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OscarTangoEcho

Post subject: Re: Kennedy Bridge Construction

Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2023 10:55 am

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Curious Hair wrote:

papa_bear wrote:

does this construction get more people to take the cta/metra?

The Northwest Line is adding more trains, which may not necessarily got delayed for three hours when people use them to kill themselves.

That's fucking funny :lol:

Know what's not...today at 10:15 it would take you 90 minutes to go from O'hare to downtown :roll:

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Kennedy Bridge Construction

Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2023 1:53 pm

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For real, though, don't use Metra to kill yourself unless it's a Department of Irony thing like Phil Pagano.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Kennedy Bridge Construction

Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2023 1:54 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

For real, though, don't use Metra to kill yourself unless it's a Department of Irony thing like Phil Pagano.

What's the most convenient way to commit suicide?

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This Ends in Antioch

Post subject: Re: Kennedy Bridge Construction

Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2023 2:02 pm

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Nas wrote:

Curious Hair wrote:

For real, though, don't use Metra to kill yourself unless it's a Department of Irony thing like Phil Pagano.

What's the most convenient way to commit suicide?

Whichever way doesn’t result in my sitting on a stopped train for 2hrs within eyeshot of my house.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Kennedy Bridge Construction

Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2023 2:03 pm

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Nas wrote:

Curious Hair wrote:

For real, though, don't use Metra to kill yourself unless it's a Department of Irony thing like Phil Pagano.

What's the most convenient way to commit suicide?

Whichever way doesn’t result in my sitting on a stopped train for 2hrs within eyeshot of my house.

Real men drive. :wink:

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Kennedy Bridge Construction

Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2023 3:59 pm

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Nas wrote:

Curious Hair wrote:

For real, though, don't use Metra to kill yourself unless it's a Department of Irony thing like Phil Pagano.

What's the most convenient way to commit suicide?

jumping into a dug grave headfirst before its filled

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Kennedy Bridge Construction

Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2023 4:58 pm

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Nas wrote:

Curious Hair wrote:

For real, though, don't use Metra to kill yourself unless it's a Department of Irony thing like Phil Pagano.

What's the most convenient way to commit suicide?

Read long time guy posts.

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Kennedy Bridge Construction

Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2023 5:15 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Nas wrote:

Curious Hair wrote:

For real, though, don't use Metra to kill yourself unless it's a Department of Irony thing like Phil Pagano.

What's the most convenient way to commit suicide?

Read long time guy posts.

C'mon, that ain't going to kill ya. Since he was born and raised in a gutter, maybe meet him at 35th and Wallace.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Kennedy Bridge Construction

Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2023 5:32 pm

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Nardi wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Nas wrote:

Curious Hair wrote:

For real, though, don't use Metra to kill yourself unless it's a Department of Irony thing like Phil Pagano.

What's the most convenient way to commit suicide?

Read long time guy posts.

C'mon, that ain't going to kill ya. Since he was born and raised in a gutter, maybe meet him at 35th and Wallace.

Can I get there without taking a toll way?

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Kennedy Bridge Construction

Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2023 5:51 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Nardi wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Nas wrote:

Curious Hair wrote:

For real, though, don't use Metra to kill yourself unless it's a Department of Irony thing like Phil Pagano.

What's the most convenient way to commit suicide?

Read long time guy posts.

C'mon, that ain't going to kill ya. Since he was born and raised in a gutter, maybe meet him at 35th and Wallace.

Can I get there without taking a toll way?

Google that shit. You wanna die or not? I get so fucking tired of this big talk and no action from you self-offers.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Kennedy Bridge Construction

Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2023 5:52 pm

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I'm gonna stick to killing myself with alcohol.

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Kennedy Bridge Construction

Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2023 5:55 pm

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Darkside wrote:

I'm gonna stick to killing myself with alcohol.

Don't smoke weed. It cures cancer.

