Ladies and Gentlemen of the CSFMB! Lend me your Ear! Hear the tale of the week's collection of Douchebags, and their acts of total douchbaggery.
Last week we had a clear cut winner. Italianfemale was a clear winner, garnering 50% of the vote amongst the final 5 candidates. Congratulations italianfemale, you made a significant impact your first week.
This week's candidates are listed below, in no particular order.

Pre-Draft analogies: FavreFan is sick of someone being the next Michael Jordan, or my favorite Jason Kidd with a jump shot, when they have not a single minute of professional experience. Is FavreFan onto something, or is he puffin the product?
Cougar!: Frank Coztansa might have had the subject line read cougar, but he's really asking if the cops that shot the stupid cat are douchebags. Cops seem to be nominated around here for shooting kids and writing speeding tickets in snowstorms, but do they have it coming for shooting a 122-pound cat?
John Murtha: Nas comes back with the fire and the passion this week after being on the CSFMB DL for a couple weeks. Murtha has drawn the attention of the politically astute Nas for his assertion that McCain is too old to be president. Murtha, being born prior to the Model T Ford, could be a douchebag for this silly claim, or, maybe he's right? YOU make the call!
Erica Sillyass: MITC strikes hard, strikes first, with no mercy, Sir against Erica Sillyass, who has been getting some air time on Tirico's show. We can take a host who knows nothing about sports, regurgitates day old baseball standings, the failed comedians, the racist morning crews, but goddamnit we draw the line at guys who don't think Angelina Jolie is hot. What is he a homo? Or a douchebag?
Me [Frank Coztansa]: Frank Douchebags himself, which is preferable to what he normally does to himself. He drove on a flat tire without knowing it, locked his keys in the car, and revealed that he keeps a magnet with his car keys on it attached to the undercarriage. Yes this makes him a dumbass, but does it make him a douchebag?

Well folks, these are your nominees for this week. Shout it from the mountaintops! Who is our DOUCHEBAG OF THE WEEK????!!!

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Erica Sillyass gets a lifetime vote from me.

I guarantee the White Sox will not win the World Series

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This is my signature...

The name recognition alone is what will get me the victory here.

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Erica Sillyass takes the cake.

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Seriously?

I have a write-in vote. Those morons who say that Soriano takes steroids.

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President of Blake Shetlon fan club

It's gonna be in next weeks poll.
Write ins not allowed.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Ahem...did you clear that with spmack before posting?

(Just funnin' witcha, spmack)

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Seriously?

At that point, we might be able to find out who Steph is referring to -- since she didn't do it herself.

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President of Blake Shetlon fan club