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Author:  kerchungathunk [ Wed Oct 31, 2007 6:45 pm ]
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Walton was ROY in 1989 right? This guy wasn't even an itch in Daddy's pants then.
Unless the 16 year old is escorting the kid brother or sister, he shouldn't trick or treat. We had one tonight that made a face at our treat give away of glow in the dark fang teeth. Everyone gives candy, we give the teeth as a twist on the evening. 99% approval with this one 16ish kid dissenting.
Author:  parkridgesteph [ Wed Oct 31, 2007 6:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Taking a kid brother
Taking a kid brother or sister or niece is one thing but trick or treating on your own is stupid.

I took my younger brother 11 1/2 years younger than me trick or treating most of the time as my mom/stepdad stayed home and passed out candy.

Sometimes the people would give an extra bar for your sister so to speak but I wouldn't ask.
Author:  Brick [ Wed Oct 31, 2007 7:02 pm ]
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I love stealing halloween baskets from little kids. Today is the best day of the year.
Author:  HappyHour Jason [ Wed Oct 31, 2007 7:07 pm ]
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Frank took an angry pill today. Driving home was like playing Frogger with all the kids out....
Author:  Brick [ Wed Oct 31, 2007 7:08 pm ]
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HappyHour Jason wrote:
Frank took an angry pill today. Driving home was like playing Frogger with all the kids out....


I guess that is better than Grand Theft Auto.
Author:  HappyHour Jason [ Wed Oct 31, 2007 7:08 pm ]
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And 16 year olds should be concerned about getting smokes and beer, not candy....
Author:  conns7901 [ Wed Oct 31, 2007 7:17 pm ]
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Yep. The last time we went trick or treating was when were 16. We stopped a short while later when peopl wouldnt open the doors. We then proceeded to the park to egg cars and people
Author:  parkridgesteph [ Wed Oct 31, 2007 7:21 pm ]
Post subject:  So in other words
So in other words you were a hoodlum ruining other people's holidays.

I am so happy they arrest these POS kids in my town who do these things like egg peoples houses. Especially those who do things to little kids.

Halloween is for kids little kids and 16 year old scumbags should not ruin it.

While I don't normally condone violence I'm all for severe beatings on anyone who would take things from kids, egg people or their houses and cars and such.
Author:  HappyHour Jason [ Wed Oct 31, 2007 7:22 pm ]
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Well then Steph, most of us would be in the hospital and there would be no Message Board...
Author:  parkridgesteph [ Wed Oct 31, 2007 7:26 pm ]
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You think property damage and hurting little kids is fine and dandy.

So in other words if I came over to your house and beat up your kid stole his candy and threw things at your window you wouldn't call the police?

I'm sick of people who think this kind of behavior is justified.
Author:  HappyHour Jason [ Wed Oct 31, 2007 7:31 pm ]
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parkridgesteph wrote:
You think property damage and hurting little kids is fine and dandy.

So in other words if I came over to your house and beat up your kid stole his candy and threw things at your window you wouldn't call the police?

I'm sick of people who think this kind of behavior is justified.


I don't recall beating up kids but this comes from a person that wants to do bodily damage to kids that throw eggs or TP someone's house. Yes, the eggs are expensive to get off the house and the TP is a pain in the ass, but I don't recall stealing candy as part of the picture. Park Ridge must be a rough place to live....
Author:  Killer V [ Wed Oct 31, 2007 7:49 pm ]
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parkridgesteph wrote:
So in other words if I came over to your house and beat up your kid stole his candy and threw things at your window you wouldn't call the police?


I'm not calling the police. I don't need a screwdriver in my keester.
Author:  Psycory [ Wed Oct 31, 2007 7:56 pm ]
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Be careful, you don't want the 16 year olds spray painting "Bald Asshole"
on your front door
Author:  Irish Boy [ Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:23 pm ]
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16 years old is the worst time for Halloween, because you can't really get excited about the candy collection aspects of it, but the "girls dress like sluts" aspects of it have not fully set in, and if they have, you can't get the thought of Jessica Robinson in a hot nurse's uniform. So, that frustration/boredom/horniness is turned to vandalism.
Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:26 pm ]
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I think Parkridgesteph is a nun.
Author:  Stinkfinger The Crow [ Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:35 pm ]
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Kid Cairo wrote:
I think Parkridgesteph is a nun.


Since this is Halloween, BY RULE, she would have to be a slutty nun.
Author:  Hawkeye Vince [ Thu Nov 01, 2007 5:52 am ]
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Stinkfinger The Crow wrote:
Kid Cairo wrote:
I think Parkridgesteph is a nun.


Since this is Halloween, BY RULE, she would have to be a slutty nun.

