When Will WSCR drop these promos.....I fucking hate the sound of her voice along with the brutal writing for these shitty ads. I mute everyone of them as soon as I can get to the keyboard. I will never even ask for a quote from Progressive Insurance. They're are in my "No-Buy Zone". "FLO MUST GO".

Jan from Toyota really pisses me off for some reason... probably because Jan from Toyota ad campaign is sucha rip off of Flo... even her name Jan is 3 letters just like flo's.

Yeah I'm tired of that one where she's playing the kazoo or whatever.

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I don't get the advertising theory of "make it as annoying as possible so people notice." Must be some research that says it works.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

"Uh uh uh, don't change that channel. I'm on all of them." That's not a good thing, you fucking twat wranglers.

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Would it be okay if she played with your upright organ?

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

i liked Jan at first- she's pretty attractive in a universal, non-threatening way

That would be music to my ears. I wonder how good she can hum?

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This Flo bitch has found her way onto the Madden loading game screen

Flo is not aging well.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Although, I must say, the other fantasy-based insurance ads are much more irritating. Insurance University? People singing State Farm jingles to get saved from being eaten by Buffalo? The gecko and the talking pig (less so, but still irritating.)

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Middle Aged Crazy, like Uncle Terry

all the money that is spent by the various insurance companies on advertising could probably wipe out the national debt

the worst one is some Asian chick who named her car "Brad" , don't even remember what company it is, one of those off-brands

Fuck Progressive, they are screwing me around from the accident I was in 2 weeks ago, fuckers!!!

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2018
#ExtendLafleur

Dear God, no .....

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Sorry about that.

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thank you. i have put progressive at the bottom of the list i will never use. they have been there since flo came around. i cant fucking stand their ads. i will never do business with progressive, fuck them FUCK THEM FUCK THEM. they are worse than geico, and that was a major feat to accomplish.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

yup. its like HEY! BUY US! FUCK YOU! WE ARE CHEAPER!

but in your head youre like "if your ads cost millions of dollars a day, how am i not paying for that with my premiums?"

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Call the General.

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I can't stand the ones with the vapid Caller Bobs that complain that their insurance rates went up because they got in an accident.

Oh we won't raise your rates for your first accident .... because we've been charging you about 130% of what the rates normally are ... they never seem to mention that last part.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Forget The General, you don't need to go any further than My Guys -

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https://twitter.com/DrKenCast

They get paid in hair plugs.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

but why do rates go up? i thought thats what insurance is for in the first place. oh wait, nevermind i forgot they only exist to bleed money for nothing like the true middlemen they are.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

geico makes me ashamed to be a member of theirs. good god, their ads are bad...it's like upright citizens brigade and zanies rejects abound.

I'm a Stephanie Courtney fan.

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DRINK BƎTTƎR. @theRIPH

with another progressive hit, heres flo and her menstral hit, mary jo!

with progressive mobile you can buy a policy right from your phoooooonnneee yea!
it goes wherever you go like an invisible friend named menstralllllll wooOOo!
dont call her mary, dont call her joe, her name is menstrAL!, and shes unusualllllll....

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

That is not your best work, Ike.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Would...just to say I did.

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Come on Bagels, she's a cutie! Of course, I've never experienced the Pacific Rim, so that probably plays a part.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley