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shakes
 Post subject: Chicago mail
PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2023 12:15 pm 
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public service: Don't put anything valuable in the mail if it's going through Chicago.

Had a client try to send me a USB stick. Got the letter last week and there is a tiny hole in the side where someone reached in and stole the USB stick.

Then he tried to have his former lawyer send it to me from his downtown office, got it this week and once again the USB stick was removed via a tiny hole in the side of the envelope.


my question to thieves: Why not just take the whole letter and throw it away?

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 Post subject: Re: Chicago mail
PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2023 12:16 pm 
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public service: Don't put anything valuable in the mail if it's going through Chicago.

Had a client try to send me a USB stick. Got the letter last week and there is a tiny hole in the side where someone reached in and stole the USB stick.

Then he tried to have his former lawyer send it to me from his downtown office, got it this week and once again the USB stick was removed via a tiny hole in the side of the envelope.


my question to thieves: Why not just take the whole letter and throw it away?

Your client: Tucker Carlson.

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 Post subject: Re: Chicago mail
PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2023 12:19 pm 
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You know you can send those items on the USB drive over the internet, right?

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 Post subject: Re: Chicago mail
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Brick wrote:
shakes wrote:
public service: Don't put anything valuable in the mail if it's going through Chicago.

Had a client try to send me a USB stick. Got the letter last week and there is a tiny hole in the side where someone reached in and stole the USB stick.

Then he tried to have his former lawyer send it to me from his downtown office, got it this week and once again the USB stick was removed via a tiny hole in the side of the envelope.


my question to thieves: Why not just take the whole letter and throw it away?

Your client: Tucker Carlson.

:lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Chicago mail
PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2023 12:20 pm 
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Brick wrote:
shakes wrote:
public service: Don't put anything valuable in the mail if it's going through Chicago.

Had a client try to send me a USB stick. Got the letter last week and there is a tiny hole in the side where someone reached in and stole the USB stick.

Then he tried to have his former lawyer send it to me from his downtown office, got it this week and once again the USB stick was removed via a tiny hole in the side of the envelope.


my question to thieves: Why not just take the whole letter and throw it away?

Your client: Tucker Carlson.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

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shakes
 Post subject: Re: Chicago mail
PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2023 12:21 pm 
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You know you can send those items on the USB drive over the internet, right?


not everyone has the know how to get that done. That includes 90% of my client base and several law firms.

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 Post subject: Re: Chicago mail
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Brick wrote:
shakes wrote:
public service: Don't put anything valuable in the mail if it's going through Chicago.

Had a client try to send me a USB stick. Got the letter last week and there is a tiny hole in the side where someone reached in and stole the USB stick.

Then he tried to have his former lawyer send it to me from his downtown office, got it this week and once again the USB stick was removed via a tiny hole in the side of the envelope.


my question to thieves: Why not just take the whole letter and throw it away?

Your client: Tucker Carlson.


I don't follow the politics section enough to get this joke.

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 Post subject: Re: Chicago mail
PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2023 12:25 pm 
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Brick wins the thread :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Chicago mail
PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2023 1:53 pm 
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2 things I learned quickly when I first moved to Chicago around the turn of the century: Chicago mail fucking sucks. Anything valuable you have at best a 50/50 chance it'll make it to you or to your destination. Oh, and Chicago PD are bad-asses who will shoot a guy in the back and then claim he was trying to shoot them over his shoulder like some trick shot artist. The latter isn't so true these days, seems the Chicago PD's been neutered (mostly a good thing). But apparently Chicago postal workers still thieving.
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 Post subject: Re: Chicago mail
PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2023 1:55 pm 
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Tall Midget wrote:
Brick wrote:
shakes wrote:
public service: Don't put anything valuable in the mail if it's going through Chicago.

Had a client try to send me a USB stick. Got the letter last week and there is a tiny hole in the side where someone reached in and stole the USB stick.

Then he tried to have his former lawyer send it to me from his downtown office, got it this week and once again the USB stick was removed via a tiny hole in the side of the envelope.


my question to thieves: Why not just take the whole letter and throw it away?

Your client: Tucker Carlson.


:lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: Great job brick. Very funny!

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 Post subject: Re: Chicago mail
PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2023 2:03 pm 
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shakes wrote:
Brick wrote:
shakes wrote:
public service: Don't put anything valuable in the mail if it's going through Chicago.

Had a client try to send me a USB stick. Got the letter last week and there is a tiny hole in the side where someone reached in and stole the USB stick.

Then he tried to have his former lawyer send it to me from his downtown office, got it this week and once again the USB stick was removed via a tiny hole in the side of the envelope.


my question to thieves: Why not just take the whole letter and throw it away?

Your client: Tucker Carlson.


I don't follow the politics section enough to get this joke.

It's a joke I've done a few hundred times so you'll see it eventually.

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 Post subject: Re: Chicago mail
PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2023 2:14 pm 
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shakes wrote:

Had a client a few years ago try to send me a letter by putting it in a bottle and dropping the bottle in the ocean. he wrote "to shakes" on the bottle. Got the bottle last week and there is a tiny hole in the side where water dropped in and damaged the letter.



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 Post subject: Re: Chicago mail
PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2023 2:14 pm 
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Hussra wrote:
2 things I learned quickly when I first moved to Chicago around the turn of the century: Chicago mail fucking sucks. Anything valuable you have at best a 50/50 chance it'll make it to you or to your destination. Oh, and Chicago PD are bad-asses who will shoot a guy in the back and then claim he was trying to shoot them over his shoulder like some trick shot artist. The latter isn't so true these days, seems the Chicago PD's been neutered (mostly a good thing). But apparently Chicago postal workers still thieving.


Brick ended/won the thread. Stop trying so hard always.


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 Post subject: Re: Chicago mail
PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2023 2:16 pm 
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a regular paper envelop? sounds like a you issue
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shakes
 Post subject: Re: Chicago mail
PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2023 2:45 pm 
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a regular paper envelop? sounds like a you issue



huh?

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 Post subject: Re: Chicago mail
PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2023 2:47 pm 
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Douchebag wrote:
Brick wrote:
shakes wrote:
public service: Don't put anything valuable in the mail if it's going through Chicago.

Had a client try to send me a USB stick. Got the letter last week and there is a tiny hole in the side where someone reached in and stole the USB stick.

Then he tried to have his former lawyer send it to me from his downtown office, got it this week and once again the USB stick was removed via a tiny hole in the side of the envelope.


my question to thieves: Why not just take the whole letter and throw it away?

Your client: Tucker Carlson.

:lol: :lol:


+ :lol: :lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Chicago mail
PostPosted: Tue May 30, 2023 3:39 pm 
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can someone explain the joke ?
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 Post subject: Re: Chicago mail
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HawaiiYou wrote:
can someone explain the joke ?

Yes.

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HawaiiYou wrote:
can someone explain the joke ?

The guy has ash on his two fingers....from the ovens.
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