OR the Flying Nun

Image
Author:  Bagels [ Thu Nov 01, 2007 6:26 am ]
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Psycory wrote:
Be careful, you don't want the 16 year olds spray painting "Bald Asshole"
on your front door


One of the best episodes for sure :lol:

LARRRRRRYYYY!!!!!!!
Author:  Gloopan Kuratz [ Thu Nov 01, 2007 8:28 am ]
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You pick up some crappy little candy like Sweetarts for those assholes.

You have to give them something or else they'll egg your house.
Author:  buryman [ Thu Nov 01, 2007 8:31 am ]
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I see every little whipper snapper as a possible egging so i smile and give as much candy as i can to each one. Even the little 4 year old princess with her parents. You stiff her and you know Mom and Dad are smashing pumpkins or taking down your mailbox.
Author:  Irish Boy [ Thu Nov 01, 2007 8:43 am ]
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buryman wrote:
I see every little whipper snapper as a possible egging so i smile and give as much candy as i can to each one. Even the little 4 year old princess with her parents. You stiff her and you know Mom and Dad are smashing pumpkins or taking down your mailbox.


:lol: Where do you live, Leavenworth?
Author:  Frontman [ Thu Nov 01, 2007 8:45 am ]
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If they're polite and are taking their brother/sister/cousins around? More power to them.

If they are on their own? Eh. I mean, eh.

Who cares then.
Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Thu Nov 01, 2007 8:46 am ]
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Frontman wrote:
If they're polite and are taking their brother/sister/cousins around? More power to them.

If they are on their own? Eh. I mean, eh.

Who cares then.

Yeah, that's how I feel. I have no opinion really.
Author:  buryman [ Thu Nov 01, 2007 8:49 am ]
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Irish Boy wrote:
buryman wrote:
I see every little whipper snapper as a possible egging so i smile and give as much candy as i can to each one. Even the little 4 year old princess with her parents. You stiff her and you know Mom and Dad are smashing pumpkins or taking down your mailbox.


:lol: Where do you live, Leavenworth?


I think I just remember when i was a kid.
Author:  Evil J.A.C.K. [ Thu Nov 01, 2007 10:43 am ]
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My Dear Internet Friend Frank Drebin,
You sir, are an asshole. What is your problem with giving some kid some candy? What, you think 15 is ok but 16 and the kid is a douchebag? Are you checking ID cards at the door?
Here at the Elgin mental Health Facility we have kids come in to visit in their costumes and wipe the drool from our chins. It is the highlight of my day. That, and the hour I get of choplifter on my IIE.
You stink, Frank.
Douche.
Your Bloody Best Friend
Evil J.A.C.K.
Author:  Mustang Rob [ Thu Nov 01, 2007 10:56 am ]
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I'm actually pretty happy those "kids" come around late in the evening.
It gives me an opportunity to unload the rest of the candy.
We had one "kid" ring the bell around 8:15 last night in a spongebob costume leading to this conversation:

Kid "trick or treat"
Me "I didn't know spongebob has a goatee?"
Kid "you think I would have gotten more candy if I shaved?"
Me "not from me, happy halloween" -as I dumped about 30 pieces of candy into his pillowcase.
Author:  Evil J.A.C.K. [ Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:04 am ]
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Mustang Rob wrote:
I dumped about 30 pieces of candy into his pillowcase.


My Dear Internet Friend Rusty Blob,
Those weren't Pillow (cases). Like 'em young, but not too young, eh?
Your Match.Com Match,
Good J.A.C.K.
Author:  Mustang Rob [ Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:06 am ]
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Evil J.A.C.K. wrote:
Mustang Rob wrote:
I dumped about 30 pieces of candy into his pillowcase.


My Dear Internet Friend Rusty Blob,
Those weren't Pillow (cases). Like 'em young, but not too young, eh?
Your Match.Com Match,
Good J.A.C.K.


As a wiseman once said,
"whatever makes you come the hardest", J.A.C.K :wink:
Author:  Colonel Angus [ Thu Nov 01, 2007 1:19 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 16 year old trick or treaters
Frank Drebin wrote:
Fuck you. You're 16. So you put on a shit "baseball" player costume on (this last kid had a Cubs Walton jersey so I wanted to hit him with a baseball bat) and I'm supposed to give your old-ass candy? Screw you. Punk. Get a haircut.


You forgot to say, "Get a job!"
Author:  The Original Kid Cairo [ Thu Nov 01, 2007 1:40 pm ]
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Frank Drebin wrote:
So which 11 of you think I'm the douchebag for not wanting to give candy to the 16 year old crowd? Huh?
Little bastards.

Frank, you've been angry today. I think you need a nap.
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