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| Author: | FJBlack8 [ Mon Nov 13, 2017 4:06 am ] |
| Post subject: | All of you MFers on this board |
You sons of bitches are all douchebags! I scrolled through this section and where is Trump being called a douchebag? That orange skinned, Marge Shot looking ass wipe should be on page 1 every week. You motherfuckers called Taylor Swift and Geese douchebags before Humpity Trump! GEESE???!!!!! Unbelievable........  
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| Author: | Furious Styles [ Mon Nov 13, 2017 5:44 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: All of you MFers on this board |
Geese?  
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Mon Nov 13, 2017 9:20 am ] |
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FJBlack8 wrote: You sons of bitches are all douchebags! I scrolled through this section and where is Trump being called a douchebag? That orange skinned, Marge Shot looking ass wipe should be on page 1 every week. You motherfuckers called Taylor Swift and Geese douchebags before Humpity Trump! GEESE???!!!!! Unbelievable........ Scroll around the board. He gets brought up in nearly every thread. Geese do suck though. I support any DB thread for geese. |
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| Author: | newper [ Mon Nov 13, 2017 9:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: All of you MFers on this board |
FJBlack8 wrote: Marge Shot 
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Mon Nov 13, 2017 9:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: All of you MFers on this board |
Welcome to the board comrade. What is the temperature today in Moscow? |
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| Author: | shakes [ Mon Nov 13, 2017 11:56 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: All of you MFers on this board |
yes, we definitely need more political threads on this board. That's definitely what we are lacking. |
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| Author: | SuperMario [ Mon Nov 13, 2017 12:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: All of you MFers on this board |
If every nuisance goose on this planet was killed, I would be fine. Geese are actually something people on all ends of the political spectrum can hate together. I don't think I've seen an animal that is universally despised by rural, suburban and urban people. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Mon Nov 13, 2017 12:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: All of you MFers on this board |
The only times they annoy me are when they shit on the greens at golf courses, or when they take their sweet time walking across the street. You motherfuckers can fly. Get the fuck out of the way. It should be legal to run them over in the street. We have no deal with them. |
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| Author: | Joe Orr Road Rod [ Mon Nov 13, 2017 12:42 pm ] |
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Chus wrote: The only times they annoy me are when they shit on the greens at golf courses, or when they take their sweet time walking across the street. You motherfuckers can fly. Get the fuck out of the way. It should be legal to run them over in the street. We have no deal with them. They're definitely ignorant. They know humans aren't likely to hurt them so they are cocky about it. I rode my bike through a gaggle of the motherfuckers the other day and they barely moved out of the way. |
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| Author: | conns7901 [ Mon Nov 13, 2017 1:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: All of you MFers on this board |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Chus wrote: The only times they annoy me are when they shit on the greens at golf courses, or when they take their sweet time walking across the street. You motherfuckers can fly. Get the fuck out of the way. It should be legal to run them over in the street. We have no deal with them. They're definitely ignorant. They know humans aren't likely to hurt them so they are cocky about it. I rode my bike through a gaggle of the motherfuckers the other day and they barely moved out of the way. I think I killed one at the Marquette Park golf course when I was 15. I hit my ball into the trees on the right side of the 5th hole and this thing came charging at me when I went to look for my ball. So I swung my club at it and pretty sure I broke its neck. Then I ran away without my golf ball. |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Mon Nov 13, 2017 1:03 pm ] |
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conns7901 wrote: I think I killed one at the Marquette Park golf course when I was 15. I hit my ball into the trees on the right side of the 5th hole and this thing came charging at me when I went to look for my ball. So I swung my club at it and pretty sure I broke its neck. Then I ran away without my golf ball. 