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OscarTangoEcho

Post subject: Re: Kennedy Bridge Construction

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2023 12:42 pm

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Looks like this round is finished. Travel times are light right now, but it's also 50 degrees and sunny

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OscarTangoEcho

Post subject: Re: Kennedy Bridge Construction

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2024 6:35 pm

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Get ready to get fucked again..and this time it's gonna be far worse

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Kennedy Bridge Construction

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2024 6:36 pm

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OscarTangoEcho wrote:

Get ready to get fucked again..and this time it's gonna be far worse

It wasn't that bad last time after the initial problems.

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OscarTangoEcho

Post subject: Re: Kennedy Bridge Construction

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2024 6:54 pm

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Really? Travel times from O'Hare to Downtown (16 miles) were often 90 plus minutes...how far is your commute? Because mine is a good 50 miles and it was fuuuuuucked up....not to mention that GPS had no idea of the reverseables..(which will not exist for the better part of this year)...commuting in this region is definitely affected by one's locale...

So, starting Monday no Reverse ables (or however you fucking spell it) and additional closures down to ONE LANE after 9 pm

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This Ends in Antioch

Post subject: Re: Kennedy Bridge Construction

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2024 7:33 pm

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It was terrible.

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OscarTangoEcho

Post subject: Re: Kennedy Bridge Construction

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2024 7:40 pm

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

It was terrible.

and his commute ENDED in Antioch

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Zippy-The-Pinhead

Post subject: Re: Kennedy Bridge Construction

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2024 8:38 pm

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OscarTangoEcho wrote:

Sounds awful. I’ll think about you and smile as I drink my 2nd cup of coffee while in my pjs as I wait for the laptop to fire up.

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Zippy-The-Pinhead

Post subject: Re: Kennedy Bridge Construction

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2024 8:39 pm

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Kennedy Bridge Construction

Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2024 8:47 pm

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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:

OscarTangoEcho wrote:

Sounds awful. I’ll think about you and smile as I drink my 2nd cup of coffee while in my pjs as I wait for the laptop to fire up.

Thats cold man.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Kennedy Bridge Construction

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2024 8:12 am

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
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It was taking over an hour to get home after 7 pm all summer. It's a shit sandwich

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Kennedy Bridge Construction

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2024 8:35 am

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Jaw Breaker wrote:

Seems like the concrete should have lasted longer from the major reconstruction 20 years ago. The Edens concrete from the 70s lasted much longer.

nobody was riding around in heavy electric cars in the 70s

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Kennedy Bridge Construction

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2024 10:14 am

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What kind of dumbass has a 50 mile commute?

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Kennedy Bridge Construction

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2024 10:17 am

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Douchebag wrote:

What kind of dumbass has a 50 miles commute?

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Kennedy Bridge Construction

Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2024 8:57 am

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Douchebag wrote:

What kind of dumbass has a 50 mile commute?

We have one in our shop. Regularly calls in due to weather. And when he's here he never fixes anything. I call him dark side and nobody gets the joke.

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BigW72

Post subject: Re: Kennedy Bridge Construction

Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2024 1:29 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

What kind of dumbass has a 50 mile commute?

One that works in the city and likes living in the far suburbs.

Metra....the way to really.....FLYYYYYYY!

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Kennedy Bridge Construction

Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2024 1:35 pm

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IkeSouth wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

What kind of dumbass has a 50 mile commute?

We have one in our shop. Regularly calls in due to weather. And when he's here he never fixes anything. I call him dark side and nobody gets the joke.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Kennedy Bridge Construction

Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2024 1:47 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

It was taking over an hour to get home after 7 pm all summer. It's a shit sandwich

Try living in the city.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Kennedy Bridge Construction

Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2024 1:52 pm

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denisdman wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

It was taking over an hour to get home after 7 pm all summer. It's a shit sandwich

Try living in the city.

It sounds like a Northside problem. Sometimes it can be difficult to tell the difference between the west suburbs and everything north of North Avenue.

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