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This is tearing the ass outta me!


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 Post subject: Re: Apple cider vinegar
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Denied. Or you are using it wrong.

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 Post subject: Re: Apple cider vinegar
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Are you allergic to Apples?


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 Post subject: Re: Apple cider vinegar
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The Apple cider part is a ruse.


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 Post subject: Re: Apple cider vinegar
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Try putting it in your mouth this time.

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DRINKS JUST FINE!

But seriously, I take it you drank apple cider vinegar?

Who the hell drinks any kind of vinegar, and why?!?

Vinegar is for cleaning coffee pots, coloring Easter Eggs, being put on salads and sammiches, and in old-timey douches (literal, not figurative like, say, leash) ... not for drinking.

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This is an interesting thread.

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This is an interesting thread.

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I use it in the slow cooker when making Carolina style pulled pork.

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I use it in the slow cooker when making Carolina style pulled pork.


This guy gets it.

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Don Tiny wrote:
DRINKS JUST FINE!

But seriously, I take it you drank apple cider vinegar?

Who the hell drinks any kind of vinegar, and why?!?

Vinegar is for cleaning coffee pots, coloring Easter Eggs, being put on salads and sammiches, and in old-timey douches (literal, not figurative like, say, leash) ... not for drinking.

It’s also a cleanse.


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hope it clears your yeast infection

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Try putting it in your mouth this time.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Try putting it in your mouth this time.

:lol:

This could probably go in the corn dog thread too.

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Keyser Soze wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
DRINKS JUST FINE!

But seriously, I take it you drank apple cider vinegar?

Who the hell drinks any kind of vinegar, and why?!?

Vinegar is for cleaning coffee pots, coloring Easter Eggs, being put on salads and sammiches, and in old-timey douches (literal, not figurative like, say, leash) ... not for drinking.

It’s also a cleanse.

Well so's fuckin' Drano.

Is there some real reason - other than the afternoon before having a colon Kodak moment - to do a 'cleanse' anyway? It seems to me like it's some fad that inexplicably turned into something otherwise normal people get suckered in by. 999 times out of 1,000 your colon doesn't need your help ... SHITS JUST FINE!


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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Try putting it in your mouth this time.

:lol:

This could probably go in the corn dog thread too.

Prude.

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Keyser Soze wrote:
It’s also a cleanse.
Try pouring five or six gallons over your keyboard then. Maybe that will help clean up your awful White Sox posts.

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 Post subject: Re: Apple cider vinegar
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Don Tiny wrote:
Keyser Soze wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
DRINKS JUST FINE!

But seriously, I take it you drank apple cider vinegar?

Who the hell drinks any kind of vinegar, and why?!?

Vinegar is for cleaning coffee pots, coloring Easter Eggs, being put on salads and sammiches, and in old-timey douches (literal, not figurative like, say, leash) ... not for drinking.

It’s also a cleanse.

Well so's fuckin' Drano.

Is there some real reason - other than the afternoon before having a colon Kodak moment - to do a 'cleanse' anyway? It seems to me like it's some fad that inexplicably turned into something otherwise normal people get suckered in by. 999 times out of 1,000 your colon doesn't need your help ... SHITS JUST FINE!

It’s supposed to help reduce belly fat.

I wanna look good naked!


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 Post subject: Re: Apple cider vinegar
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Also great for reducing your dog's itchiness.

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 Post subject: Re: Apple cider vinegar
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Keyser Soze wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
Keyser Soze wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
DRINKS JUST FINE!

But seriously, I take it you drank apple cider vinegar?

Who the hell drinks any kind of vinegar, and why?!?

Vinegar is for cleaning coffee pots, coloring Easter Eggs, being put on salads and sammiches, and in old-timey douches (literal, not figurative like, say, leash) ... not for drinking.

It’s also a cleanse.

Well so's fuckin' Drano.

Is there some real reason - other than the afternoon before having a colon Kodak moment - to do a 'cleanse' anyway? It seems to me like it's some fad that inexplicably turned into something otherwise normal people get suckered in by. 999 times out of 1,000 your colon doesn't need your help ... SHITS JUST FINE!

It’s supposed to help reduce belly fat.

I wanna look good naked!

As someone who often gets mistaken for a Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon, drinking cider to lose weight has about the same efficacy as pissing on a forest fire. Plus, you of course know that shit's quite acidic ... you might lose weight when your upper GI tract has gotten so raw that drinking water is almost too much to bear.

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my grandmother took 2 tablespoons of apple cider vinegar every day.

She's 96. It's nasty stuff but it actually aides digestion and fixes acid reflux.

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my grandmother took 2 tablespoons of apple cider vinegar every day.

She's 96. It's nasty stuff but it actually aides digestion and fixes acid reflux.

How the hell does Apple Cider Vinegar help with digestion when our guts are already filled with (diluted) hydrochloric acid? And how the hell does acid 'fix' acid?

Doc, what's wrong wit my troat?
Well, you have gastroesophageal reflux, or GERD.
Huh? What da hell is dis GURD??
It's a medical term for acid reflux.
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You ever take a Rolaid when you've got a burning sensation in your throat?
Oh yeah, sure I have. Everybody does. My mudder, God rest her soul, used ta go in da kitch.....
Yes, yes ... that's what I mean, that sensation is what GERD produces. So, here's what you should do ...
Wait, wait, lemme guess - drink more acid so de udder acid gets cancelled out? Right, doc? Doc?
<door slams>


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Don Tiny wrote:
City of Fools wrote:
my grandmother took 2 tablespoons of apple cider vinegar every day.

She's 96. It's nasty stuff but it actually aides digestion and fixes acid reflux.

How the hell does Apple Cider Vinegar help with digestion when our guts are already filled with (diluted) hydrochloric acid? And how the hell does acid 'fix' acid?

Doc, what's wrong wit my troat?
Well, you have gastroesophageal reflux, or GERD.
Huh? What da hell is dis GURD??
It's a medical term for acid reflux.
<blank stare>
You ever take a Rolaid when you've got a burning sensation in your throat?
Oh yeah, sure I have. Everybody does. My mudder, God rest her soul, used ta go in da kitch.....
Yes, yes ... that's what I mean, that sensation is what GERD produces. So, here's what you should do ...
Wait, wait, lemme guess - drink more acid so de udder acid gets cancelled out? Right, doc? Doc?
<door slams>


"Fighting fire with fire" isn't a suggestion, it's an admonition.

There are times when GERD actually occurs because you have less muriatic (hydrocloric) acid in your stomach than you need...the acid then, in order to digest the food must be sloshed around by the stomach, and when this occurs you get stomach acid thrown up the esophagus.

Vinegar helps digestion and eases GERD. It's as old timey as you can get. Pickle juice works as well. The other help if you really do have too much stomach acid is to get as much green leafy's as you can, which are on the base side of the acid/base scale.

Taking antacids long-term is super scary.

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I just saw this thread. Outstanding. So keyser drank vinegar straight up? That seems unwise.

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Its been a thing for a few years. People take shots to help with weight loss and appetite suppressant. Probably because it tastes rancid.

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I use it in the slow cooker when making Carolina style pulled pork.


This guy gets it.


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The first time I drank it straight and I almost threw up. Lesson learned. Now I cut it with water and honey. It’s still god awful.

So no one got the Jerky Boys reference? That’s disappointing.


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Its been a thing for a few years. People take shots to help with weight loss and appetite suppressant. Probably because it tastes rancid.


I tried doing it once and that was enough to realize it would be a lot less uncomfortable to just go to the gym than deal with an upset stomach. :lol:

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