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Blackcloud
PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2015 10:35 am 
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......Jason is pulling for an Illinois victory today so that tomorrows game will be broadcast instead of their show. He only had to work an hour and a half today yet, he wants Friday off too. I guess that sitting behind a microphone talking sports for twenty hours a week is a real chore. How long has he been doing middays two or three weeks ? Please.
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......Jason is pulling for an Illinois victory today so that tomorrows game will be broadcast instead of their show. He only had to work an hour and a half today yet, he wants Friday off too. I guess that sitting behind a microphone talking sports for twenty hours a week is a real chore. How long has he been doing middays two or three weeks ? Please.

Good to see it didn't take long for Grimmace to rub off on him.

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We had a power outage at my office building around 1:00 on my first day with the company, and they sent us home. I gladly took it. I still work here 15 years later.

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if I had a choice to work 1.5hours or 4 hours.....I'll go for the 1.5. Especially since tomorrow is supposed to be in the 60's. I'd say "Go Illini" as well.

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Illinois will need a big second half for this to happen.
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We had a power outage at my office building around 1:00 on my first day with the company, and they sent us home. I gladly took it. I still work here 15 years later.


15 years here for me too. Where the hell does the time go?

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denisdman wrote:
We had a power outage at my office building around 1:00 on my first day with the company, and they sent us home. I gladly took it. I still work here 15 years later.


15 years here for me too. Where the hell does the time go?

Time moves faster for you 1%' ers

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It does seem like time flies, but I have made the most of it. Very few regrets and lots of good times. My kids are both teenagers now.....

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Scorehead wrote:
denisdman wrote:
We had a power outage at my office building around 1:00 on my first day with the company, and they sent us home. I gladly took it. I still work here 15 years later.


15 years here for me too. Where the hell does the time go?

Time moves faster for you 1%' ers


Fasttrack...

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It is the theory of relativity, a guy being tortured experiences time at a slow pace, while a guy having amazing XXX experiences rapid time passage. In reality, time passes at a constant rate.

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Blackcloud wrote:
......Jason is pulling for an Illinois victory today so that tomorrows game will be broadcast instead of their show. He only had to work an hour and a half today yet, he wants Friday off too. I guess that sitting behind a microphone talking sports for twenty hours a week is a real chore. How long has he been doing middays two or three weeks ? Please.



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It is the theory of relativity, a guy being tortured experiences time at a slow pace, while a guy having amazing XXX experiences rapid time passage. In reality, time passes at a constant rate.

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Btw, Ive been in the business 15 years and at my firm for 14!

Hooray for me!

Even though length of stay is now seen as a detriment by some.
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Used to love this smarty pants..


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No shit. Goff is such an idiot for wanting to be off on one of the nicest days of the year.

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Blackcloud
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His work day is done at 1:00 PM. and he's only been working a couple of weeks.
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denisdman wrote:
It is the theory of relativity, a guy being tortured experiences time at a slow pace, while a guy having amazing XXX experiences rapid time passage. In reality, time passes at a constant rate.


Not entirely.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hafele-Keating_experiment

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Don Tiny wrote:
denisdman wrote:
It is the theory of relativity, a guy being tortured experiences time at a slow pace, while a guy having amazing XXX experiences rapid time passage. In reality, time passes at a constant rate.


Not entirely.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hafele-Keating_experiment


time doesn't even exist

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good dolphin wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
denisdman wrote:
It is the theory of relativity, a guy being tortured experiences time at a slow pace, while a guy having amazing XXX experiences rapid time passage. In reality, time passes at a constant rate.


Not entirely.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hafele-Keating_experiment


time doesn't even exist


'Time' is what keeps everything from happening all at once.

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Don Tiny wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
denisdman wrote:
It is the theory of relativity, a guy being tortured experiences time at a slow pace, while a guy having amazing XXX experiences rapid time passage. In reality, time passes at a constant rate.


Not entirely.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hafele-Keating_experiment


time doesn't even exist


'Time' is what keeps everything from happening all at once.


Everything is happening all at once

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