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PostPosted: Mon Nov 13, 2017 4:06 am 
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You sons of bitches are all douchebags! I scrolled through this section and where is Trump being called a douchebag? That orange skinned, Marge Shot looking ass wipe should be on page 1 every week. You motherfuckers called Taylor Swift and Geese douchebags before Humpity Trump! GEESE???!!!!!
Unbelievable........ :scratch: :ncool:


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Geese? :lol:

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You sons of bitches are all douchebags! I scrolled through this section and where is Trump being called a douchebag? That orange skinned, Marge Shot looking ass wipe should be on page 1 every week. You motherfuckers called Taylor Swift and Geese douchebags before Humpity Trump! GEESE???!!!!!
Unbelievable........ :scratch: :ncool:


Scroll around the board. He gets brought up in nearly every thread. :lol: :lol:

Geese do suck though. I support any DB thread for geese.

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Welcome to the board comrade. What is the temperature today in Moscow?

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 13, 2017 11:56 am 
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yes, we definitely need more political threads on this board. That's definitely what we are lacking.

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If every nuisance goose on this planet was killed, I would be fine. Geese are actually something people on all ends of the political spectrum can hate together. I don't think I've seen an animal that is universally despised by rural, suburban and urban people.

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The only times they annoy me are when they shit on the greens at golf courses, or when they take their sweet time walking across the street. You motherfuckers can fly. Get the fuck out of the way. It should be legal to run them over in the street. We have no deal with them.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 13, 2017 12:42 pm 
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The only times they annoy me are when they shit on the greens at golf courses, or when they take their sweet time walking across the street. You motherfuckers can fly. Get the fuck out of the way. It should be legal to run them over in the street. We have no deal with them.



They're definitely ignorant. They know humans aren't likely to hurt them so they are cocky about it. I rode my bike through a gaggle of the motherfuckers the other day and they barely moved out of the way.

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The only times they annoy me are when they shit on the greens at golf courses, or when they take their sweet time walking across the street. You motherfuckers can fly. Get the fuck out of the way. It should be legal to run them over in the street. We have no deal with them.



They're definitely ignorant. They know humans aren't likely to hurt them so they are cocky about it. I rode my bike through a gaggle of the motherfuckers the other day and they barely moved out of the way.


I think I killed one at the Marquette Park golf course when I was 15. I hit my ball into the trees on the right side of the 5th hole and this thing came charging at me when I went to look for my ball. So I swung my club at it and pretty sure I broke its neck. Then I ran away without my golf ball.

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I think I killed one at the Marquette Park golf course when I was 15. I hit my ball into the trees on the right side of the 5th hole and this thing came charging at me when I went to look for my ball. So I swung my club at it and pretty sure I broke its neck. Then I ran away without my golf ball.

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they were endangered not long ago, I think.


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The only times they annoy me are when they shit on the greens at golf courses, or when they take their sweet time walking across the street. You motherfuckers can fly. Get the fuck out of the way. It should be legal to run them over in the street. We have no deal with them.



They're definitely ignorant. They know humans aren't likely to hurt them so they are cocky about it. I rode my bike through a gaggle of the motherfuckers the other day and they barely moved out of the way.


They used to eat a bunch of our soybean crops on our farms along waterways. Ignorance did not help a lot of those ones. We use to flatten them in our big grain trucks. And that was our only recourse. Normally with animals like deer, if they are decimating your crop, you can get nuisance permits to shoot some. Fucking geese had extra protections. The only things we could get were these shot gun shells that lobbed out an m-80. It would explode in the middle of the gaggle and cause them to scatter. The m-80 didn't project anything and was only noise. The geese would scatter to the river only to return later on. So, if any of those fuckers were caught crossing roads, all bets were off.

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They need a short season with the same rules as the light goose season in late winter. No plugs, no limits for about two weeks a year to knock down the local Giant goose populations down. I watched 300 fly into an oat field this late summer. It was a mobile mowing team. If it wasn’t volunteer oats I’d be irritated.


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I think I killed one at the Marquette Park golf course when I was 15. I hit my ball into the trees on the right side of the 5th hole and this thing came charging at me when I went to look for my ball. So I swung my club at it and pretty sure I broke its neck. Then I ran away without my golf ball.

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That was a great episode.

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Donspiracy keeps a Louisville Slugger in his golf bag in case of an encounter with geese.

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I once dreamt I was on the 18th green with a belt fed machine gun laying into a flock of shutting geese.

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I once dreamt I was on the 18th green with a belt fed machine gun laying into a flock of shutting geese.

Nyquil is a he'll of a drug.


Robitussin, bruh.

