'm thinking maybe it wasn't horrible in early 90's but my memory is pretty foggy and usually used 38 or Army back in the day. T'was a Sunday morning ... probably around the 7:00am mark. |
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| Author: | donspiracy [ Fri Jul 07, 2017 7:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Geese |
The Louisville Slugger does travel. Just give me an address. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Mon Nov 13, 2017 4:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Geese |
Bump. I’m out in front of everything on this board. I have a Masters in this shit. |
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| Author: | ToxicMasculinity [ Mon Nov 13, 2017 4:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Geese |
leashyourkids wrote: Bump. I’m out in front of everything on this board. I have a Masters in this shit. You have "locked" up this subject. All that's missing is accusing geese of being Zionist Jews. |
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| Author: | SuperMario [ Tue Nov 14, 2017 8:35 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Geese |
ToxicMasculinity wrote: leashyourkids wrote: Bump. I’m out in front of everything on this board. I have a Masters in this shit. You have "locked" up this subject. All that's missing is accusing geese of being Zionist Jews. LTG already started a post on that. |
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| Author: | Cashman [ Tue Nov 14, 2017 10:06 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Geese |
Don Tiny wrote: Frank Coztansa wrote: Just drive thru 'em. Good reference, bad idea. Open road Sunday morning a million years ago ... 50mph or so on a 3-lane road ... come to think of it, it was just past Gary Ave & 64 (North Ave for the city folk) ... two geese decide to land in the lane I'm in maybe 400' ahead of me ... one got out in time, the other got up but ended up having a close encounter with my windshield. Dumb bastards. I have NEVER in my life seen so many geese before I lived in Carol Steam. It is infested with Geese! |
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| Author: | Goose [ Tue Nov 14, 2017 10:46 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Geese |
No, boys. There's two “O”s in Goose |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Tue Nov 14, 2017 10:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Geese |
Goose wrote: No, boys. There's two “O”s in Goose 
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