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| Author: | tommy [ Mon Nov 13, 2017 1:06 pm ] |
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they were endangered not long ago, I think. |
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| Author: | SuperMario [ Mon Nov 13, 2017 1:13 pm ] |
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Chus wrote: The only times they annoy me are when they shit on the greens at golf courses, or when they take their sweet time walking across the street. You motherfuckers can fly. Get the fuck out of the way. It should be legal to run them over in the street. We have no deal with them. They're definitely ignorant. They know humans aren't likely to hurt them so they are cocky about it. I rode my bike through a gaggle of the motherfuckers the other day and they barely moved out of the way. They used to eat a bunch of our soybean crops on our farms along waterways. Ignorance did not help a lot of those ones. We use to flatten them in our big grain trucks. And that was our only recourse. Normally with animals like deer, if they are decimating your crop, you can get nuisance permits to shoot some. Fucking geese had extra protections. The only things we could get were these shot gun shells that lobbed out an m-80. It would explode in the middle of the gaggle and cause them to scatter. The m-80 didn't project anything and was only noise. The geese would scatter to the river only to return later on. So, if any of those fuckers were caught crossing roads, all bets were off. |
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| Author: | Drunk Squirrel [ Mon Nov 13, 2017 1:57 pm ] |
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They need a short season with the same rules as the light goose season in late winter. No plugs, no limits for about two weeks a year to knock down the local Giant goose populations down. I watched 300 fly into an oat field this late summer. It was a mobile mowing team. If it wasn’t volunteer oats I’d be irritated. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Mon Nov 13, 2017 2:27 pm ] |
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Douchebag wrote: conns7901 wrote: I think I killed one at the Marquette Park golf course when I was 15. I hit my ball into the trees on the right side of the 5th hole and this thing came charging at me when I went to look for my ball. So I swung my club at it and pretty sure I broke its neck. Then I ran away without my golf ball. That was a great episode. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Mon Nov 13, 2017 2:28 pm ] |
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Donspiracy keeps a Louisville Slugger in his golf bag in case of an encounter with geese. |
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| Author: | ToxicMasculinity [ Mon Nov 13, 2017 2:33 pm ] |
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I once dreamt I was on the 18th green with a belt fed machine gun laying into a flock of shutting geese. Nyquil is a he'll of a drug. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Mon Nov 13, 2017 3:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: All of you MFers on this board |
ToxicMasculinity wrote: I once dreamt I was on the 18th green with a belt fed machine gun laying into a flock of shutting geese. Nyquil is a he'll of a drug. Robitussin, bruh. |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Mon Nov 13, 2017 3:08 pm ] |
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Chus wrote: Douchebag wrote: conns7901 wrote: I think I killed one at the Marquette Park golf course when I was 15. I hit my ball into the trees on the right side of the 5th hole and this thing came charging at me when I went to look for my ball. So I swung my club at it and pretty sure I broke its neck. Then I ran away without my golf ball. That was a great episode. Yup. Probably in my top 5 of the series. |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Mon Nov 13, 2017 3:11 pm ] |
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Douchebag wrote: Chus wrote: Douchebag wrote: conns7901 wrote: I think I killed one at the Marquette Park golf course when I was 15. I hit my ball into the trees on the right side of the 5th hole and this thing came charging at me when I went to look for my ball. So I swung my club at it and pretty sure I broke its neck. Then I ran away without my golf ball. That was a great episode. Yup. Probably in my top 5 of the series. Without thinking about it too much, I think the Shaq knee injury one is my favorite. It has everything that's great about the show. |
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| Author: | tommy [ Mon Nov 13, 2017 3:13 pm ] |
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Chus wrote: ToxicMasculinity wrote: I once dreamt I was on the 18th green with a belt fed machine gun laying into a flock of shutting geese. Nyquil is a he'll of a drug. Robitussin, bruh. just put some tussin on it |
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| Author: | Chus [ Mon Nov 13, 2017 3:13 pm ] |
