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 Post subject: Chris Foerster
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Maybe this should be a Shout Out depending on your viewpoint.

Miami Dolphins O-Line coach Chris Foerster was caught on video snorting cocaine and talking to a model about it. Transcript from the video:

Hey babe. Miss you. Thinking about you. How ‘bout me going into a meeting, and doing this before I go? [snort] There’s those big grains falling, but I miss you. I miss you a lot. [snort] What do you think? Crazy? I know, babe. It’s gonna be a while before we can do this again, because I know you’re going to keep that baby[?]. But I think about you when I do it. I think about how much I miss you, how hot we got together. How much fun it was. So much fun. Last little bit before I go to my meeting. [snort] [inaudible] You think? I think not. I wish I was licking this off your pussy.

Maybe after that he should be in the Shout Out. He also has since resigned.

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Someone please put a John Facenda narration and a Sam Spence musical piece over that video.

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Someone please put a John Facenda narration and a Sam Spence musical piece over that video.


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Shouldn’t he have been offered paid treatment?

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 Post subject: Re: Chris Foerster
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I hope this dude did something terrible to that chick b/c what she did was horrific otherwise.

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 Post subject: Re: Chris Foerster
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Has he been hanging around with Kristen Cavallari?

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Had no idea this was a fire-able offense. Feel bad for him.

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No room for drugs in the NFL.

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No room for drugs in the NFL.


Now go back to our drug room and take these 13 pills before the game.

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I hope this dude did something terrible to that chick b/c what she did was horrific otherwise.


She said she did it because white people have been treating protesting NFL players unfairly.


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Hatchetman wrote:
I hope this dude did something terrible to that chick b/c what she did was horrific otherwise.


She said she did it because white people have been treating protesting NFL players unfairly.




I thought this was a bad joke.. Wow

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If those were ground up Percs from a team doctor, he should be A-ok. But since it's coke, that's a big no-no. :roll:

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“The white people mad at me like I forced blow down this mans nose and like I recorded it on tha low,” Sherrod wrote on Facebook. “No those are his habits and he recorded himself and sent it to me professing his love. So quick to make excuses for him but will roast a minority player over an anthem, dog fights, weed, domestic issues etc. But y’all keep saying ALL LIVES MATTER STFU‼️”

“My point is everyone has to be held accountable for their decisions,” she also said in a since-deleted Facebook comment. “They roast players over anthems while the coaches be high as (expletive).”


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He also owes the IES a shit ton of money. Better not let this guy near any bridges.

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I have a favor to ask of this board.

Could someone who has video editing skills splice this in as the soundtrack to the video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W12J7BYlj-E

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“The white people mad at me like I forced blow down this mans nose and like I recorded it on tha low,” Sherrod wrote on Facebook. “No those are his habits and he recorded himself and sent it to me professing his love. So quick to make excuses for him but will roast a minority player over an anthem, dog fights, weed, domestic issues etc. But y’all keep saying ALL LIVES MATTER STFU‼️”

“My point is everyone has to be held accountable for their decisions,” she also said in a since-deleted Facebook comment. “They roast players over anthems while the coaches be high as (expletive).”


TIL snorting cocaine and smoking weed is the same as beating your spouse or torturing helpless animals. Jesus fucking Christ.


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“The white people mad at me like I forced blow down this mans nose and like I recorded it on tha low,” Sherrod wrote on Facebook. “No those are his habits and he recorded himself and sent it to me professing his love. So quick to make excuses for him but will roast a minority player over an anthem, dog fights, weed, domestic issues etc. But y’all keep saying ALL LIVES MATTER STFU‼️”




So dog fights and beating your wife is ok, but tooting a line or two at your desk is the problem?

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“The white people mad at me like I forced blow down this mans nose and like I recorded it on tha low,” Sherrod wrote on Facebook. “No those are his habits and he recorded himself and sent it to me professing his love. So quick to make excuses for him but will roast a minority player over an anthem, dog fights, weed, domestic issues etc. But y’all keep saying ALL LIVES MATTER STFU‼️”




So dog fights and beating your wife is ok, but tooting a line or two at your desk is the problem?


Cocaine is white privilege and dog fighting is their culture, educate yourselves wypipo.

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“The white people mad at me like I forced blow down this mans nose and like I recorded it on tha low,” Sherrod wrote on Facebook. “No those are his habits and he recorded himself and sent it to me professing his love. So quick to make excuses for him but will roast a minority player over an anthem, dog fights, weed, domestic issues etc. But y’all keep saying ALL LIVES MATTER STFU‼️”




So dog fights and beating your wife is ok, but tooting a line or two at your desk is the problem?


Cocaine is white privilege and dog fighting is their culture, educate yourselves wypipo.

who? football players, left handers, or black people?


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“The white people mad at me like I forced blow down this mans nose and like I recorded it on tha low,” Sherrod wrote on Facebook. “No those are his habits and he recorded himself and sent it to me professing his love. So quick to make excuses for him but will roast a minority player over an anthem, dog fights, weed, domestic issues etc. But y’all keep saying ALL LIVES MATTER STFU‼️”




So dog fights and beating your wife is ok, but tooting a line or two at your desk is the problem?


Cocaine is white privilege and dog fighting is their culture, educate yourselves wypipo.

who? football players, left handers, or black people?


Vick is a 3 time loser


Yes to all three.

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So now people have to resign for doing drugs away from their job? This country sucks.

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So now people have to resign for doing drugs away from their job? This country sucks.


Not to be that guy, but the video was from inside the training facility.

I don't have a problem with cociane but don't do it on the conference table.

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So now people have to resign for doing drugs away from their job? This country sucks.


Not to be that guy, but the video was from inside the training facility.

I don't have a problem with cociane but don't do it on the conference table.

:lol: I didn't realize that part. Nevermind.

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So now people have to resign for doing drugs away from their job? This country sucks.


Not to be that guy, but the video was from inside the training facility.

I don't have a problem with cociane but don't do it on the conference table.

:lol: I didn't realize that part. Nevermind.


Haha. Yeah. In fact, it was apparently right before he went into a meeting. So not only was it on company property, he went into the meeting high on coke.

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leashyourkids wrote:
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So now people have to resign for doing drugs away from their job? This country sucks.


Not to be that guy, but the video was from inside the training facility.

I don't have a problem with cociane but don't do it on the conference table.

:lol: I didn't realize that part. Nevermind.

Also, maybe dont record it.

Just say you're doing coke. She'll believe you.


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[ he went into the meeting high on coke.


I don't blame him if his meetings are anything like mine.

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I wouldn't care as long as it made him more engaged in the meetings.

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I wouldn't care as long as it made him more engaged in the meetings.

It's called Bolivian Marching powder.

Football is WAR.

It makes sense.


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