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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Miserable facebook people

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 3:47 pm

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Councilman Les Whinen wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Councilman Les Whinen wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

What a worthless bitch

I feel compelled to also add that she doesn't drive.

Are you sure it's not my dad's wife?

Not unless you're a 3 year old.

I also feel compelled to point out that I have another buddy with a girlfriend who's the exact same way. No job, no car, doesn't drive.

I'm 36...they have a 10 year old. My dad did day driving up until about 6 months ago...now he works in some print shop...

Too many familiar tones in that story, though.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Miserable facebook people

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 3:47 pm

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denisdman wrote:

And I thought only women were suckers for letting deadbeats hang around. I mean seriously- no job, no car, and can't even drive. I guess she does a few things really really well.

Or he's just desperate enough because she would take him for what he's worth in alimony and child support.

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shirtless driver

Post subject: Re: Miserable facebook people

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 4:02 pm

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2 hours later - from the same person in my previous post.

Damn. This might be one of those days where humanity can fuck off. Days like this suck because I've been brought down to their level. I really love people, I really do. But I want to like you too. Stop showing me the worst you have.

How about you stop with the childish vague mind games and call this person who has wronged you.
Before Facebook, how did 40 year old married mothers and wives settle beef?

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Councilman Les Whinen

Post subject: Re: Miserable facebook people

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 4:14 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

denisdman wrote:

And I thought only women were suckers for letting deadbeats hang around. I mean seriously- no job, no car, and can't even drive. I guess she does a few things really really well.

Or he's just desperate enough because she would take him for what he's worth in alimony and child support.

I'd say it's this. He's a Spiegel level big guy.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Miserable facebook people

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2016 5:33 pm

Joined: Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:17 am
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My kids know better then to be disrespectful in any way towards me, but if they talk back, say no, etc. I don't just stay quiet and take it. They get in trouble.

Where is this chick's Mother of the Year award?

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: Miserable facebook people

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2016 6:18 pm

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My kids are never disrespectful. Here's how I handle it when they're disrespectful.s

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Miserable facebook people

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 3:35 pm

Joined: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:03 pm
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Yo, peoples, rant ahead: Here's my 24 hour warning. I really, REALLY love heated debates - especially if there's yelling (it's in my DNA). BUT I fucking hate liars. You keep up with the "establishment" "rigged" the "Iowa Caucus" and the "IDP" is "shilling" for Hillary because of "coin tosses" and I'm unfriending your ass starting tomorrow. I have a lot of friends that worked really hard for Bernie (big kudos to xxxxxxx and xxxxxxx for a kickass campaign). I have a lot of friends that busted their ass for Hillary (kudos to xxxx, xxxx, xxxxx, xxxxxxx, xxxxx, xxxx, xxxx, xxxxx and too many more to mention). I have a lot of friends that have been busting their asses for decades to build the Iowa Democratic Party (honestly too many to mention but I'll name xxx xxxxxx for this purpose). I have a lot of friends that were caucus chairs and precinct captains because they believe in the system and their candidate and that there's a party out there that's actually trying to make America better. What you are doing is trying to bring that down. Now, for all the supposed "Democrats" in Iowa that are trashing the party? I got a long memory. You think America is broken? So do I. There's only one party that is intent on fixing that. You don't want to be part of the team? No worries, just make sure you put an 'I' behind your name when you run for office next.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Miserable facebook people

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 3:39 pm

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Yo, peoples?

Seriously? That's an unfriend on principle.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Miserable facebook people

Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 3:44 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Yo, peoples?

Seriously? That's an unfriend on principle.

Not a friend of mine. He just linked a friend of mine on the post. I xxxx'ed out a bunch of names, and my friend was one of them.

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Zizou

Post subject: Re: Miserable facebook people

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2016 12:15 pm

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I learned that racism is a construct and a system, but it has actors. It is not enough to systemically blame hegemonic forces for creating oppression; rather we ought to condemn the actors perpetuating the actions that codify oppression.

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Plus--pointed out to me--ever notice how much like prisons the school buildings look?

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I was trying to give up idiots and assholes for lent but you people are everywhere...guess I will give up candy

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Shout out to my dad on his birthday. This man left an indelible mark on me. Literally there is a mark left from some of the butt whoopings I used to get as a young boy.

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The gift and the curse ...‪#‎depression‬
I'm tormented by me...
Trying to be everything for everybody means that there is nothing left for me ....

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Miserable facebook people

Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2016 12:22 pm

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He needs to adult better.

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Councilman Les Whinen

Post subject: Re: Miserable facebook people

Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2016 11:05 pm

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Paraphrasing a bit but this was an actual exchange my buddy's wife just had.

