From the article:

"They can fly a long ways," Woods told the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette last year. "We treat the turkeys right. That may sound ironic, but we don't abuse those turkeys. We coddle and pet those turkeys. We're good to them."

Easy Lennie.

Even if these are wild type they’d have been raised o. A fam thus not developing the flight muscles they’d need. I love watching the wild ones around here when I’m in a deerstand. Graceful is not a word I’d describe their ascent to their roost at night. Their decent us pretty good though.

The broad breasted we eat would likely fly or glide as well as a bag of rocks.

Is it too much to ask these shit kickers to not throw live animals from an airplane?

Inhumane. Fuck them.

Turkeys can fly, but it's very limited. Usually just enough to fly into windshields.

This is fucked up, though. Fuck these assholes.

aren't there wild turkeys down around U of C.

Arkansas is a state of surprising natural beauty, esp compared to pancake-flat Illinois. maybe these local yokels do these things on purpose to keep us Yankees from visiting them too often.

wild turkeys can fly. The farm raised birds we currently have are however physically unable to fly as they have been selectively bred to be heavier.

maybe these local yokels do these things on purpose to keep us Yankees from visiting them too often.

worse than a deer, which mostly ding-up a quarter-panel: