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ontiveros

Post subject: short bagel shop guy

Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:30 am

Joined: Mon Dec 06, 2010 9:58 am
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pizza_Place: Angelo's

guy can't get women and it turns out he lives in his van. shocker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzCpYB2M7T4

he looks like bernstein.

Last edited by ontiveros on Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:37 am, edited 1 time in total.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: short bagel shop guy

Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:36 am

Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm
Posts: 44251

Incels gonna incel...

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: short bagel shop guy

Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:40 am

1000 CLUB

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Oppressing midgets is hilarious.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: short bagel shop guy

Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:50 am

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
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eddie murphy wrote some jokes about this that still seem relevant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMqMKxJJYvY

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: short bagel shop guy

Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 10:51 am

Joined: Thu Oct 18, 2012 9:33 pm
Posts: 19709
pizza_Place: World Famous Pizza

Anytime someone gets MAD ONLINE I will forever picture them as this dude.

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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: short bagel shop guy

Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 11:04 am

Joined: Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:31 pm
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pizza_Place: Bojono's on Clarendon

That Long Island accent doesn't do anyone any favors.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: short bagel shop guy

Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 11:09 am

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pizza_Place: Vito & Nick's

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Brick

Post subject: Re: short bagel shop guy

Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 11:10 am

Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:57 pm
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SpiralStairs wrote:

Anytime someone gets MAD ONLINE I will forever picture them as this dude.

Yup. Probably hates Megan Rapinoe too.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: short bagel shop guy

Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 11:12 am

Joined: Sun May 11, 2008 4:11 pm
Posts: 58245

Looks like Larry...I will be in the hallway!

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Tad Queasy

Post subject: Re: short bagel shop guy

Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 11:20 am

Joined: Fri Apr 07, 2006 1:50 am
Posts: 11302
Location: Schaumburg
pizza_Place: Palermo's

I wonder what those woman at the bagel shop did to provoke him?

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: short bagel shop guy

Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 11:24 am

Joined: Mon Jun 14, 2010 4:29 pm
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pizza_Place: Lou Malnatis

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

Anytime someone gets MAD ONLINE I will forever picture them as this dude.

Yup. Probably hates Megan Rapinoe too.

Or maybe just thinks that she’s a privileged grandstanding twat.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: short bagel shop guy

Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 12:06 pm

Joined: Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:56 pm
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The more you read about him the more he comes off as trying to brand himself. He’s a legend in his own mind.

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Regular Reader

Post subject: Re: short bagel shop guy

Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 12:07 pm

Joined: Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:10 pm
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Location: "Across 110th Street"

I first thought of JORR & his almost fight with a dwarf when I saw this on ESPN yesterday.

Then I just laughed as the big guy just pinned his little ass and wouldn't let him move, while telling him to calm down.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: short bagel shop guy

Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 12:09 pm

Joined: Sun May 11, 2008 4:11 pm
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Regular Reader wrote:

I first thought of JORR & his almost fight with a dwarf

ok what is this story?

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: short bagel shop guy

Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 1:19 pm

Joined: Thu Oct 18, 2012 9:33 pm
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pizza_Place: World Famous Pizza

badrogue17 wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

Anytime someone gets MAD ONLINE I will forever picture them as this dude.

Yup. Probably hates Megan Rapinoe too.

Or maybe just thinks that she’s a privileged grandstanding twat.

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The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: short bagel shop guy

Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 1:22 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:57 pm
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Location: To the left of my post

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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: short bagel shop guy

Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 1:31 pm

Joined: Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:31 pm
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pizza_Place: Bojono's on Clarendon

SpiralStairs wrote:

badrogue17 wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

Anytime someone gets MAD ONLINE I will forever picture them as this dude.

Yup. Probably hates Megan Rapinoe too.

Or maybe just thinks that she’s a privileged grandstanding twat.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: short bagel shop guy

Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 1:45 pm

Joined: Wed Jul 29, 2009 6:05 pm
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pizza_Place: Lina's Pizza

Drop In got angry...

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cookie23

Post subject: Re: short bagel shop guy

Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 1:50 pm

Joined: Wed Jan 03, 2018 12:04 am
Posts: 618
pizza_Place: Lou Malnatis

What was funny at the beginning, I have seen several more videos of this guy. It is obvious shtick and not genuine.

Now the Disneyland video was real!

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Regular Reader

Post subject: Re: short bagel shop guy

Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 1:51 pm

Joined: Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:10 pm
Posts: 38609
Location: "Across 110th Street"

RFDC wrote:

Regular Reader wrote:

I first thought of JORR & his almost fight with a dwarf

ok what is this story?

A couple of weeks ago JORR mentioned that he almost had to give an obnoxious little person some hands, but refrained from it on the fear of possible embarrassment.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: short bagel shop guy

Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 1:55 pm

Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm
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Terry's Peeps wrote:

Drop In got angry...

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: short bagel shop guy

Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 2:01 pm

Joined: Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:17 am
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Location: Palatine
pizza_Place: Lou Malnatis

SpiralStairs wrote:

badrogue17 wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

Anytime someone gets MAD ONLINE I will forever picture them as this dude.

Yup. Probably hates Megan Rapinoe too.

Or maybe just thinks that she’s a privileged grandstanding twat.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: short bagel shop guy

Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2019 3:23 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:57 pm
Posts: 95059
Location: To the left of my post

An actually funny meme is born.

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HawaiiYou

Post subject: Re: short bagel shop guy

Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:52 pm

Joined: Sun Sep 18, 2005 8:22 pm
Posts: 24707
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9DuxhGp2Dg

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