on b&b right now talking about the inevitability of the cubs/mets trade that the mayans predicted was coming, stoney said of the mets "they're not going to trade you degrom, they're not going to trade you syndergaard, and harvey is totally off of the table"
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE! WHY DO YOU HATE THE CUBS?!?!?!seriously stoney, do you know that >we are prepared to trade not just starlin castro but ACTUAL LIVING BREATHING PROSPECTS FROM THE BEST FARM SYSTEM IN BASEBALL* that when put together will be a package where it'd be like "ok so that's stanton and who else?"
get your head out of your ass, get with the program, and get with the future of baseball: the cubs are going to land whoever the hell they want because seriously have you seen the mets offense? starlin castro will be a beast over there compared to wilma flores. and then like i said >we have the best farm system in baseball so you know we're going to dazzle them with prospects that baseball america ranks highly. and since the mets have so much pitching and need so much hitting you know "It's Gonna Happen!(TM)"
so stoney, plz do us a favor and shut the fuck up. >we know that now it's gotta kill you to be marooned with the hawkeroo on the shitty side of town where your posterchildren are THE GRINDER and AMERICA: THE POSTER. seriously, did you know AMERICA: THE POSTER drives a #Miata? that's the kind of loser you're trying to pander to, and newsflash buddy..... >we don't miss you over here in cubdom. >we've got the best in the biz on the mike, and once >we get syndergaard and david price >we're going to be rolling. and >we're only 6 years or so from stanton opting out and joining >us because like lebron before him he wants to go and win trophies.
AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE A PART OF IT!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHA LOSER! GO DO ANOTHER PLAYGIRL SPREAD!
* = btw, when i say prospects i mean that obviously rizzo bryant schwarber russell soler almora and prolly CJ edwards are off the table. but that still leaves baez and alcantara, which means >we should be able to get at least steven matz with syndergaard, and hey, if >we toss in cj edwards they'll prolly toss in degrom too. #ItsGonnaHappen aka #WhyNotUs aka #WeAreGood aka one of IMU's favorite bands favorited one of his tweets.... don't you see that's an early seal of the cubpacalypse getting broken? again:
#ItsGonnaHappen!
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