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Douchebag wrote: Chus wrote: Douchebag wrote: conns7901 wrote: I think I killed one at the Marquette Park golf course when I was 15. I hit my ball into the trees on the right side of the 5th hole and this thing came charging at me when I went to look for my ball. So I swung my club at it and pretty sure I broke its neck. Then I ran away without my golf ball. That was a great episode. Yup. Probably in my top 5 of the series. Off the top of my head, my top five: Palestinian Chicken Porno Gil Denise Handicapped Krazy-Eyes Killa Mary, Joseph, and Larry |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Mon Nov 13, 2017 3:22 pm ] |
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rogers park bryan wrote: Douchebag wrote: Chus wrote: That was a great episode. Yup. Probably in my top 5 of the series. Without thinking about it too much, I think the Shaq knee injury one is my favorite. It has everything that's great about the show. Yeah, that's a good one too. Since this is a terrible thread, might as well derail lit. Give me your top 5 curb episodes. Light'em Up. In No Order Krazee Eyez Killa The Car Pool Lane Palestinan Chicken The Ski Lift The Seinfeld Reunion Episode (Season 7 Episode 10). |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Mon Nov 13, 2017 3:36 pm ] |
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Those are all great. Not sure what episode this is in, but the joke that they didnt tell Larry his mom died because they didnt want to bother him was one of the funniest scenes in Tv history Larry: The flight was fine, how's mom doing? Dad: Well you know how people do and listen, how was New York!? |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Mon Nov 13, 2017 3:37 pm ] |
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Chus wrote: Douchebag wrote: Chus wrote: Douchebag wrote: conns7901 wrote: I think I killed one at the Marquette Park golf course when I was 15. I hit my ball into the trees on the right side of the 5th hole and this thing came charging at me when I went to look for my ball. So I swung my club at it and pretty sure I broke its neck. Then I ran away without my golf ball. That was a great episode. Yup. Probably in my top 5 of the series. Off the top of my head, my top five: Palestinian Chicken Porno Gil Denise Handicapped Krazy-Eyes Killa Mary, Joseph, and Larry Hey, honey, you want to stop off for some Tabasco? |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Mon Nov 13, 2017 3:37 pm ] |
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rogers park bryan wrote: Those are all great. Not sure what episode this is in, but the joke that they didnt tell Larry his mom died because they didnt want to bother him was one of the funniest scenes in Tv history Larry: The flight was fine, how's mom doing? Dad: Well you know how people do and listen, how was New York!? Pretty sure that was from season 8, right? |
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| Author: | rogers park bryan [ Mon Nov 13, 2017 3:38 pm ] |
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Douchebag wrote: rogers park bryan wrote: Those are all great. Not sure what episode this is in, but the joke that they didnt tell Larry his mom died because they didnt want to bother him was one of the funniest scenes in Tv history Larry: The flight was fine, how's mom doing? Dad: Well you know how people do and listen, how was New York!? Pretty sure that was from season 8, right? The book Beautiful ceremony, so sorry for your loss, Where's Larry? |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Mon Nov 13, 2017 3:44 pm ] |
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And didn't she have to get buried in a special cemetery because she had a tattoo on her ass or something?
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| Author: | Joe Orr Road Rod [ Mon Nov 13, 2017 3:48 pm ] |
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Douchebag wrote: rogers park bryan wrote: Douchebag wrote: Chus wrote: That was a great episode. Yup. Probably in my top 5 of the series. Without thinking about it too much, I think the Shaq knee injury one is my favorite. It has everything that's great about the show. Yeah, that's a good one too. Since this is a terrible thread, might as well derail lit. Give me your top 5 curb episodes. Light'em Up. In No Order Krazee Eyez Killa The Car Pool Lane Palestinan Chicken The Ski Lift The Seinfeld Reunion Episode (Season 7 Episode 10). Colby- "I'm the Survivor!" |
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| Author: | Chus [ Mon Nov 13, 2017 3:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: All of you MFers on this board |
rogers park bryan wrote: Chus wrote: Douchebag wrote: Chus wrote: Douchebag wrote: conns7901 wrote: I think I killed one at the Marquette Park golf course when I was 15. I hit my ball into the trees on the right side of the 5th hole and this thing came charging at me when I went to look for my ball. So I swung my club at it and pretty sure I broke its neck. Then I ran away without my golf ball. That was a great episode. Yup. Probably in my top 5 of the series. Off the top of my head, my top five: Palestinian Chicken Porno Gil Denise Handicapped Krazy-Eyes Killa Mary, Joseph, and Larry Hey, honey, you want to stop off for some Tabasco? I wasn't the biggest, but I could stay hard the longest. |
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