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This unfunny person just word for word did most of this bit on Colbert just now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUciMwU4kHY
That was from 4 years ago.....
Only tonight, imagine her delivering the lines like she just inhaled about a pound of the Bolivian marching powder and downed a 12 pack of Red Bull. She bombed hard on Colbert, it was uncomfortable.
Some advice, Katie...
Work on some new material, don't go national with stale unfunny material from the Obama era.
And bring a paper lunch bag onstage with you next time you start hyperventilating.

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This unfunny person just word for word did most of this bit on Colbert just now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUciMwU4kHY
That was from 4 years ago.....
Only tonight, imagine her delivering the lines like she just inhaled about a pound of the Bolivian marching powder and downed a 12 pack of Red Bull. She bombed hard on Colbert, it was uncomfortable.
Some advice, Katie...
Work on some new material, don't go national with stale unfunny material from the Obama era.
And bring a paper lunch bag onstage with you next time you start hyperventilating.

FAIL.



Mere fact that you had to clarify that she was a stand up comedian means that no one knows or cares about her. You'd know about that sort of thing wouldn't you? Sort of the Dan McNeil have to be first rated in order to be overrated rule.

This post is truly unprecedented.

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Maybe knowing Katie Hannigan or even worse, what her "four year old material" happens to be will make me "hip". Never knew that was the key to being down.

Maybe i could also seem "smart" if i infer that her 4 year old material pertained to Republican bashing. There really is no way for the Obama era references to tell me that is there?

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Maybe knowing Katie Hannigan or even worse, what her "four year old material" happens to be will make me "hip". Never knew that was the key to being down.

Maybe i could also seem "smart" if i infer that her 4 year old material pertained to Republican bashing. There really is no way for the Obama era references to tell me that is there?


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Since I'm feeling charitable, let me dumb down my dumb post so that a dumb person can get "hip".
I was watching Colbert.
A stand up I had never heard of did her act.
It was quite possibly her national TV debut, based on a: the fact that she was nervous as a ltg would be at a Pantera show
And b: It was terrible, she bombed and she knew it.
So I looked her up on YouTube, and the very first video I clicked on was the one I linked above.
The one from the Obama era, i.e. - THE ONE FROM FOUR FUCKING YEARS AGO.
There was nothing political or controversial in her material whatsoever.
It was just old, rehashed drunk party girl jokes that 100 people have donw before her, and better.
So try as you might to insert your inane ramblings on something you didn't even watch in order to make an attempt at schooling me,
just save yourself the time and go to fucking bed like I told you to a half hour ago, ya fuckin putz.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 12:54 am 
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Women just aren't funny.

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long time guy wrote:
Maybe knowing Katie Hannigan or even worse, what her "four year old material" happens to be will make me "hip". Never knew that was the key to being down.

Maybe i could also seem "smart" if i infer that her 4 year old material pertained to Republican bashing. There really is no way for the Obama era references to tell me that is there?


:lol:
Since I'm feeling charitable, let me dumb down my dumb post so that a dumb person can get "hip".
I was watching Colbert.
A stand up I had never heard of did her act.
It was quite possibly her national TV debut, based on a: the fact that she was nervous as a ltg would be at a Pantera show
And b: It was terrible, she bombed and she knew it.
So I looked her up on YouTube, and the very first video I clicked on was the one I linked above.
The one from the Obama era, i.e. - THE ONE FROM FOUR FUCKING YEARS AGO.
There was nothing political or controversial in her material whatsoever.
It was just old, rehashed drunk party girl jokes that 100 people have donw before her, and better.
So try as you might to insert your inane ramblings on something you didn't even watch in order to make an attempt at schooling me,
just save yourself the time and go to fucking bed like I told you to a half hour ago, ya fuckin putz.


I don't take cues "like i told you to do" from you you deranged idiot!

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"I don't take cues "like i told you to do" from you you deranged idiot!"

Of course that's your one and only takeaway.

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You are right. I saw it,too. She sucked to high heaven but she had some wacky eyeglasses on. It pisses me off how she tried to endear herself to the crowd with her wackiness but not her piss poor "jokes". A guy comedian this bad never see's the light of day.

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I believe she opened for Anthony Jeselnik at the VIC back on May 13. Jeselnik put in a legendary performance, as usual, but she was painfully unfunny. But I’m a definite misogynist when it comes to female entertainers outside of some SNL alums like Poehler, etc.

