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PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 6:19 pm 
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Flying to San Antonio for NYE and during the flight my better half nudges me about a commotion.

Turns out a rather large man (no sport coat) had shit all over the back of the toilet area in the lavatory. Unaware of his bad aim he returns to his seat. A 8 year old girl walks in and discovers the scene. She gets her mom who tries moving the poop (against airline policy). Eventually the rogue shitter is forced to return to the john and clean it up

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I can imagine this probably happens to Julie every other time she flies

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I would never shit on a flight. I don't care how bad things get. I'd open the emergency door and jump before dropping a deuce mid-flight.

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I'm not cleaning that shit up. Fuck them

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Airlines have policies on if you have to clean the poop of others?

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I wouldn't take that shit from anybody flying.


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Don’t shit where you fly. Unless you’re a bird.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 7:54 pm 
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Airlines have policies on if you have to clean the poop of others?


The person who shat must clean it up.

My flight attendant Brice told the mom firmly "Man that is a biohazard and our policy is not to touch it. I told you not to touch it. Thank you and have a nice day."

Mom looked like she started dialing American Airlines right then.

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I thought this would be about a Kevin Smith sighting.

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Sounds like fatty cleaned up without protest? Why db him?


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Douchebag wrote:
I would never shit on a flight. I don't care how bad things get. I'd open the emergency door and jump before dropping a deuce mid-flight.



This is something we are in complete agreement.

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Sounds like fatty cleaned up without protest? Why db him?



Just the whole pooping and not looking thing. Poor kid had to grow up fast.

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I would never shit on a flight. I don't care how bad things get. I'd open the emergency door and jump before dropping a deuce mid-flight.

No you wouldnt.

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Douchebag wrote:
I would never shit on a flight. I don't care how bad things get. I'd open the emergency door and jump before dropping a deuce mid-flight.

No you wouldnt.


If you shit in your hand and just started throwing it around the plane, you'd probably get off the plane first.

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Shitting on a plane is sort of liberating. You walk in and when you walk out there is no doubt about what happened. You have to own it.

I shit when necessary. I don't let anything stop me, when it's time to go, you go.

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They should have disposable slings for your dickandballs so they don’t touch the disgusting seat and bowl. That’s the main problem with airplane toilets.


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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Shitting on a plane is sort of liberating. You walk in and when you walk out there is no doubt about what happened. You have to own it.

I shit when necessary. I don't let anything stop me, when it's time to go, you go.

Exactly right.

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