Buddy's wife: If you disrespect me that's automatic disrespect to my kid. I don't give a fuck where I'm at you don't get respect from me for treating me or my family like shit. And you can bite the curb. Stupid motherfucker.

Friend 1: Tough day at work? Lol

Friend 2: Boom roasted.

BW: roasted how? you're just mad that you have to go to work and I send Buddy to work to make my money.

BW: have fun going to work.

Friend 2: yeah I should get knocked up.

BW: good luck with that.

This was deleted shortly thereafter.

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shirtless driver

Post subject: Re: Miserable facebook people

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 9:45 pm

Joined: Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:19 pm
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FB is a fucking crazy person meltdown party tonight over the debate...........

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Miserable facebook people

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2016 9:07 am

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Zizou wrote:

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Plus--pointed out to me--ever notice how much like prisons the school buildings look?

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I was trying to give up idiots and assholes for lent but you people are everywhere...guess I will give up candy

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Shout out to my dad on his birthday. This man left an indelible mark on me. Literally there is a mark left from some of the butt whoopings I used to get as a young boy.

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The gift and the curse ...‪#‎depression‬
I'm tormented by me...
Trying to be everything for everybody means that there is nothing left for me ....

If you murder this person, I wont tell anyone

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Miserable facebook people

Posted: Sat Apr 09, 2016 3:48 pm

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Hubby took off being an ass and wouldn't tell. Me he was going somewhere and wouldn't let me go. WTh is up w tht?! Wat did I do.u couldn't go w u wow. And make ur son ball his eyes lit watch u leave. See Wat I mean folks growwww up I don't deserve to b treated this way Wat did I do. I Will remember this. Y cudnt their bitch mother bring it here or meet halfway.. All the way to Pekin sure we can afford tht. And. Left me with no smokes thanks soooo much

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Miserable facebook people

Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2016 10:15 am

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Maybe he was heading to the book store to buy his wife Hooked On Phonics?

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Miserable facebook people

Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2016 10:17 am

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the most egregious offense was being left with no smokes

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Miserable facebook people

Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2016 10:19 am

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FavreFan wrote:

I think mentioning the lack of smokes really gives her some credibility.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Miserable facebook people

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2016 6:44 am

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Never felt as empty or alone as I do right now. I can't believe this has happened and I have to deal with it by myself. They say everything happens for a reason and that God doesn't give you obstacles that you can't handle. Well I'm so tired of being handed the sh*tty obstacles and ready for the good ones. When does this get easier?

Girl, call me and we can share a bottle of red and ice cream tonight!!!11

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Miserable facebook people

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2016 7:41 am

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Maybe my friend and Z's friend are sisters or something....

Apprently, God will not grand me the strength

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Miserable facebook people

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2016 8:33 am

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God give grand strength !!!

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Miserable facebook people

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2016 8:43 am

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Maybe God lives on Grant Ave.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Miserable facebook people

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2016 8:50 am

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Who is buried in Grand's tomb?

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Miserable facebook people

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2016 10:02 am

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to grand strength caused you your life.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Miserable facebook people

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2016 10:15 am

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W_Z wrote:

This is peak facebook "woe-is-me" bullshit. I'll put this cryptic shit out there so you are forced to ask me about it.

Also, please page Curious Hair. Cryptic Shit belongs in the fake band names thread.

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Miserable facebook people

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2016 12:41 pm

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My stepbrother's ex. This girl is a treasure trove of over the top, dramatic bull shit. She loves to frequently boast about how she "adulted" for the day. This is all on the same post just now.

Omg NO! NOT PRINCE..... I'm literally crying. I haven't been this sad since Michael died. I still cry about him. I better stay away from alcohol this weekend bc I will be a complete mess over Prince. I'm not even kidding.

This like when Michael died. Where you there? When I was crying in Sephora? I was woking that day and a customer ran in and was like omg Michael Jackson is dead! I'm pretty sure I fell to my knees in the greeter zone.

I feel like my childhood is over....

Like fr fr

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Miserable facebook people

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2016 12:45 pm

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redskingreg wrote:

I wanna party with this chick.

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Miserable facebook people

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2016 12:48 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

redskingreg wrote:

I wanna party with this chick.

Bring a straight jacket.

Given her frequency in status updates, let's just say Chus: Boob thread :: RSG: Facebook thread

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Miserable facebook people

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2016 12:49 pm

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I will be doing a prince inspired look today! Stay tuned!

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Miserable facebook people

Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2016 12:55 pm

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redskingreg wrote:

I will be doing a prince inspired look today! Stay tuned!

Same girl?

Awesome

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