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Chus wrote:
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I think I killed one at the Marquette Park golf course when I was 15. I hit my ball into the trees on the right side of the 5th hole and this thing came charging at me when I went to look for my ball. So I swung my club at it and pretty sure I broke its neck. Then I ran away without my golf ball.

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That was a great episode.

Yup. Probably in my top 5 of the series.

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Douchebag wrote:
Chus wrote:
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I think I killed one at the Marquette Park golf course when I was 15. I hit my ball into the trees on the right side of the 5th hole and this thing came charging at me when I went to look for my ball. So I swung my club at it and pretty sure I broke its neck. Then I ran away without my golf ball.

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That was a great episode.

Yup. Probably in my top 5 of the series.

Without thinking about it too much, I think the Shaq knee injury one is my favorite. It has everything that's great about the show.


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Chus wrote:
ToxicMasculinity wrote:
I once dreamt I was on the 18th green with a belt fed machine gun laying into a flock of shutting geese.

Nyquil is a he'll of a drug.


Robitussin, bruh.

just put some tussin on it


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Douchebag wrote:
Chus wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
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I think I killed one at the Marquette Park golf course when I was 15. I hit my ball into the trees on the right side of the 5th hole and this thing came charging at me when I went to look for my ball. So I swung my club at it and pretty sure I broke its neck. Then I ran away without my golf ball.

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That was a great episode.

Yup. Probably in my top 5 of the series.


Off the top of my head, my top five:

Palestinian Chicken
Porno Gil
Denise Handicapped
Krazy-Eyes Killa
Mary, Joseph, and Larry

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That was a great episode.

Yup. Probably in my top 5 of the series.

Without thinking about it too much, I think the Shaq knee injury one is my favorite. It has everything that's great about the show.

Yeah, that's a good one too.

Since this is a terrible thread, might as well derail lit. Give me your top 5 curb episodes. Light'em Up.

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Krazee Eyez Killa
The Car Pool Lane
Palestinan Chicken
The Ski Lift
The Seinfeld Reunion Episode (Season 7 Episode 10).

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Those are all great.

Not sure what episode this is in, but the joke that they didnt tell Larry his mom died because they didnt want to bother him was one of the funniest scenes in Tv history


Larry: The flight was fine, how's mom doing?

Dad: Well you know how people do and listen, how was New York!?


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Chus wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
Chus wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
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I think I killed one at the Marquette Park golf course when I was 15. I hit my ball into the trees on the right side of the 5th hole and this thing came charging at me when I went to look for my ball. So I swung my club at it and pretty sure I broke its neck. Then I ran away without my golf ball.

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That was a great episode.

Yup. Probably in my top 5 of the series.


Off the top of my head, my top five:

Palestinian Chicken
Porno Gil
Denise Handicapped
Krazy-Eyes Killa
Mary, Joseph, and Larry

Hey, honey, you want to stop off for some Tabasco?


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Those are all great.

Not sure what episode this is in, but the joke that they didnt tell Larry his mom died because they didnt want to bother him was one of the funniest scenes in Tv history


Larry: The flight was fine, how's mom doing?

Dad: Well you know how people do and listen, how was New York!?

:lol: :lol:

Pretty sure that was from season 8, right?

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Those are all great.

Not sure what episode this is in, but the joke that they didnt tell Larry his mom died because they didnt want to bother him was one of the funniest scenes in Tv history


Larry: The flight was fine, how's mom doing?

Dad: Well you know how people do and listen, how was New York!?

:lol: :lol:

Pretty sure that was from season 8, right?

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And didn't she have to get buried in a special cemetery because she had a tattoo on her ass or something? :lol:

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Douchebag wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
Chus wrote:
That was a great episode.

Yup. Probably in my top 5 of the series.

Without thinking about it too much, I think the Shaq knee injury one is my favorite. It has everything that's great about the show.

Yeah, that's a good one too.

Since this is a terrible thread, might as well derail lit. Give me your top 5 curb episodes. Light'em Up.

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Krazee Eyez Killa
The Car Pool Lane
Palestinan Chicken
The Ski Lift
The Seinfeld Reunion Episode (Season 7 Episode 10).


Colby- "I'm the Survivor!"

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Chus wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
Chus wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
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I think I killed one at the Marquette Park golf course when I was 15. I hit my ball into the trees on the right side of the 5th hole and this thing came charging at me when I went to look for my ball. So I swung my club at it and pretty sure I broke its neck. Then I ran away without my golf ball.

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That was a great episode.

Yup. Probably in my top 5 of the series.


Off the top of my head, my top five:

Palestinian Chicken
Porno Gil
Denise Handicapped
Krazy-Eyes Killa
Mary, Joseph, and Larry

Hey, honey, you want to stop off for some Tabasco?


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