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Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Wed Aug 02, 2017 3:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Elmwood Park Man Caught Masturbating in Backyard

:lol: :lol: :lol:

https://patch.com/illinois/oakpark/man-caught-masturbating-camera-strangers-backyard-still-large-elmwood-park-police

Author:  Joe Orr Road Rod [ Wed Aug 02, 2017 3:23 pm ]
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jimmypasta taking a stroll around the old neighborhood!

Author:  denisdman [ Wed Aug 02, 2017 3:26 pm ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
jimmypasta taking a stroll around the old neighborhood!


Making his family recipe alfredo sauce.

Author:  Caller Bob [ Wed Aug 02, 2017 3:29 pm ]
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You should probably update the thread title to clearly indicate it wasn't HIS backyard.

If you can't masturbate in your own backyard or garage(tip of cap to Leash) I don't want to live in this fucking country anymore.

That's probably why Pulte builds the side facing garages, right Denis?

Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Wed Aug 02, 2017 3:30 pm ]
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Caller Bob wrote:
You should probably update the thread title to clearly indicate it wasn't HIS backyard.


We all have our limits, including characters allowed in titles.

Author:  Caller Bob [ Wed Aug 02, 2017 3:31 pm ]
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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
You should probably update the thread title to clearly indicate it wasn't HIS backyard.


We all have our limits, including characters allowed in titles.


I understand that, but said ownership of backyard kind of is a show stopper here.

Author:  Peoria Matt [ Wed Aug 02, 2017 3:45 pm ]
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You can't beat that.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Wed Aug 02, 2017 5:25 pm ]
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Get this jerk off the streets!

Author:  jimmypasta [ Wed Aug 02, 2017 6:24 pm ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
jimmypasta taking a stroll around the old neighborhood!


I'll go get the kleenex,I'll go get the kleenex.

Author:  Peoria Matt [ Wed Aug 02, 2017 7:27 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Get this jerk off the streets!


:lol:

Nicely done.

Author:  DannyB [ Wed Aug 02, 2017 7:32 pm ]
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If he escaped in a 79 Trans Am, it was obviously Aintny DiGiovanni. Porkin' broads aint as easy as it used to be.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Wed Aug 02, 2017 8:19 pm ]
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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:

I knew that was why FrAjent was asking about security cameras!

Author:  Peoria Matt [ Wed Aug 02, 2017 8:20 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:

I knew that was why FrAjent was asking about security cameras!



:lol:

I forgot all about that.

Author:  W_Z [ Wed Aug 02, 2017 8:36 pm ]
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Jack Mehoffer

Author:  FrankDrebin [ Thu Aug 03, 2017 11:10 am ]
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I guess he got bored sitting in his garage when it rains.

Author:  a retard [ Thu Aug 03, 2017 7:32 pm ]
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Do Elmwood Park residents typically have security cameras facing their back yards?

Author:  Free Ajent [ Thu Aug 03, 2017 7:36 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:

I knew that was why FrAjent was asking about security cameras!

Image

Author:  Telegram Sam [ Thu Aug 03, 2017 7:42 pm ]
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a genius wrote:
Do Elmwood Park residents typically have security cameras facing their back yards?


I can think of a few reasons why they would, but they are rooted in egregious, almost cartoonish, and demographically outdated stereotypes of Italian Americans.

Move it up the street to Norridge and I can re-jigger it into a Polish joke if you'd like.

Author:  Baby McNown [ Thu Aug 03, 2017 9:34 pm ]
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Telegram Sam wrote:
a genius wrote:
Do Elmwood Park residents typically have security cameras facing their back yards?


I can think of a few reasons why they would, but they are rooted in egregious, almost cartoonish, and demographically outdated stereotypes of Italian Americans.

Move it up the street to Norridge and I can re-jigger it into a Polish joke if you'd like.

It was on the north side of the tracks. Speaking polish is becoming a prerequisite.

Author:  Hatchetman [ Fri Aug 04, 2017 8:42 am ]
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a genius wrote:
Do Elmwood Park residents typically have security cameras facing their back yards?


yes they do.

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