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Ali Wong? Any takers for her comedy? She is pretty raunchy and may qualify as a baby making dude. I enjoyed what I saw on the Netflix.


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i saw 10 minutes of her on some comedy central special or maybe youtube or heard her on sirius. can't remember. it was not good.

ali wong is not good either.

there are plenty of funny women. they are just under the surface of popularity.


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Women just aren't funny.


not intentionally

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Women aren't funny. Don't believe me? Ghostbusters 2016

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She's painfully not funny

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long time guy wrote:
shirtless driver wrote:
This unfunny person just word for word did most of this bit on Colbert just now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUciMwU4kHY
That was from 4 years ago.....
Only tonight, imagine her delivering the lines like she just inhaled about a pound of the Bolivian marching powder and downed a 12 pack of Red Bull. She bombed hard on Colbert, it was uncomfortable.
Some advice, Katie...
Work on some new material, don't go national with stale unfunny material from the Obama era.
And bring a paper lunch bag onstage with you next time you start hyperventilating.

FAIL.



Mere fact that you had to clarify that she was a stand up comedian means that no one knows or cares about her. You'd know about that sort of thing wouldn't you? Sort of the Dan McNeil have to be first rated in order to be overrated rule.

This post is truly unprecedented.

What is your deal? What are you giving him the business for? All he did was d-bag someone that wasn't funny whose job it is to be funny.

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Don Tiny wrote:
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shirtless driver wrote:
This unfunny person just word for word did most of this bit on Colbert just now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUciMwU4kHY
That was from 4 years ago.....
Only tonight, imagine her delivering the lines like she just inhaled about a pound of the Bolivian marching powder and downed a 12 pack of Red Bull. She bombed hard on Colbert, it was uncomfortable.
Some advice, Katie...
Work on some new material, don't go national with stale unfunny material from the Obama era.
And bring a paper lunch bag onstage with you next time you start hyperventilating.

FAIL.



Mere fact that you had to clarify that she was a stand up comedian means that no one knows or cares about her. You'd know about that sort of thing wouldn't you? Sort of the Dan McNeil have to be first rated in order to be overrated rule.

This post is truly unprecedented.

What is your deal? What are you giving him the business for? All he did was d-bag someone that wasn't funny whose job it is to be funny.


Yeah let me know when you figure it out. I assumed it had something to do with someone liking Mac more than Goff and therefore race.

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The strange part is that if you ask a woman about character traits she’s seeking out in a partner, they’ll almost always tell you that being funny is at or near the top of the list. It’s hard to believe that lesbians exist.

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That’s a pretty good line.


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The strange part is that if you ask a woman about character traits she’s seeking out in a partner, they’ll almost always tell you that being funny is at or near the top of the list. It’s hard to believe that lesbians exist.


:lol: That line should not be wasted on a message board. Take that on stage,though it might require the audience to think for a minute.

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Here is one woman who I find kinda funny as well as hot
Natasha Leggero
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here's the colbert set that was mentioned in the OP. if you look at the comments you'll see a bunch of people avoiding the corn field by thinking happy thoughts...

her delivery is.... a thing... but hey you know the whole ironic glasses look plus the fact she's a strong independent womyn = i ain't going to the corn field.

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I cringed so fucking hard. What a terrible set. Bad timing and delivery. Even the barking seal retards Colbert packs in the audience were not biting.

If a man wore those glasses I'd punch him in the face

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here's the colbert set that was mentioned in the OP. if you look at the comments you'll see a bunch of people avoiding the corn field by thinking happy thoughts...

her delivery is.... a thing... but hey you know the whole ironic glasses look plus the fact she's a strong independent womyn = i ain't going to the corn field.

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Her delivery could use some work but the material wasn't terrible. I've heard worse from Margaret Cho and Mark Grote.


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Here is one woman who I find kinda funny as well as hot
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Rockford's very own.

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I spent way too much time doing this (about 20 minutes), but it beats dredging up old posts to expose! the (alleged) hypocrisy of someone who wouldn't piss on my cats if they were on fire. Sorry for the sizing, but that's the only way to make these on my phone (I don't have photoshop). :bom:
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The strange part is that if you ask a woman about character traits she’s seeking out in a partner, they’ll almost always tell you that being funny is at or near the top of the list. It’s hard to believe that lesbians exist.

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