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 Post subject: The Creeping Crud
PostPosted: Mon Nov 27, 2017 6:17 pm 
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Infecting all of Chicagoland. We're all gonna die.

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 Post subject: Re: The Creeping Crud
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Isn't that what Hossa has that forced his retirement? If Cub fans are lucky maybe Heyward will get it.

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 Post subject: Re: The Creeping Crud
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Any disease, esp an unnamed and prevalent flulike disorder or an unexplained and nasty rash.

There has been a rash of carjackings lately.

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 Post subject: Re: The Creeping Crud
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Hopefully I'm on the tail-end of it ... this stuffed-up, dry throat, tired-like-I-just-got-out-of-the-hospital shit is for the birds.

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 Post subject: Re: The Creeping Crud
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So wait--is there a flu going around? Which kind--the puking flu or the regular one?


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 Post subject: Re: The Creeping Crud
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More of a respiratory feeling like shit kind of thing

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 Post subject: Re: The Creeping Crud
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Did you get a shot?

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 Post subject: Re: The Creeping Crud
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I feel fine. You guys must have shit immune systems.

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FavreFan wrote:
I feel fine. You guys must have shit immune systems.


Worse.

Elementary School kids.

Walking petri dishes.

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 Post subject: Re: The Creeping Crud
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I caught something this weekend from one of the little kids, but so far it is mild. Mostly high sinus, but I'm feeling the chest congestion tonight. I'm supposed to go back to work next week after 10 weeks off, and it's going to suck if I'm coughing up a lung while my stamina is still low.

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 Post subject: Re: The Creeping Crud
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It’s all that Chicago mold, dude.


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 Post subject: Re: The Creeping Crud
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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:
I caught something this weekend from one of the little kids, but so far it is mild. Mostly high sinus, but I'm feeling the chest congestion tonight. I'm supposed to go back to work next week after 10 weeks off, and it's going to suck if I'm coughing up a lung while my stamina is still low.

Since you have time, avail yourself of Mucinex DM 12-hour, Alka-Seltzer, and Claritin 24-hr. Yes, you can take them all concurrently.

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 Post subject: Re: The Creeping Crud
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Don Tiny wrote:
Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:
I caught something this weekend from one of the little kids, but so far it is mild. Mostly high sinus, but I'm feeling the chest congestion tonight. I'm supposed to go back to work next week after 10 weeks off, and it's going to suck if I'm coughing up a lung while my stamina is still low.

Since you have time, avail yourself of Mucinex DM 12-hour, Alka-Seltzer, and Claritin 24-hr. Yes, you can take them all concurrently.

I'm on Claritin and fluticasone permanently. I have a nifty device from my surgery which you blow into and it causes sound waves to reverberate in your lungs to help you cough productively. It looks like a cross between a deli pickle and a dildo, but it works.

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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:
I caught something this weekend from one of the little kids, but so far it is mild. Mostly high sinus, but I'm feeling the chest congestion tonight. I'm supposed to go back to work next week after 10 weeks off, and it's going to suck if I'm coughing up a lung while my stamina is still low.

Since you have time, avail yourself of Mucinex DM 12-hour, Alka-Seltzer, and Claritin 24-hr. Yes, you can take them all concurrently.

I'm on Claritin and fluticasone permanently. I have a nifty device from my surgery which you blow into and it causes sound waves to reverberate in your lungs to help you cough productively. It looks like a cross between a deli pickle and a dildo, but it works.


Helps ya cough and gets ya off. The Dilly Dilly, available at drug stores everywhere.

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 Post subject: Re: The Creeping Crud
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Here it is, from Amazon:

https://www.amazon.com/Acapella-Vibrato ... B003JNWFVM

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